Well, My Dog's Pussy is All Fucked Up
So the other day my dog jumped on the bed while I was watching TV.
When I looked over at her she was facing the other way with her back towards me, and I saw what appeared to be a scratch running down the back of her clit. I thought maybe she squatted on a stick or something.
It was gross, although I don't particularly like looking at the dog's pussy even when it is in mint condition.
So I called to my girlfriend, "Hey, Baby, can you come in here and look at the dog's pussy? It's all fucked up."
She asked me why I was looking at the dog's pussy in the first place, but I explained to her that it wasn't like that; it just...happened.
Anywho, the girlfriend got off work yesterday and took the dog to the vet. Turns out she has a Urinary Tract Infection.
I was deeply disturbed, and thought maybe we were bad owners.
Maybe we were weren't walking her enough....maybe we needed to make her drink more water...maybe we should have been washing her pussy out with a 2-parts vinegar, 1 part water solution on a bi-weekly basis...I just didn't know
Anyways, I went to the vet to pick her up, obviously very troubled about the state of my dog's pussy.
Turns out, the vet says that these things "just happen sometimes" and gave us a bunch of medicine(Cost us $800 by the way, which I found pretty steep, but you really can't put a pricetag on your dog's pussy. But I digress).
She also told me that my dog has "an extended vagina". I don't know what the fuck that means, and I was afraid to ask, and, quite frankly, a little offended. You don't dis a man's dog's pussy right to his face. But that wasn't the time to let my pride get in the way of salvaging my dog's pussy.
I asked what I could do to prevent this from happening again, but she said it wasn't my fault and reiterated that these things, "just happen"
I was relieved that that it wasn't my neglect that led to my dog's pussy's state of disarray, but "Just happens"?
Well, I refuse to accept that.
Wu-tang Fags of the world, please use this thread to post tips, suggestions, and pointers on proper dog-pussy care and maintenance.
Or feel free to just post informative anecdotes about your dogs' respective pussies.