The Ultimate Rap Challenge (Pro's Only)

hey you guys i think its time we take it the next level with a challenge that will help separate the men from the boys!


Basically the challenge is to create rhymes where the whole line rhymes with the next, syllable by syllable.


Anyways,


On your marks,
Get Set.
Go!




Smuggling Booze in the Graveyard
Struggling Jews in the Slaveyard
i'm a Copy Cat, i Byte my Owner
i'm a Sloppy cat, i Swipe my Boner

i'm the saviour so you savour me
i'm the flava so you favour me

you aint bustin' Back cus yo Raps an illusion
your gonna feel the Wrath on the Path that your choosin'
a soul's what you Lack from the Crack your abusing
understand That cus it's Fact that your losin'

Mexican Dr. David Bruce Banner incredible hulkin’
Radiation monster induced rancor marvel stalkin’
Lou Ferrigno out Bill Bixby cage infuriated alter-ego
Stewed blows spout ill will, irately gage desecrated foes
Famished great white shark devourin’ Navy seals
Tarnished traits smite sharp deflowerin’ puberty meals
Piranha will laurence fishburne electric eels and orcas
Barracuda shrill violence turns hectic ordeals to dilemmas
Murderous Gaddafi psychopath with serrated incisors
Venomous toxicity bestowed wrath with unabated geysers
Rosemary’s baby, brood of blight plagued of felonious
Dirty Harry diary, imbued of plight vague of righteous

Cancerous can't nobody dance on us your just the shit once flushed
Code cobra command the rush g.I. joes crushed
Lips hushed as blood gushed from wounds touched
Tools bust hit fools faces bullets clutched
Being pronounced dead isn't enough glad the lad bucked
watch my self destruct hardcore slap action like hockey pucks
Playoff on a boring team time movement never enough
No wrists in a cuff I demand u and ya man's bow before us
Or lay from a foreman uppercut u stupid fucks
The selfish sell fish and fishnets back of the truck
no opera, operation, facelift or tuck I'm Toyota trucking up
pluck the feathers off birds and ducks and chickens that cluck
why settle for a fat bitch that sucks? I'm the dimes lust
murder battle on the free-way mc's line em up
time is up quit popping o.c.'s or else it's the angel of death touch
my trade-mark is that blind blade cut across ya face for you strut
hoes get cuffed back of the car low fee sluts
you want a shot before you jump I'm westbrooke in the clutch
afro puffy know but once it's cut ocean waves without the brush

Unbearable Hiroshima abused and hazed
Terrible Tijuana produced and raised
Dark side of creation damnation delivered
Stark tides of predation oceans simmered
Electric storms seared with sparks of Meteorologica
Newborn smeared with mark of the bestia
Under red blazed skies that roared like Mjolnir
Thunder spread malaised allies that gored like spears
Austere revelations ravaged prosperous landscapes
Commandeered nations damaged imperious estates
Distorted memories malformed odious reflections
Aborted rationality deformed scrupulous perception
Demonic eyes like snide fireflies prey in cold light
Bubonic cries like petrified spies fray in extolled nights
Dissident in enmity, militant captured sabbatical
Torment in obscurity, imminent future abysmal
Raped despite appraised brawn disposition
Obstinate psyche razed beyond recognition
Picked apart by vultures size of Oprah in Color Purple
Hypodermic darts rupture personas in marveled rivals
Funeral homes gained deaths ballooned by slain
Brimstone terrain breath consumed by flames
Verbal molotov cocktails, flammable liquid spit
Lyrical petrol flailed, damnable depicted lyrics

Stone hedges know the poem ledges desire fetish
Growth fresh as a head of lettuce my grim leverage
Polluted beverages to drink then heavy hemorrhage
Look of sage savior slayed inside cave
Bonus for a braze the head caving craze
Majestic maids paid minimum wage
Act your age words written spin off page
Monster rap guage holy shot nograve
District danger for days razzle dazzle display
Beat down no school days besides sway
Txt

Servants In Heaven - Kings In Hell
Merchants Of Seven Ringing Bells

Persians Emergin' As Spartans Yell
Determined Burnin' Ash Marksmen Fell

The Sniper's Peril Described By My Quil
The Viper's Frill Pescribed Lies I Feel
The Spider Kill Inscribed By Eyes Still
The Decider Kneel Beside I....Tranquil

Stand Still My Mind Reach For The Sky
Grand Hill I Find Peaks More Trees = High

Understand? Will I Climb Feats Raw Indeed Speech Haunts Fake Drongos Breed
Thunder Command Eli Sigh Feature Procced Seahawks Make Broncos Bleed

Optimus Prime Transform Metamorphin' Autobot In A Storm
Monotomous Time Conform Met An Orphan Wiped Snot In A Dorm
Occulus Blind Born Wept At Abortion Plight Shot 'N' Torn
Preposterous Form Kept Sad Despite Wife's Hot Enough 4 Porn

Oaths Sworn Armour Worn Da Vinci Smile At What I've Drawn
Pope Yawn Father Mourn Da Slippery-Spiral That I've Warned
Hope Spawn Martyrs Born And Similarly Rivals Spat At Lives Scorned

Burdened beliefs face rotted exposing decayed teeth
Battle of Verdun beef mace dotted hosing dismayed grief
Sequestered doom embraced by guile of malicious
Festered wounds encased in bile and mucous
Rebuked claims of eras wolfpacked in psychosis
Puked stains of plasma trapped in diagnosis
Swarming stigmatas of unfathomed thoughts
Contorting placenta spasms .44 magnum shots
Obscene rituals of blood-drenched dawns
Demean dream visuals of scud-clenched spawns
Craniums lifted to view where nightmares reside
Succumbed drifted thru despaired glares of suicide
Serpentine of dementia cut wrists, poison flows swift
Red stream mania amok persists, moisten woes adrift
Biomed menstrual cycles ride in vaginal bloodshed
Infrared ventricle primal vitals died in suicidal beds
Deflated hearts pump melancholy in sunken chests
Raided dark clumps of anatomy causin’ cardiac arrest
Pristine ethics sodomized and dressed in body bags
Esteemed heretics surmised noblesse by holy fags
Anal batboys of angels smatter boos in cathedrals
Playful joy of fecal batter infused in excremental
Cataclysmic discharges of holier than thou feces
Hedonistic catharsis terriers chow to pieces
Venereal fixations disease flaccid medullas
Bacterial excoriations release rancid aromas
Sickle cell oratory engages under dearth grace
Hell purgatory rages on Mother Earth’s face

Im bustin the steel if I see u aint real.
I trust what I feel and I pee on fake deals.
Jaws crushin my meal Im a hound on the hunt
Yall rushin to flee now from the sound of the pump.
My shits disgusting like your mothers pussy
Thy triggers rusting for thou doth not useth it pussy

oops i fucked up

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Guarded By Martyrs

Servants In Heaven - Kings In Hell
Merchants Of Seven Ringing Bells

Persians Emergin' As Spartans Yell
Determined Burnin' Ash Marksmen Fell

The Sniper's Peril Described By My Quil
The Viper's Frill Pescribed Lies I Feel
The Spider Kill Inscribed By Eyes Still
The Decider Kneel Beside I....Tranquil

Stand Still My Mind Reach For The Sky
Grand Hill I Find Peaks More Trees = High

Understand? Will I Climb Feats Raw Indeed Speech Haunts Fake Drongos Breed
Thunder Command Eli Sigh Feature Procced Seahawks Make Broncos Bleed

Optimus Prime Transform Metamorphin' Autobot In A Storm
Monotomous Time Conform Met An Orphan Wiped Snot In A Dorm
Occulus Blind Born Wept At Abortion Plight Shot 'N' Torn
Preposterous Form Kept Sad Despite Wife's Hot Enough 4 Porn

Oaths Sworn Armour Worn Da Vinci Smile At What I've Drawn
Pope Yawn Father Mourn Da Slippery-Spiral That I've Warned
Hope Spawn Martyrs Born And Similarly Rivals Spat At Lives Scorned

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Guarded by martyrs, here lies the lord of chaos
With no tattoos on his eyes wide shut
Defy the odds, smarten up the hardest
Next of kin, known as Techwon the technical one
Lesson wasn’t greeted by leaders of Exxon mobile
Shots well profiteering while I Vandal Savage
Come with the carnage I’ll barnacle bailey e’m
Had to stick e’m with venom in e’m
What cha want anti-venom
Nah wasn’t any Eddie Brock in e’m
When the farthest reaches wasn’t what it teaches
Creature features, leech of her heathen
For whatever reason she commits treason
Pleasing mathematics, after prophetic
Enthrone homeopathic come at it without mythic
Going mystic while the mistress is with it
Kicking more than just ballistics
Equivocal to anything ethereal
In mural I paint with ceremonial burial
Had to mess with the artifacts intact
React when pat don’t say jack
I rack e’m up like a porno flick

Servants In Heaven - Kings In Hell
Merchants Of Seven Ringing Bells

Persians Emergin' As Spartans Yell
Determined Burnin' Ash Marksmen Fell



Understand? Will I Climb Feats Raw Indeed Speech Haunts Fake Drongos Breed
Thunder Command Eli Sigh Feature Procced Seahawks Make Broncos Bleed

Occulus Blind Born Wept At Abortion Plight Shot 'N' Torn
Preposterous Form Kept Sad Despite Wife's Hot Enough 4 Porn

DaFestered wounds encased in bile and mucous
Rebuked claims of eras wolfpacked in psychosis
Puked stains of plasma trapped in diagnosis


Pristine ethics sodomized and dressed in body bags
Esteemed heretics surmised noblesse by holy fags

You guys went in!

shifting through Detroit pissing on pistons if they're bitching fists hit em Harder than Sonny Liston
my life is a symptom don't forget it I'm simple but not sympathetic
lyrical fuel unleaded give me credit while you layed in bed sword in your head em·bedded
jetted to the nearest KFC swift robbery plus nearly ten buckets of chicken for free
My souls on ice and I'm pissing tea kush lifting me to write hieroglyphics on the nearest tree
Chavez grab the Mayonnaise and mustard I'm fitting to sandwich emcee's
how you gonna see with your eyes gone? my tactics a mix of osirus and Saigon
fully loaded lines drawn madness begins like locusts feasting on crops
back to the earth after I returned the blunt to 2pac had to leave hell is too hot
women say I'm too hot when I bust off all she spilled was two drops
ghetto war with a rocket launcher temper of the have-not's
how can you stand shot? I'm like a golden eagle throwing mountain rams off the rocks
advanced with the glocks cause jealous bitches want to put one in my cock
Bring chaos like Sheepish scaring motherfuckers like creature double-features
lyrics that stand out like bums for hand-outs.. why you mad?
I fucked your bitch while your dicks in another man's mouth
no phone and he got called out my boys beastie if you try to two-piece me
What she want me to do fuck a bitch with aids? Hey she told me to be eazy
another day dealing with greasy grease-balls that can't aim at who their seeing
shoot for mine like Koreans half-cyborg-half -human being
you fleas fleeing needing assistance unable to go the distance
even if you could I'd call one of my relatives that are distant
then I proclaim protocol to blow the wall bomb squad run through the halls
vapor action to clear the nasal passage feast on sushi to make my shit raw
i'll be there when my clique calls never see me with a bitch unless she licks balls
So we don't kiss broke 1 out of ten commandments with two fists
this life chose me so I was born pissed whoever objects gets chewed quick

first of all why the fuck are rap challenges being made by CraigLow
you need more time here than this year to know how the forum flow
dam mc's be slow like they in the know how this wu corp shit goes
can't trust ignorant vagrants wobble in a verbal squabble cause I cut foes toes
and fuck rules I'll rape 'em and re-shape 'em I'm head of the lyrical table
never win this 'challenge' so i'll start you off with a jumper cable
it's x-games more like dude on dude sex flames you adding on like my spawn
cut throats like I cut lawns mowed over battle sounds of diseased fawns
suck the verbal tit I spit cause it's got vitamins you need to succeed
end it here cause Im done just for fun while I watch you bleed

Barbed-wire hail storms on winds of hell fires
Charred mire gale thorns swim in swells of pyres
Shawls drape inundated precarious ice floes
Squalls of hate created by inauspicious tornadoes
Destined to be shattered in midst of furious hurricanes
Deafened heavens spatter mist of malicious mundane
Flammable volcanoes aimless violence immolate silence
Cannibal infernos of ageless patience wait for pestilence
Veins vigorously pump blood infused in abhorrence
Aflamed animosity trumps drubbed views of defiance
Sovereignty terror, emperors of ruthless dominions
Autonomy horror, mentors of merciless opinions
Predations vomit visceral streams of aversion
Depredation comets extraterrestrial vessels of repulsion
Pungent dawns decomposition currents spilling
Repugnant spawns of perdition on pestilent wings
Impaired by sharpened pledges of chaotic deviations
Ensnared by darkened edges of psychotic hallucinations
Imprisoned in neurotic shells of oblivious taciturnity
Derisioned spirits tell of lasciviousness for eternity
Condemned identities prone to perversity and disgust
Zen heathens bloodthirsty foam for iniquity and lust
Ascetic devotions rage inebriated by hostile visions
Frenetic molten iron-age lactated vile apparitions
Broods of mutations speak apportioned aberrations
Lewd nations seek gratification thru castrations
Perversity ascended beyond human debauchery
Degeneracy descended upon daemon dignities
Sadistic fantasies breast-feed lurid iniquities
Mystic realities infest creeds vivid melancholies
Bestial deeds breach integrity, upheld animosities
Feral breeds impeached ghastly, expelled atrocities
Incoherent notions devised to propagate dismay
Malcontent devotions baptized in lakes of decay
Demented debacles disguised in sullen smoke
Expended throttled eyes summon void hopes
Dilated pupils with only anguish to discern
Deflated scruples languished with no return

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I see you rapping long rhymes never strong for front page news crimes
blowing like wind chimes through sublime slimes slippery like holding greasy dimes
flip a fiver fast and furious bald homo driver crash into you drunk survivor
come correct with that shit intellect I detect your just another neglected striver
watchmen waiting instigating never lyrically hesitating and fuck waiting
on YOU do me a favor and try to stay true because your raps get the shit rating
again back to hesitating FBI fuck you guy investigating the unknown concrete raps
got your number but your getting dumber I know 'it's a bummer' begging for scraps
verbal taps is what I play when your spit rhymes my way
crumble as I watch you stumble grab my dick cause your lead astray

Ravenous mutineer wolf in black sheep combat gear
Explosive shrapnel citadels built from howlin’ bones
Medusa’s seed, snake eyes froze to Duran manos de stone
Lyrical John Dillinger robin thicke with gunslinger triggers
Josey Wales outlaw out 24 chambers with no disclaimers
Engaged in warfare where welfare bears marks of despair
Diesel fuel will char Vin, Fast & Furious scorch life and limb
Paul Walker in Backdraft couldn’t extinguish fiery solar flares
Flames singe scalded verses till bars are maimed with acid rain
Defame like Cain coming to hunger games with aim of disdain
Verbal spinal taps brutal attacks like Margarito’s handwraps
Long rhymes put short ability emcees in newspaper obituaries
William hung Hussein lines, stiffs suspended like wind chimes
Arsenal f.c. (faggot clown) you’ve misstep in this battleground
O3EY couldn’t raise his intellect with help of Lazarus and Jesus
Simple-minded obtuse lexis plastic butter-knife sharp-less
Billy Bob Thornton Karl Childers retard trying to Sling Blade?
Brain cramped like leg of James, kill Powerade try Gatorade
If you can’t handle the heat abandon ship from hell’s kitchen
Eddie Griffin comical actor, Justin Bieber superman lover
You tryin’ to fu** with The Man like Undercover Brother?
Mr. Feather weight better off on Brokeback Mountain endeavors
Anemic homo tryin’ to sumo wrestle with a Mexican Akebono
Andrew Cunanan fractured wrist better get on Schindler’s List
Before this man with iron fists leaves that wig cap Coco crisp
Venereal strain panty stained with streaks of testicular veins
Semen lubricated vaginal cavity seminal fluid defiled
Jerry Sandusky pedophile smile at your white crane style
Oral torture, dick so deep in orifice esophagus gets ruptured
Hymen abated then penetrated with ancient times’ spears
Feminine genitilia’s cervical canal scraped like pap smears
Sacrificial ritual, anatomical soaked in blood and gristle
You brought Airsoft weaponry to cannon fight, plight of pistol replica
Tracy Morgan comedian lyrically critically injured and now in a coma