Slippy's "get your game up" thread.

I've been browsing through these threads, and there are a lot of "I'm falling in love with this girl and she keeps shitting on me what should I do?" type relationship threads.

so........

Ask me what anything about relationships, sex, how to get that chicken to pull her pannies down. Even if your in love, don't be afraid to ask, i'll help you get that signifgant other your deserve. If you want her to become more ambitious in the bedroom, shit like that.

I can't write my credentials here(to much) but feel free to test my pimp knowledge.

Iight I'ma test your pimp, cuz I motherfucker am a disciple of the unwritten pimp's bible...

What does every hoe in your stable pray for?

Which hand is your pimp hand?

Whats a gorilla pimp?

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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez

Iight I'ma test your pimp, cuz I motherfucker am a disciple of the unwritten pimp's bible...

What does every hoe in your stable pray for?

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Bitches in my stable don't pray. There only allowed the religion I give them.

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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez

Whats a gorilla pimp?

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A gorrila pimp lives in the jungle, eats banannas, and is savage with his bitches.

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Originally Posted by num2son

Which hand is your pimp hand?

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The one I wipe my ass with.#(

Can I get some serious questions now?

well when you start answering the motherfuckers correctly,

so far you 0-2

You even familiar with the unwritten text mang? Cmon dook you a pimp for real?

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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez

well when you start answering the motherfuckers correctly,

so far you 0-2

You even familiar with the unwritten text mang? Cmon dook you a pimp for real?

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Unwritten text my ass, pimping is about mind control young dunny. Get your game up and come with some real questions not "oh i'm on the net 24-7, so I'm a real pimp!" bullshit.

yea iight dook, you don't even know what a fuckin gorilla pimp is

you probably just heard the word stable

and you definately don't know how to run one

I know niggaz that been doin this shit since 1950 sumtin fam, cmon yo

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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez

yea iight dook, you don't even know what a fuckin gorilla pimp is

you probably just heard the word stable

and you definately don't know how to run one

I know niggaz that been doin this shit since 1950 sumtin fam, cmon yo

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Your too caught up in vocabulary. A pimps vocabulary varies from place to place. This isn't a what's "gorrila pimp mean" thread. It's a how can I get my bitch to take it up the ass thread. Fake ass mother fucker.

What works for a pimp in the ghetto's of chicago, won't work for a pimp with 20 wives in Salt Lake city.

yea iight mang

I think you need to 'get your game up'

matter fact, holla at me when you wanna learn how to pimp

ahahahhahahaha sucka

Knew this would happen. Tuco, I SMH.

One.:king:

Ok, it there aren't anymore haters like tek nickel styles, i'll continue on with the thread.