100 Things I learned from watching House

1. Everybody lies
2. It's never Lupus
3. It's either Cancer or Auto-Immune
4. Hugh Laurie is a cool guy and a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
5. Strongyloides is Thread worms, and make sure the damn cripple takes his pills....is that dog dead?
6. Akinetopsia is a neurological disorder where motion isn't captured correctly, and he's flickering the lights to try and give you a seizure, son of coma guy.
7. House and Cuddy did it in med school
8. Kutner was a bully in highschool
9. Cameron likes broken men
10. House hired Foreman because he is a former criminal and therefore good at breaking into people's homes.
11. Kutner was adopted by white folks, and he likes it.
12. Chase is bitter because he was left out of the will.
13. 13's real name is Remy Hadley
14. Ok, so it was Lupus once

4. Hugh Laurie is actually cool

Strongyloides is Thread worms

Akinetopsia is a neurological disorder where motion isn't captured correctly

Cameron likes broken men

13's real name is Remy Hadley

Kuttner is adopted by white folks...and he likes it.

-Hugh Laurie is a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
-Wilson is a great friend for putting up with all of House's abuse
-House and Cuddy should ride the hobby horse
-Kutner was a bully in highschool

dont trip shrooms with ppl u never met before lol

first and only time i seen this show was when i ate some shrooms with my boys boy lol, and we were waiting for the shit to kick in.

had one of my most potent trips that night...

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Originally Posted by tajeco

-Hugh Laurie is a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
-Wilson is a great friend for putting up with all of House's abuse
-House and Cuddy did ride the hobby horse
-Kutner was a bully in highschool

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fixed

Did they? Was it before she hired him?

yea they did it in med school

It actually once was lupus

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Originally Posted by Jeru

It actually once was lupus

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"You keep a stash of pills in your Lupus Textbook"

"It's never Lupus"

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

"You keep a stash of pills in your Lupus Textbook"

"It's never Lupus"

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"I finally have a case of lupus"...somewhere in season 4 :D