Why do common American men always seem intimidated around the Englishman?

Especially like intellectually, whenever theres an Englishman around, or if theyre in England, they get kinda uncomfortable like theyre about to say something stupid. I think its the accent or something.

Its like whenever a big shot American who is super confident in his home country is over here doing shit, he always acts subservient to his English masters. He just smiles and gets it over with. Theres like this hidden wall of uber fear/respect for the Englishman. LOL dont worry guise we're not gonna take our county back calm down LOLZ

And why do so many Americans, when they get rich, start speaking with an English accent? It embarrassing.

Take someone like Hugh Grant. This is the image 98% of americans have of the Englishman. Whenever I see him around American girls, they are just so ready to fuck him at the drop of a top hat. Like you can just see it they would do just about fucking anything right now for him.

I dont get why so many hot American woman get together with dumb Englishmen, just because theyre english. Like Gwen Stefani, or Brittany Murphy.

Id apply this to Irishmen aswell. Americans fucking love the Irish. Like Colin Farrell. Hes like a god.


Thorts?

And I know your typical American commener everyman like NickyTooch or Mummra or whoever is gonna come in here and lie about how they would act around a real life Englishman in their presence.

You know you would get nervous and try to not seem stupid.

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I have had an english roomate. We both smoked herb, played basketball and went skiing as well as pulled a bunch of girls together. So, none of that took place, but...

The english accent sounds a lot more dignified than many american regional accents.

I understand what you are saying, people just perceive the english in a certain way over here.

Thats alll I got for you.

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Originally Posted by Surreptitious

I have had an english roomate. We both smoked herb, played basketball and went skiing as well as pulled a bunch of girls together.

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AHAHAHHAhahahahahahahha!!

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Cool story brah, he sounded like a really cool Englishman, I hope you treated it well.

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Originally Posted by Lacey Bone

And why do so many Americans, when they get rich, start speaking with an English accent? It embarrassing.

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Gimme an example of someone doing that.

hahaha, I realized that after I posted it

cuz teef

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Originally Posted by Tommy

Gimme an example of someone doing that.

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Er Madonna?

And like every single other one.

horrible example

Oh yeah and Madonnas another one who married a average Englishman, apparantly only because he was English.

Its only white trash like Madonna who become wealthy and who come from shitholes like Detroit

Its not a common trait for wealthy Americans to use fake British accents, shits obsurd

I like how Americans always refer it as a "British accent".

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Originally Posted by Surreptitious

Its not a common trait for wealthy Americans to use fake British accents, shits obsurd

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AHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAH they do fuckign do man hahahahaha wtf is up with that. Expekally the woman, like the female hollywood stars, theyve mostly got an English accent by the age of 25.

Rich americans especially think they need to rock the fake English. Theres no such thing as a British accent btw.

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Originally Posted by Tommy

Gimme an example of someone doing that.

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EDDIE MURPHY



my old boss was from london, and he was by far one of the stupidest dudes i have ever met in my entire life. he was funny as a motherfucker, but he couldn't spell for shit, and his use of the english language was abhorrent. he called it "proper english". he was definitely street smart though, and could drink like a fish and brawl, but dumb as a rock. so that is my impression of all english people.