yo ya kno the rules, ill start ass an example
ill circumsize u wit rusty scissors than dip ya dick in alcohol,
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yo ya kno the rules, ill start ass an example
ill circumsize u wit rusty scissors than dip ya dick in alcohol,
jus bringin it back, it was a good thread
i'll get a rusy nail and nail it thru the hole in the head of ya dick wit a hammer *thump*
ill cut ya finger off, stick it in ya esophagus and staple ya lips together so u can vomit ya face open
ill stick a nine inch nail to a chair up right, and pull ya eyes out, and tell u to have a seat
I'll DDT you on a bed of nails then leave hangin upside down until ur brain pours out
I'll clamp your eyes wide open and let water drip into them and put a roach in each ear.
I 'll turn on the garbage disposal and puree yo hands then I'll make you scoop em out and drink em wit a funnel in yo mouth
ill cut ya torso off and throw u out a window so u can fall on the pointy fence
then go down there and toss flamin arrows at ya left eye
i'll rip ya face off , cook it in the fryin pan with your blood as oil , and feed it to your cat , which will be hangin from the washing line by its dick
ill rip ya scalp off and take a diarrea on ya brain, then shove ya shity brain up ya ass
so u could think about shit
i'll stick some fireworks up ya ass and set em off , and when ur nice and loose , i'll put you on the top of my christmas tree
ill wait till u tell a lie like that then cut ya dick off and nail it to ur nose with a rusty nail
now ur not a real boy memberless!!!
i'll fuckin ... rip of ya leg and smack ya with it until ya puke up ya guts , and when ya do , i'll make ya eat them in a sandwich , and i'll film the whole thing , and send it to jerry springer for no apparent reason
i'll amputate ya arm in a sloppy manner , and then replace it with a stick of lit dynamite , run like a muffucka and watch ur ass go up in flames
ill pull ya spine out by rippin through ur back wit an aids infested fishin rod, then tie yur legs 2getha wit it andpush u down the stairs
ill rip ya intestines out and hang u with them so u dont give a shit
cut your arms and eyelids off and lock you in a tanning bed
and then turn the heat up to color of bright red
I'll cut you all over with a razor blade and scrape your skin up with some brillow, than throw you in a vat of rubbing alchohol and throw a match in it like,
WOOOSH!!!
I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin leave yo ass stranded in the desert, and you ain't got shit to drink, but i give you a porno mag.
(think about it)
^I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin fuck the shit out of jessica alba in front of you then chop ya dick off
ill fucken dip your toes in sulfuric acid then make u suck the burning flesh into your mouth
ill tie ur legs together, then rip ya brain out, unwrap it, and wip u wit it, then take ur cleaver and toss it at ur crouch
I Love You
I'll fucking dip you in pigs blood and put you in a trough with flesh eating maggots.....
lol pale!!!
I'll fucking impale you by ya cheeks , put honey on your feet and release the boars....
I'll shove a fuckin machete in your mouth and make you close that shit and smile while your entire body is on fire and your gettin stunned by 100 tazers all the while hanging upside down in a abandoned basement!
BITCHS
Homie i'll fuckin tie you to a fence turn a car around in reverse and set that shit on fire and let it ram you in the chest then when your on fire i'll piss on you... and the fence. Resurate you like Jesus then call all your family to a apartment building in Harlem lock them in so they can't get out and cut there dicks and pussys off and make the males of your family eat each others dicks and the females the pussy's and while there eating i'll set the apartment on fire and you wil come up lik e"Hey where tha fuck iz my family" i'll shoot you two times in the ass both butt cheeks have you hoppin around like a little bitch then i'll beat your ass 100X worse than the Rodney King beating with a "Louisville Sluger" after all that shit and your fam's is dead i'll take you to the airport and tie to the empire state building and run a plane into you you can call the disaster 4/11!
Niggaz don't come to work early!
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I'll fuckin I'll fuckin hyponotize you make you think your a female ready ta fuck then i'll take ya to burger king cut your head off with a chainsaw and sale you as a burger
ill tie ya member to train tracks, then ya neck to a train and...u kno
I'll rip out ya spleen and feed you raw chicken while you get the runs
ill frikasee ya balls and staple them to ua forehead
lol@Dusk
I'll hog tie you, hang you from a hook and put a tub in your ass full of red ants.
I'll stick a hangar in your dick hole with iron wool on the tip and proceed to swab that shit.
I'll fuckin stick a garden hose in your ass
tie a knot around the tip of your dick
duct tape ya face up
and watch you xplode
ill shave ya chest wit a glass shard and drown u in alcohol
i'll fuckin, i'll fucking....
put a blown torch to your balls until their charred, give you some wool draws and make you run the treadmill.
I'll fuckin' crystalize ur balls in liquid nitrogen and shatter them shits with the tap of a hammer like ::PSHHHHHH::
ill twist ur teeth off with small plyars than put a brick soaked in gas in ur mouth, lay ur head on the floor and stomp the shit out!!
u win already damn!!! honestly ur much nicer than me on here, good thing u brought it back!!!
cuz ill sand ur face than pedigree u on sand water