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Originally Posted by CharlesJones
Though Charles Jones probably reeks of corn beef, feet, and the 4th floor urinal, Ironman's bent bubble wrap reptile dick and egg head may be a hinderance on initial approach. I think Jones has a terrain advantage because they will be smelling mall perfume and cologne assuming it's him until he gets them to his car or bed.
Charlesjones seems more outgoing than Ironman, and being outgoing is over half of the fight. I have never seen a picture of Charles so who knows, he might actually be a handsome guy.
Ironman's age advantage shouldn't be underestimated. He's young and girls at the mall are seldom over 25. Charlesjones approaching them to discuss the Martin DVD boxset, Willie D, and 1992's hottest RnB bangers will put him at a disadvantage.
Ironman is younger so he can speak on more current subjects like girls not liking him, geology, and smiling like a homo in group pictures.
I would say even with those advantages, Charles' seemingly higher comfort and experience with women
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"Reptile dick and egg head"
Jesus i gotta log off, I can't breathe.
damn I forgot to add a poll
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...0842762701.jpg
TSA what do you think about this ?????
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Originally Posted by TSA
lol
I think Jones would win. Experience, and confidence goes a long way. CharlesJones spends his whole life pitying himself but he still eats bitches feet by hook or crook. Ironman pities himself and can still only dream of eating as much ass and feet as Charlesjones. I also feel like Ironman would just stare a girls from a distance while fantasizing about them hitting dislike on the youtube comments of ignorant black thugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by zooruka
ahahahaaaaah classic thread already, voted charlesjones - of course :vroar:
Charles is clearly the alpha in this situation. After a long day of driving around in his early 90's shitbox vehicle and gobbling corned beef sandwiches - while simultaneously scouting or poaching grungy hookers...
He has the confidence to have mom make him dinner, and skip a hot shower.
Basically his routine before heading out to a local club is...
-Splash on some aqua velva
-Throw on a fubu polo
And one of these in the mirror
http://i.imgur.com/B3WfnO2.png
I have faith that Ironman could do a complete 180 and become that alpha, arrogant prick, badboy that every women throws their pussy at. He just needs some primer material:
http://www.tariqradio.com
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
http://www.artofmanliness.com
http://www.returnofkings.com
Less of this...
http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com/asse...Knows-Less.jpg
More of this...
I see hes already taken over KTL
I VOTED FOR IRONMAN CAUSE IRONMAN HAS A SIX PACK AND PROBABLY GONNA GET A DWEEB WHITE GIRL WHO WATCHES ALOT OF PORNHUB
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.6080...7&pid=15.1&P=0
CHARLES JONES PROBABLY ONLY WANTS DIMES SO ITS HARDER FOR HIM TO BAG THEM
IF CHARLES TRIED FOR A FAT CHICK HIS CHANCES WOULD INCREASE
ALSO CHARLES LOOKS LIKE THE BALD DUDE FROM ROC
THIS IS CHARLES WATCHING STEVE HARVEY SHOW
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte.../yes-rudy1.gif
shut wu-corp down. thread of the year and we're not even 2 weeks in.
I think CJ is at a severe disadvantage because even though he's only interested in making his way around bunion country and the corn fields of Footbraska and occasionally getting his nipples wet he only wants the kind of women that a janitor career can't provide. CJ doesn't seem like the kind of guy who will bluff his way with a resume - or a woman - so he's gonna miss out on a lot of feet from the mall but his wank bank should increase and keep him going for a few days.
Ironman doesn't appear to have the bar set as high as CJ and has previous form in doing whatever it takes to protect his Wu Tang Corp dot com reputation by any means necessary so I see him being prepared to score with a female as long as she has a pulse. Plus his stint as the homeless gives him the advantage of being brought down to the undesirables level which he can use to his advantage in a game of numbers.
The one thing CJ has going for him is his foot fetish. If he can find just one weirdo like himself into that, CJ is in.
So what your saying is:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Hound
Ironman = WuCorp Malcolm X with a skosh of bible camp thrown in for good measure
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahaAHHAHAha.kcjSn.wks.csdks jfld
This thread taking it back to 08
CJ coz he dont even know what he saying half the time, chicks be thinking he a funny ass mofo
"bitch i been going to the public library every day for years to go onto the internet"
"you funny charles"
"i basically complain about ignorant black men and black woman on a wu tang forum. bitch"
"charles u dog u...."
Pussy = BAGGED
CharlesJones = not exactly sure what happened
*bumps Wille D*
*goes to library*
Well the library is definitely a great place to take refuge when needing to avoid all of the 'ignorant black men bullies and criminals' that plague his neighborhood.
I mean.. Its not like Beanie Sigel is gonna walk in and force charles to partake in some blow, then rape him Deliverance style on a pile of self-help books.
That could be like a new niche or fetish.. 'Black on black library rape'
LMAO
He'd probably complain quite a big though that he doesn't like a lot of things coz of the beats
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janitors cum the hardest
http://damn.com/assets/flour-facial.gif
it's a wrap ironman
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Originally Posted by Durag
Oh man. Fuck. Shut it down, in the words of my main man Graveyard Shifter "Dead". TSA u killin emQuote:
Originally Posted by TSA
idk guys, CJ is basically gonna walk up to women and berate them for being gold diggers.
Plus if ironman is wearing his official KTl mod bracelet at the time then the women are gonna be wetter than tsunami before CJ even gets chance to tempt them with offers of candlelight corned beef and free janitorial services fo' life.
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Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid
* pauses Willie D on 90's walkman *
* Berates Dave and Busters waitress *
* chugs glass of milk *
* proceeds to play 'Down the Clown' with some 10 yr olds *
lol @ willie d
iron man by lightyears
This was all I read of this thread (though I might return to it if I remember), but holy fuck, it was enough. Epic shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
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Ironman dick does look like this nigga
http://www.i-mockery.com/booberry/boo-marvel.jpg
nd mall rats love that. He just doesn't have CJ's blunt entitlement to the feet of women and thus won't have the bravado of a young CJ.
Lots of great points being made though. Ironman isn't an ugly guy and in shape with an education. If he wasn't the stupidest bastard alive he would actually have 0 problem attracting girls but he's actually dumb as fuck and rations like someone from Louisiana (if you haven't met them you wouldn't understand).
Ironman also smiles like someone who wasn't taught how to wiped their ass well and is beginning to realize it. It's even worst because his swaggerless smile is probably recent and reeks of special ed.
All of these good points aside, CJ has the experience while Ironman is a virgin. CJ will be able to run laps around Ironman while he tries to figure out what to say. Ironman consistent has his bitch stolen by thugs and CJ is a criminal and sexual deviant so that would probably constitute him as a thugg.
LOL@TSA dissing Ironman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I haven't tried Boo Berry and Count Chocula cereal but I like Franken Berry. General Mills who makes those cereals make some good cereals.
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Originally Posted by TSA
TSA's in full form
http://i.imgur.com/R1lFZSj.png
It's heating back up againQuote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
LOL@Check Two and Noel411 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I see I got the most votes.
Hahaha a Boo Berry dick
good thread, solid analysisQuote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones