you know when you shave you and get those gay ass bumps after?
what the fuck is that?
why?
and how do you get rid of it...in like....2-3 hours?
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you know when you shave you and get those gay ass bumps after?
what the fuck is that?
why?
and how do you get rid of it...in like....2-3 hours?
bumps? wut?
like ruff face terrain or wut?
Apparently shaving with conditioner stops it. That's what the streets are telling me anyway.
That would be a condition specific to the native gay ape....the cure is unknown
Laying off the cock will reduce swelling
Employ good shave protocol.
Always shave after a hot shower or bath, as this softens the facial hair.
Don't shave first thing in the morning.
Use a brush to distribute the shaving lotion/cream.
Make sure your razor is always sharp.
Shave with the grain, to avoid the occurrence of ingrown hairs and 'bumps'
Regularly rinse the blade in water while shaving.
Clean off lotion/cream with warm water (and then maybe splash face with cold water to close pores)
Moisturise or exfoliate afterwards.
Do not use alcohol based aftershave, it will only dehydrate your skin.
{PB}
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Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
You talkin facial or pubic?
the best way to solve it is to shave in the direction of growth of the hair. basically dnt shave the opposite way, jus shave along the hair. for that way to work properly you gotta like change your razor everytime you shave.
cream is another solution. dnt kno what type of cream but i once used one of my girlfriends various facial creams and well it worked perfectly.
alternatively use a machine instead of a razorblade. but machine is wack.
It actually does happens to black ppl the most.Quote:
Originally Posted by sidious_katana
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anyways, my dad said it comes from using a dull razor, how do you get rid of it, it's just bumps all up in your shit, and my skin scares horribly so i can't afford to have this shit! and a fine wimmenz is coming down from omaha for big red welcome!
dag nab it!
PS:
or should i say PB: Thanks for the jewelz homie
Its from ingrowing hairs... best way to avoid it is to leave a little stubble... or go see the dermatologist...
awwwwwwwwhhhhhh....
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...nteresting.jpg
never against the grain!
if you look in any hip-hop magazine that always have ads for those bumps, it generally is worse for black people, I never get them
I wont say i havent noticed that either.
The Source was very active in representing young, successful, African American performance artist's skin problems.
From memory.
iv always related bumps to ppl with hard skin. i used to get it alot. until i learnt all the shaving tricks in the book.
when you shave against the grain, it actually cuts the hair so its beneath the skin, then when it goes to grow out, it gets caught in the skin and makes a bump. the curlier your hair is, the worse you'll have it. that being said, black people get it more because their hair is curly as hell
i have naturally curly hair so i got it bad. i fixed it by using an electric razor from that point on. havent had the problem since
then there's this one incident i had when i shaved my balls for the first time
long story short, my gf thought i had fuckin herpes. never again
pfhahaha
good advice
Good advice from someone with minimal facial hair. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
theyre called razer bumps and only black people with little or no hygene get them!Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
"In the dream she and I share pound cake and tea in between her shifts of on the silver screen"
I dont shave everyday, but when i do I go with the grain first than over it against it. I feel I
get a closer shave.
Use a mach 3, dont use those disposable crap blades...
ALso, seeing as how you have a pizza face, that might be the problem. Your hideous acne.
But don't fret, Proactive works.
Just ask your fellow razor bumped friends Sean Combs.
Hey, i just lay it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert
My reptilian friend.
{PB} (Movember 2010 future champ)
I dont get razor bumps (thanks god)
What you need to do is go to the section of Wal -Mart or your local Department store (even Walgreens) and go to where they sell the black products. They got our murrays grease there and all the activator is there and the pink hair lotion and all that shit...
okay - IN THE Black hygienic section is also a small can of stuff to cure razor bumps. I see it all the time.
Why the hell do we only get a lil piece of the dept???? Shit is fucked up but whatever.
Just go look where they sell the du rags and you will find the razor bump cream.
oh shut the fuck up you pickaninny
TSA, since you're African-American, you shouldn't shave everyday. I'd say shave every three to four days. But I don't shave with a razor. I use clippers because they don't cause razors bumps and it's alot easier, too. The reason why black men get nasty razors bumps is because their hair is coarse. After shaving, hair tends to grow under the skin causing the face to break out in bumps. My advice to you and others would be not to shave everyday or every other day. It won't be good for your face in the future. Because if you decide to, you'll be uglier than what you already are. Then you really would have to start buying a shit load of equipment to impress your peers, co-workers, friends, and women. It's true.
http://www.blacknews.com/images/skin.jpg
dats funny
no it isnt.
SOMETIMES, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN' WITH A BASSLINE,
RAY OF SUNSHINE,
SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
WOO WOO, BABY, CANT YOU SEE IM READY TO DANCE?!!!?
I think your watching a bit too much american pyscho for you own good mr batemanQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
I sometimes wonder why a paragraph about WHAM! wasnt included in AP.Quote:
Originally Posted by sidious_katana
Ok, Bateman hated homosexuals, but there were many contradictions, so i dont see why it would have been a problem.
hm, something to think about in my dreams me thinks, goodnight euro fags.
oh my god bateman is a ghey!!!!
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Originally Posted by Ironman
yeah, but i don't shave daily, i shave monthly, my shit hardly grows
Its the black thing though, the dude that cut my hair said that i should have use the razor, which is where i effed up at. That and to play baking soda to it and it'll go down. That or Hydrocodine gel but i couldn't find that at walmart and i have a surplus of baking soda from boilin rocks in the ghetto
a lot of unneeded desperate attempts to rematch lost e-matches going on in this thread im noticing.
^^^Can't you use clippers, though? I mean they're just as good as razors.
my shit dont grow long enough for clippers anyways so it would be dumb of me
but idk
There are clippers that you can buy that can shave just as good as a striaght razor.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
thank god i dont shave...*D
or is it thank god im not black...:? hmm either way works out for me
since were on the topic.... anybody ever try that hair removal cream??? not for my face obviously but i kinda want to dip my balls in it..
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Originally Posted by Ironman
BULL
SHIT
hahaha not me sucka, u know i got 3 for every one of ur corny ass posts!:stroke:Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
bonkers?
its not like i go around saying yo this shake is bonkers,
son dem kicks is fly as bonkers boners,
holy batman that video was bananna hammock bonkers yo
track IS CRAZY SONNNN
but crazy wasnt crazy enough... whats with the hostility anyway?
ahhhh was the black comment no?
btw ladies love da peach fuzz gives em a tickle
i gotta say clippers are fukin wack. you dnt get a close shave at all. its jus good for trimming your beard.
bonkers
why would i use a clipper cause its just as good as razors when im supposed to use stuff better then razors
and skampoe keep it up 2 good posts out of 40 is an increase from earlier this year