that could actually b really fun though. u could make a whole new personality and make up a lotta shit and a whole new background. make it interesting. tell her u was a professional egg breaker/smeller (its a job where u have 2 seperate yolks and whites and get rid of bad eggs) who always got employee of the month until u were caught having an affair with the bosss daughter and u got fired. act dead serious when u say this and see if she believes u.