Originally Posted by
project clozaril
heres a funny story about bruce. first of all hes like about 47, black, and 250 pounds or so. he was at my house and left and somebody said wheres your computer its gone i think bruce stole it. i immedieatley went downstairs and he was still down there. i seen the power cord in his pocket so i grabbed for it. he says "how dare you reach in my pocket" and pushed me so i pushed him back. then he threw a punch and i immedieatley snatched the glasses of his fucking face and smashed them in my fucking hands. he then had me pushed up in a corner and he was trying to punch me but i blocked every single fucking punch he threw. then he says "stop stop or the cops are gonna come" i grabbed my fucking computer and shit and went back into my apartment and locked the door. there was comotion outside for awhile but i didn't fucking care ;P i could have snatched his fucking eye if i wanted to and he wasn't wearing glasses...........im kinda scrawny and short and shit but im quick. give me a weapon and im invincible