even if you're a male, take some special pics for me
what
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even if you're a male, take some special pics for me
what
Holy Holy.
Cowboy bebop you talkin' about right?
That version.
Yea man sick en it, you obviously know.
Maybe you're too smart to get on here & annoy the living shit out of everyone you come into contact with like a bad case of crabs.
Some among us have perfected the art. Through very keen and careful observations, I have been able to concoct an amazing formula that will allow you too to become a Retard.
First things first, you need aaaaaloooottt of emoticons in everything you post. :W :W :W :W :W :W :W :W its a surefire way to let everyone know "helllllooooo, I rode on the short bus to get here"
Now the second step is to hand out useless details of your life that you're absolutely sure no one will care about. Will any one listen? :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: , no, as a matter of fact, they won't. But if you posted things that people actually wanted to read about you wouldn't be living up to your full retard potential. :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:(
You catch a beating for that one :yessad: :yessad: :yessad: :yessad: :mmmyah: :mmmyah: :mmmyah: :'o :'o :'o
Now while living out your life as a retard, you're probably going to face a lot of criticism. This is a fact of life. However, an attack should never, ever, ever, ever elicit a response that shows any signs of witt, sarcasm or any other form of intelligence. REmember you're being a retard. The proper response shall always, always, alwaaaayyyys be more generice emoticons. But there are only a few that are acceptable. :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :( :( :( :( :( :( }:T }:T }:T }:T }:T }:T :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :loser: :loser: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: <To be a retard you must use these in all your non-witty comebacks which aren't really witty at all. And remember if all else fails
Big red letters means you are really, really angry!!!!!!!!
And there you go, you now have the official handbook for being wucorps most retarded dumbass. Feel free to practice here in this thread all you want. But far warning, you're getting doused with the haterade if you try and take that shit anywhere else. Enjoy
:y :y :y :y :y :y :y Lmao:y :y :y :y :y :y :y
i cant read, does that make me retarded?
Heat does wucorp:slutty:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigben
Can people just stop writing so much?
I don't wanna read all that and figure out that its just random shit/
dont forget to give your threads 5 stars before anyone's viewed or replied to the fuckers. I rated this one, Eric isnt retarded
Only a retard like eric can write the internet retard handbook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Only a retard like eric can write the internet retard handbook
The retard handbook was possible because of my acute observations, not exactly a retard attribute.
yea but eric, retards are strong, and so are BULL-DYKES! so watch your back lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
so youve been studing retards? hmmm. y?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Unseen