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i think charles jones is the worlds most sophisticated spam bot
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAhaAHH!!!!!!!! SIG!Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Monk
what the fuck is Bob Evans lol
havent been to IHOP since i was like six.
Dennys is fucking gross. Went there when i was on a roadtrip a couple years ago and nothing else was open. Greasiest shit ive ever eaten, i felt like throwing up once i was done eating.
Breakfeast is the one meal i can actually cook cuz its so easy. I just fry up whatever i find laying around in the fridge.
hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by SKAM-POPE
Eggs are MY SHIT.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
Theyre tasty, cheap, and easy as hell to cook, and theyre a good source of protein.
As I said breakfeast is the only meal i really make.
And who doesnt like hash browns?
You've never heard of Bob Evans? LOL. Everybody knows about Bob Evans.
In the projects, we usually go to waffle house.
i wouldnt eat none of the shit mentioned in this thread. all that shit is a slow death.
Whatever Pale Horse. Check Two, you live in the projects? I like waffles.
LOL@Tha Play hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Also those comments at the bottom of your sig that shows what Killah Priest said about Ol Dirty Bastard is funny.
lmao @ skampoe's post
you go girrrl!Quote:
Originally Posted by emperor les
Yeah, I think some of the people try to outdo one another and come up with names that nobody else has. It's like a competition.
^^
afraid of being alone
When i lived in states, i loved going to the little Cantinas or Bodegas, and have me some Latino breakfast. mmhmm ... thats the best. Now I just go to my moms when I crave pan de queso or empanadas.
No i'm not afraid.
You make a good point.
Sounds like Charles needs a man in his life then.
^yeep.
fuck an Ihop.
i go to the local hood ass Mexican joint and get a Breakfast Burrito. with the green and red chilli.
thats how we do it out here.
black and white women are still women
a black woman will say no if you ask for the number
a white woman will say yes and not pick up when you call when you ask
in the end if they're not interested they're not interested but i prefer the black womans no.
charles idk why you asked for the address but going to your brother as if its a crime to want a number is stupid and yeah black bitches, expecially the ones in college, are really stupid about stuff like that.
I was on a date with this girl, we were laying on a couch and watching nigerian movies (lol). She asked me to go turn on the fan, I told her im not getting up till i get a kiss to get things started, the girl, instead of kissing me, wilds the fuck out, shoving tits in my mouth eating my face, just over doing it and all i wanted was a simple kiss.
the next day she says we're 'going too fast' (towards what? lol) and its not gonna work out cause i just want pussy and thats not what she's looking for LMAO! then she goes and tells are her friends on campus and since there's like 7 blacks hoes total that was all of them as if it was a crime to kiss a woman play with her vagina (sure she left that out) and suck nipples like dehydrated baby (left that out too).
i seriously wasnt even trying to fuck, i mean if it boiled down to it why not, but i just wanted to flirt around and chill and fuck later when it was appropraite and normal.
i was like damn, wtf just happened.
TSA, i didn't tell my brother about that. The bitch is the one who told my brother what i did. I disagree with what you said about black women and white women. I've been turned down several times when i ask a woman for her number but i've also had women give me their number. So it just depends on the woman. But my point is that white women are more approachable than black women. Black women for some reason have this facial expression when you approach them like they don't wanna be bothered but white women don't act like that when you approach them. I would prefer a black woman but i wouldn't mind having a white woman either because i've been with a cute white girl before and she had a banging body. Only problem i had with her is that she has 3 kids. I think she was expecting another child when i stopped seeing her. Now her situation is something i usually don't see with white girls because most white girls don't have a lot of kids.
I will never be gay.
I know you don't want a woman opinion but "I said why not. I forgot what she said" maybe you should have remembered what she said?
But I really think it's because she didn't find you attractive, or wasn't interested in your personality. That is no reason to say she has some issues. You shouldn't get offended by that. Move on to the next bitch Charles.
I think the reason why you don't have any luck with women is because you're always against them, you always putting your guard up. This attitude you have towards women and black women especially can clearly be seen. You know how you say black women have a nasty attitude and you can always tell that shit with them. I'm pretty sure they're seeing that exact same attitude in you.
Maybe she didn't find me attractive or didn't like my personality but she didn't have to tell my brother i asked for her number. You're right that i shouldn't have been tripping about her not being interested. I used to act like that when i was younger when i would talk to women but i've learned not to get upset and move on to the next woman since i've gotten older.
this is my girlfriend right now
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well said.
yea word homes peace peaceQuote:
Originally Posted by food for thought
i didn't mean all black and white women do that, its just when they're uninterested thats how the communicate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
but yeah dude, dont take it all personal, you're clearly a creepy douchebag with no finesse, but just keep the movement moving, she's obviously not interested and doesn't have to be.
if a woman is uninterested it can be for a degree of either normal or abnormal reasons. a girlfriend of mine told me that its all about timing. sometimes girls just dont want to get with any guy, sometimes they're on their period, sometimes they're in a bad mood, sometimes they're looking for a relationship when you're not, some girls are attracted to somethings others find repulsive.
just beat your dick
and sometimes they're attracted to certain things at certain times. in the end it boils down to them not knowing what they want whatsoever.
i just think its dominate sperm and money.
hahahaha valid point.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
exactly, just beat that dick baby.
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Originally Posted by Tha Play
I don't jack off when i want sex and i don't watch pornos when i want sex. I'm really not good at sex. I only last about a few minutes hahahahahahahahahahaha. I'd rather kiss a woman's body and have her kiss my chest nipples and that makes me cum.
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Dear Mods,
In regards to CharlesJones, he seems to be flooding the General Chat once again with his hypocritical nonsense. Would it be possible if one of you could perhaps create a section where he could accumulate all his monotonous threads together in one official thread or subforum? If this is not possible, please move them to Norwegian Love Letters section, this would be very much appreciated.
Thank you in advance.
Regards,
Blackula.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha wow that is amazing charles ahahahahaahhaha. smh
Yeah that is funny. I don't like moving back and forth for awhile when fucking a woman because i get tired LOL.
Well Blackula the reason i act the way i do towards women is because i've been played a few times by them. So i'm very cautious about women that i meet and deal with. I can't be soft on women because if iam, they'll play me. Ice Cube's advice about women on NWA's I Ain't Tha One song and Don't Trust Em solo song is very true. Men can never let their guard down towards women because a lot of black women play games and they think they're slick. So that's why i can't be soft on them. That's why i don't open doors for them and pull out their chairs for them at a restaurant and buy them gifts and give them money because i'm not a sucker. If your a sucker and you do all that stuff for them, they will take advantage of you.
In the projects, all you gotta do to win over a black broad is just drive into the parking lot with your car radio way too loud while wearing a funny looking flat brimmed cap.