The Official Wu Corp Profile Thread

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Originally Posted by Sarah UK

Well I'm new so I guess this is a good place to introduce myself.

Name: Sarah
Location: Scotland, UK in my nice little flat, I even have a garden.
Age: Legal, that's all that matters.
Affilations: Err, no? I dunno anyone else who posts here.
Appearance: I'm about 5'5, 130lbs. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I have my lip pierced, a vertical labret in the center and my belly button pierced. A few concealed tattoos - 2 stars behind my ear, Wu tattoo on my neck (at the back) and a tat on my hip area. I want to get more but can't really think of what to get yet.
Education: I'm at college.
Music: Hip hop head but listen to pretty much anything. Favourite artists are Wu Tang (obviously!), Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Gang Starr... yeah I love conscious hip hop but I like other stuff too.
Concerts: I go to sooo many concerts. Seen in the last year - N*E*R*D, Jay Z, Kid Cudi, Kanye West, Wu Tang Clan, Method Man, Redman, The Game, Dizzee Rascal, Wiley, Wale, Memphis Bleek, Santogold, Mark Ronson, RZA, GZA... okay, loads more.
That's about it, oh yeah, I'm a twin. That about sums it up.

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I'm on the right. Ya, that's my sister.
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Yep, I hate mirror pictures too. Lol.
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I can't be assed rotating the pic, my apologies. :D

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welcome!

i've been here for a minute and i was here before the shit crashed a while back but i never introduced myself.

Name: Enrique
Hometown/ Location: Miami
Ethinicity: half cuban/ half white american
Age: 24

i'm a manger in retail. weed smoker, beer drinker. i guess my white side makes me a tit man cause thats my shit. i'm a hip-hop fiend. somewhat of an encyclopedia of rap. i love old reggae and soul music.

oh shit and like the girl before me i have a twin, but hes nothing like me or the rest of the fam. hes a hippy kinda, good guy tho.

top 5 mc's... rakim, az, nas, pun & g rap

xbox live id: STAKESisHIGH84


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me right now (that collage of album cover on my closet door only costs me $20 to do and they're posterboard. get at me if you wanna know how)


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halloween a couples years back, drunk and hungry as fuck

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drunk as fuck again protecting my bottles of gin and tonic. i had to get helped up the stairs and tucked in by my ex that night. nastiest hangover

thats it, my pictures of myself are limited. peace

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^^ hahahahha

that's how I roll.

i was gonna ask what thats all about but i decided not to. i noticed you placed it in multiple threads tho

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Originally Posted by Sarah UK

Well I'm new so I guess this is a good place to introduce myself.

Name: Sarah
Location: Scotland, UK in my nice little flat, I even have a garden.
Age: Legal, that's all that matters.
Affilations: Err, no? I dunno anyone else who posts here.
Appearance: I'm about 5'5, 130lbs. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I have my lip pierced, a vertical labret in the center and my belly button pierced. A few concealed tattoos - 2 stars behind my ear, Wu tattoo on my neck (at the back) and a tat on my hip area. I want to get more but can't really think of what to get yet.
Education: I'm at college.
Music: Hip hop head but listen to pretty much anything. Favourite artists are Wu Tang (obviously!), Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Gang Starr... yeah I love conscious hip hop but I like other stuff too.
Concerts: I go to sooo many concerts. Seen in the last year - N*E*R*D, Jay Z, Kid Cudi, Kanye West, Wu Tang Clan, Method Man, Redman, The Game, Dizzee Rascal, Wiley, Wale, Memphis Bleek, Santogold, Mark Ronson, RZA, GZA... okay, loads more.
That's about it, oh yeah, I'm a twin. That about sums it up.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...323b031dcf.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...b89718162a.jpg
I'm on the right. Ya, that's my sister.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...caf0480b43.jpg
Yep, I hate mirror pictures too. Lol.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...e6096a8091.jpg
I can't be assed rotating the pic, my apologies. :D

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shotgun!

huge UPDATE COMING WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!

Nice one sham

Ghostlaced needs to stop being a pussy and post some pics of his dumb ass.

9 dollar walmart rummmm

You're hair is out there.

I should update this soon./

jyeah dude



gotta rock it like that, always have, always will, at least until i go bald

SLAYYYYYYYER

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http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/abesap2.jpg

^^^^ahahahahahahahaa i did not picture GZAinjector looking anything like that.

haha

He's gone up a bit in my books.

And he was already up there with the god skampoe and gavin.

I would make slow love to Sarah UK. I mean she is the chosen one with that Wu tat and all?

i called it, i got first dibs muh fucka.

sArah u k ,u and your sister are cute as fuck

can we be friends

awesome thread
i will pot my profile more later
im going to work

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Name: Slothy Fitzpatrick aka Third Eyedea.

Age: 43 in sloth years but I carry it particularly well.

Weight: 15 Kg. I have very little body fat and well defined abdominal musculature.

Height: Approximately 3 foot.

Penis size: Ironman's penis multiplied by pi.

Description: I was taken from the Amazon jungle when I was a Slothling. I exhibited advanced intelligence from an early age.

My "owners" (I use that term loosely because in actual fact I was pulling the strings) allowed me to be integrated with the human population and since then I have not looked back.

I am a self confessed romantic and heart throb with the ladies.

I am the reason QOP is a hot mess.

I ghost write for some of your favourite rappers and posters (every now and then I send SUNNY WINTERS material for KTL).

I have also received nudes from your favourite posters. Both male and female. Ironman hold your head up kid, I'm sure it was freezing in your bedroom that day.

The most puzzling question I was ever asked on this forum is "how the fuck can he type with those claws?"

Yours,

Slothy Fitzpatrick aka Jim Henson.

peace gzajector, keep rockin ya shit!

damn i never knew about this thread...i really should post more often

anyway...

Real name:La-Teaf
DOB:02/05/1982-Frankfurt Germany
height:6'2
Weight:317


i grew up in texas, a little town called Copperas Cove, Eric(visions Unseen) went to the same high school.

graduated in 2000

waited damn near 10 years to decide to fucking go to college

currently enrolled in austin community college persuing a degree in game design

i live in a 3 story townhome

i have a 1985 chevy caprice classic...i hate new cars.

i dont care what ur beliefs are...or a lack therof...i respect it...just respect me

i like porn and easy white women

i am obseessed with asian women

i work at apple making a fuckton of money

despite my muslim name i am not a muslim

family is the most important thing to me...i will drop whatever i am doing to help my family

my parents have been together since the second grade,they've been married for 34 years but have been together for over 40

i am the youngest of 4 siblings(35,31,28,27)

i LOVE hip hop

MFBRONZ is my psn and xbl id


pics....

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...beefpics-1.jpg

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...eefpics008.jpg


these are pretty old...i have actually lost about 70 pounds. im too much of a cheap ass to buy a new camera.


that is all...........

^^+rep

03-03-2009, 10:29 PM
Pat Bateman

huge UPDATE COMING WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!

First page;
Last edited by Pat Bateman; 12-18-2008 at 08:40 PM.

massive fucking motherfucking update coming this weekend but i need to get bent offa the hazen to update this thread because it's next level.

Peace bronze.

ilz potent u are beautyullllll

NAME : DRUNKEN MONK
OCCUPATION : IMA ZULU KILLING WHITE FAGS ON MY COUNTRY



























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Updating Now!!!!!

OK, i know you guys are pretty worried about the clear disparity between the time i posted the above message and the current time.

My internet went down for a bit, and i decided to go about my daily duties, and just got back home now.

I'll update it now.

You can stop pm'ing me now bonerfarmerer.

Update done.

^spends %78 of his time at his computer masterbating *nods*

^Fantasises about young virile Australian men spending 78% of their time of their computers 'masterbating'.

y u frotog
turducken monks
awesme
profile¿

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Originally Posted by Pat Bateman

^Fantasises about young virile Australian men spending 78% of their time of their computers 'masterbating'.

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Originally Posted by Drunken Monk

ilz potent u are beautyullllll

NAME : DRUNKEN MONK
OCCUPATION : IMA ZULU KILLING WHITE FAGS ON MY COUNTRY



























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Ha ha ha drunken monk youre a crazy mofo!

Name: Sam Cozy

Age: 19 (02/15/90)

Physical: 6'3 180 pounds, brown hair and blue eyes

Education: Freshman at UMD, Government and Politics Major

Affiliations: nada

Interests: basketball, basketball basketball, film, politics, partying, spending at least an hour a day reading the ny times, more basketball(Springbrook HS, back to back state champs baby!! number one public school in the entire DC Metro Area, YESSIRRRR!)

I go through phases when it comes to my music, where I spend a week or two listening to nothing but one or two artists and then move on to someone else, I love discovering new shit. I'm currently into Thelonious Monk real hard.

vvv absolutely wasted on election night, u can see part of the dope ass Wu tee that I have on
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Name: Andy
Born: 12/1980
Height: 6 foot nuthin
Weight: Skinny as hell
Interests: I like benzo's, opiates, weed, brew, MMA, WuTang, and being a sracastic asshat on the internets
Werk backbround: pro romoshopper

Wu Worshipper from the beginning

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...mping4PB-2.jpg

Alex
caucasian
6.3 ft
200 pounds
born Feb. 1 1985

first hip hop experience: down low greatest hits:looking:, bulworth ost, return to the 36 chambers in 1998



i used to fuck with the dj muggs forums back in the days. when it got shut down in 2005 i migrated here :cheerlie:


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Real name: Kareem

Aliases: Sidious Katana, SID and colonel mercy

Age: 20

Occupation: scrounging off the government, career criminal, smoothtalker and seducer

Location: LDN (northwest of the border)

Education: currently studying for a diploma in graphic design.

Likes: music, jamming, blazing, clubbing, people, knowledge, creating stuff, making money, sexing and wondering aimlessly very late a night in search of spontaneous jam energies.

Background: As cool as they come.






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xoxoxoxoxxo

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Originally Posted by TSA

Roberts real name is Trent?

his white status just shot up



Name: Derek

Age: 20

Race: Negroid

Height: idk, 5'8 probably.

Weigh: idk, 170 probably, slim, well toned, like a dulled down brucelee almost buffness to a mishaped skinniness depending on proximity to mating season

Skinz count= 7

Education: In between University of Nebraska and Southeast Community College, 2 years deep in the game, will have associates in spring, will stop at Masters

Field of Study: Psychology with a minor in Business administration

Hobbies: Posting on wucorp, writing, making music, being in the UNL African Students Association, being in The Wisemen's Committee, and Debate, mapping human thought mathematically, crumb snatching

Interests: History, politics, economics, current affairs, hip hop music, psychology, pussy guts, cappadonna affairs, reading.

dislikes: not being busy, indirect people.

Nicknames: Duroc, Duru, D, Durocallah, Carl Winslow, Duroc Shakur, Knuxx,
Rocko, Ric Flair, BigDickBilly, The Rich, TSA, Tissa, Hogan Nose Best.

Affilitions to da game: My friend whom created thashaolinassassin account after i had told him about the site who plays and observer role now as opposed to active poster, and i was supposed to do a show with Sleep Sinatra who also posts on this site and lives in Noobraska.


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Damn TSA i pictured you different, you look cool though, not in a homosexual kinda way but in a I respect you kinda way

Peace for bringing up a whole page of Derek pics.