cap aka wucorps EMO faggit thread

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Originally Posted by Dan Conner

^^The tracklist leaked....

1. Goombas in Schoonbeek

2. Hot Italian Sausage Between Warm Buns (F. Shoulder Boi)

3. Le Coq Sport (My Favourite Game)

4. Spice Boyz (F. CFB Minionz)

5. Belgian Chocolate (F. Tokin' Blak)

6. Hold Me Close (Young Tony Danza) (F. Shoulder Boi)

7. Marshmallow Mafia (F. CFB Minionz)

8. Linguini With White Sauce (Blow Off In My Clams)

9. 3 Queenz (F. Drake & Joe Budden)

10. Lyrical/Miracle/Spiritual (F. Machine Gun Culi)

11. Fashion warz (F. Kanye's Strange Fruitz Posse)

12. Canoli Creme Facial

13 Hardbody Ghetto Niggaz (F. Asher Roth, Mac Miller, Charles Hamilton, Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez)

14. Big Brother Auditions






Album's Gonna be a banger.

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some of these were actually funny.

ITS KINDA TUFF SONNING EUROs SINCE THEY USUALLY GET HOT CHICKS, I GAVE UP AFTER TRYIN WIT OEL FaM AND GUBIO
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-0uaQloVcc0U/SI...RW_7023-01.jpg

yall dont get hot chicks in the states?

YEA BESIDES ME NON OF THESE AMERICANS GET HOT CHICKs

EURO NET DWEEBS GET MORE BABES THAN AMERICAN NET DWEEBS CAUSE LOOKIN GEEKY IS MORE COOLER OVER THERE

CHECK PANDEMIC AND MUMM RAs FACEBOOKS THEY HAVE NO HOT BABES VISIBLE

nobody asked you to write about your shitty pix lol, this thread is still epic! but i dont know if CAP is too stupid, or just troll

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Originally Posted by ELEF_DIGITAL

nobody asked you to write about your shitty pix lol, this thread is still epic! but i dont know if CAP is too stupid, or just troll

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somebody is mad. are you dissapointed in your own ugliness after seeing my pics?

The hottest new Hardbody Boy Band to hit the scene are the CFBs (Certified Fuck Boys) they are as follows:



CAPHOE AKA ONLY BUILT 4 GINNY LINX AKA HARD SALAMI

The lead vocalist and de-facto leader of the CFBs, soon to turn diva an ditch the group for solo success.


SHOULDER BOI AKA SWEET SAUSAGE AKA YOUNG BISCOTTI

The babyface of the group, a budding young star with a silky smooth taint.


CUDDLY PEX AKA SPICY MEATBALLZ AKA IRON NIPPLES

The untamed bad boy of the CFBs, with rock hard chesticles.


TOKIN' BLAK AKA BELGIAN CHOCOLATE AKA DARK GELATO

The colour(ed) of the group.


GUIDO THE GROPER AKA ROAMING FINGERS AKA NOODLE ARMS


The oldest member of the crew who just can't keep his hands to himself.



New group album: Italian Faguettes...Coming soon

YEA DAN CONNER DEF DOESnT GET THE BABES

What have I missed?

dan conner should have stopped while he was ahead.

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Originally Posted by tectrus moa

what have i missed?

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lmao

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Originally Posted by cap

this post is too real for these guys to comprehend.

maybe if i fabricated shit about the rza calling me every other day like gravey and having my own company and being rich these guys would be in awe.

those pics are on public display on my facebook so how you're gonna 'son' me with them is beyond me LOL!

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Maybe you didnt notice i said pussy or dick

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Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO

YEA BESIDES ME NON OF THESE AMERICANS GET FAT CHICKs

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*corrected for future generations of broke, wucorp dweebs:loser:

cap seems like a regular dude from them pics. this is like a 14 page tribute to how bored we obviously all are.

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Originally Posted by R.O.B. PT 3

Maybe you didnt notice i said pussy or dick

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i chose to ignore that hahaha

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Originally Posted by Sosa

cap seems like a regular dude from them pics. this is like a 14 page tribute to how bored we obviously all are.

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Laughing my fucking ass off, thats what ive been telling you.