Charles Jones in his own words

damn i missed this thread when it was made last month.....what should go into the classics of CJ threads this thread or this thread? (click link)

CJ must be one ugly motherfucker

Hmmm.......Asking for a woman's address is kind of creepy, seriously. Was the chick fine? Maybe it was how you approached her, CJ. Maybe she's high-maintance.:{ Maybe she's looking for a thug. Not every black woman is a bitch, CJ.:{ Think about it.

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^^ Your sig is dumb..That's why you are hall of famer in the dumb threads too..Die..

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Originally Posted by Technician

^^ Your sig is dumb..That's why you are hall of famer in the dumb threads too..Die..

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What does my signature have to do with CJ's issue? What makes you think you have the right to tell me to die? Who the fuck are you? You are a failure, my friend. Thank you.

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try them.

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Originally Posted by TAURO DA GRIM LATIN

First of all, you are supposed to GET HER NUMBER not give her your number and then ask for her address. Asking a girl that don't know you for her address is just borderline creepy. To tell you the truth I don't think this chick was feeling you to begin with and it just seems that you forced your number on her and she was just being polite.

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What I thought.

What did she say when you gave her your number though and said you wanted to take her out?

Was she all nice to you and was like "yeah okay" or did she just look at you crazy and then you ended up turning over in your sleeping bag and let the tears carry you away to sleep????

haha yeah the address thing was wierd, you gonna write her a letter? get her email address if thats what you were you thinking.

If you got her address to rape her, just say so, we will support you no matter what charles

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

I was at my brother's place one night and he had 2 cute lightskin girls come over. I spent the night at his place and one of the girls slept in the living room with me. I slept on the floor and she slept on the couch. The other girl slept with my brother in his bed because they were dating. I tried to get to know the girl that was in the living room with me. So i told her i lived outta town and i wanted to keep in touch with her so i could take her out one day. So i gave her my phone number and i asked her for her address so i could write her and keep in touch. The next day, this bitch tells my brother after i left his place that i gave her my phone number and i wanted to write her to keep in touch. What's the big fucking deal about that? She tried to make me look bad to my brother so he got kinda upset with me asking me why would i give her my number and ask her for her address and i just met the girl. If i hadn't spoken to that bitch all night, she would've told my brother i didn't speak to her and she would've asked him what's wrong with me, does your brother like women? I can't stand petty ass bitches like that. That's exactly why i'm single. I'm tired of trying to talk to these stuck up, attitude having black bitches.

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hahahahaha girl's can tell when dudes are on a pussy drought, You probably just tried too hard, next time, just ask her things about herself...oohhh wait,that could end up turning sour too,lol

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Charlesjones: Hey, do you like getting a finger up yer bum?

Chick: 'scuse me?

Charlesjones: eehhh, do you like going out with your mum?

Chick: You serious?

Charlesjones: Yeah, i like double dating mums & daughters, gotta keep it in the family, knawmean?

Chick: fuck off!

haha

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Shut Fuck Up No One Cares You Ashy-lookin' Virgin!

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hahaha where the fuck did that come from, gotta admire the direct targeting of your gross slander :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Irondan1

Don't listen to them, Charles. You'll find a good woman, but it's not easy. It isn't just black women though, it's all of them. A lot of them are bitches. But then, a lot of guys are bitches too. You probably just need to take a little time to get to know them.

For homework, I want you to meet a nice woman, strike up a casual conversation, say you have to leave, and then ask for HER phone number.

After that don't do anything else until you talk to me first.

Im serious CJ, we're gonna get you some pussy.

I am going to get CharlesJones a decent black woman, and I am going to make sure that Skampoe loses weight, and then im going to call everyone a gay, foreign retard in an ironic and sarcastic yet partially true and totally hilarious fashion one more time and then the circle will be complete and Irondan1 can ride off into the sunset and retire from wu-corp.

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Originally Posted by Irondan1

Yeah, but he doesn't want to do that too early. I think that's part of his problem. I just want him to initially have a casual conversation, build a light rapport, and then get her number. Then he has to tell me her reaction, what the situation is like, etc., and then we will work from there.

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You seem like the kinda guy thats read all the books but never had any experience in the field, It's a bit creepy that your so interested in hooking up men on the net. I wonder if you dress up as a woman then email dudes asking them if they wanna have 'hot cam chat action' with one of your 'friends', lmfao

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Hawt

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You seem like the kinda guy thats read all the books but never had any experience in the field

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Lmao werd, I seen a dude try that pick up artist shit on a girl one time, after he left the girl was just like, "Wtf is wrong with that guy he was creepy..."


"OK APPLY THE WITTY BANTER NOW, QUICK YOU'RE LOSING HER SCOTT!!!"

ROFLMAO

If you have to plan what you are gonna talk about with the opposite sex then , smh , thats sad. Real shit happens out of the moment and if you aint in the moment then guess what else you aint gettin in.

A.K.A Go with the flow

There should be a subforum dealing only with CJ's aspects on society, it would kill both the cooley and classic sections.