Even if you did cheat. Like I fucking care after all these years. Pussyole. You were never that special to me. We didnt really bond. You're boring to be around. It wasn't love it was desperation. Get it right.
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Even if you did cheat. Like I fucking care after all these years. Pussyole. You were never that special to me. We didnt really bond. You're boring to be around. It wasn't love it was desperation. Get it right.
Trix had some really odd fetishes also. One time I was taking a dump at her flat, and I caught her peeking through the door at me on the toilet. I asked her what she was doing and could see her pants were down.
Yes you're the desperate one. 8 years without sex?
Just proved you've never lived with a woman. Just proved you're still living under your mum's roof.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
Didn't you catch my shitting thread? I done told everyone about my toilet habits.
Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
Yes, that is her. But she wasn't that fat when we fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Drebin
You is a spare rib.
You look bigger now than that Margaret Cho lady. What have you been putting in your mouth, besides J's small penis?
comfort food is a mutha innit?
Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
J is 100% better at everything in bed compared to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
We only had sex a few times cos we only met a few times. 8 years since then?
I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY D*CK SIZE
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HAPPY BORN DAY CAP
YOU WANNA TAKE THIS USED UP HOE FOR ONE LAST SPIN AROUND THE COCK?
Look who's desperate for sex.
8 years is a long time, init?