^thats pretty funny. i liked the crouch one the best.
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^thats pretty funny. i liked the crouch one the best.
Beckham: "There's two women in my life, Victoria and Gary Neville..."
^hahahah
beckham is marketing but eckham was the best assistant and freekickl-launcher
fuck Real!!!!they think that football(soccer for americans fags)is a bussiness at they buy c.ronaldo,kaka,albiol,benzema but Raul /the captain) dissin with ronaldo for the number 7 and report on this team, beacuse raul ism't better than ronaldo but is the captain and Casillas and ither pkayers with raul opinion
ronaldo took the 9 shirt.
thats how i knew he was going to madrid atleast 6-9 months ago.
i remember reading a story he traded marked CR9. what the fuck reason else would he have to trademark that shit if he was at man u on the 7 shirt? it was clear they already had a deal to sell him. i think thats why his play wasnt up to par. he was a lame duck player.
ive read reports barca is signing villa for 40 mil.
this is one of the busiest transfer windows i can remember.
melo to juve is supposed to be finalized later. thats kind of a big deal.
Top 10 Most Annoying Things Managers Say
10) He has been like a new signing
A player returning from a long-term injury. Classic Arsene Wenger spin. No, try signing a player. That's like a new signing.
9) At the end of the day
Every day ends, we know this. There is no need to tag this onto the start of a sentence.
8) I haven’t seen the video replay
A manager’s reaction after a player blatantly punches an opponent, or after Patrick Vieira spits in Neil Ruddock’s face five yards away from the dugout. “I didn’t Zee it.”
7) I can't fault the lads for effort
This is another way of saying that they're rubbish. There should never be a situation in a professional game in which 'effort' is a benchmark of performance. That's what you say to your kid's team before you take them out for pizza after losing the Under-9’s Cup Final; to say it to guys earning five figures a week is absurdly patronising.
6) We showed character
We played absolutely rubbish, the opposition hit the woodwork five times, and then we scored a fluky injury time equaliser off a corner that shouldn’t even have been awarded.
5) We’ve got a great crop of youngsters coming through
The first team’s awful, the reserve and youth teams are pretty average, but there’s no money available for transfers and we need to keep the fans’ spirits up somehow.
4) We Woz
“We woz robbed”, “We woz awful today”, “We woz second best.” Do managers not realise that this is grammatically incorrect? It is “We were robbed”, “We were awful today”, “We were second best.” One of the best things to come out of Alan Curbishley’s West Ham resignation was that we no longer had to listen to him say ‘We woz’.
3) We need to give 110 per cent
It is physically impossible to give more than 100 per cent. For some players, like Dimitar Berbatov, it is physically impossible to give more than 10 per cent.
2) It’s not over yet
You are 21 points clear with seven games left, and have a +40 superior goal difference over second place - just bloody admit that you have won the league.
1) There are no easy games in international football
Of course, Spain, Brazil and Italy must be at their very best in order to beat San Marino, Andorra, and the Cook Islands.
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Alex will still be playin giggs in August.
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ingenious.
Man City get Tevez and now they want Adebayor. I hope they flop and flop badly. you aint winning shit by signing 10 strikers.
i hope they win the mother. and beat man u's ass along the way.
or liverpool could win for all i care.
just not man u, or arsenal (which aint gonna happen anyways but i just gotta throw it out there)
or chelsea i guess would be coo too.
Liverpool play their first pre-season friendly tonight at St Gallen. - http://myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=43609&part=sports
...theres the stream for anyone who is interested... i was just about to register and pay for a month of the pre-season games from their website, because i didnt think you could stream... since the only place the game is being broadcast is on the actual site.
hopefully we have a full squad out tonight and Johnson gets to settle in.
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lmfao!!:thumbup:
Inter Held To An Entertaining Draw By UCLA
The Nerazzurri could only manage a draw against the renowned university.
o my embarassing. http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/86/it...g-draw-by-ucla
Its confirmed Inter swap Ibrahimovic for Eto'o.
+40 million.Quote:
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buuut i still dont think its confirmed.
i think its a great deal for inter.
ok deal for barca.
i heard today a possible massimo oddo for david trez switch may be in the works between milan and juve. milan clearly would get the better end of that deal in terms of talent. but in terms of use its fine for juve. they get rid of a guy who wouldnt be playing as much and wouldnt be happy, and get a useful outside back.
also there is a possibility for adriano signing with milan. that would be fucking excellent. hes still only 27. would be cheap, and gaurentteed to bite inter in the ass. hes better than fabiano, as long as he gets his shit together. im willing to take that gamble instead of paying 20 mil for a 29 year old.
Barca seem to value Ibra incredibly high, he a good player but 40million + Eto'o damn. they also talking about Inter getting Hleb on Loan as well.
Adriano has the talent, we kno he does. the guy is a lazy bastard who has his mind elsewhere. i never understood why he would want to throw away the potential success he could achieve. he would be excellent for Milan if they could get him to actually play.
the Orlando Pirates beat Man City 2-0. fucking GET IN!!!!
why cant they jus call the team Orlando FC?? and their nickname can be Pirates. i think that way the MLS would look like less of a joke to us.
yea thats always bothered me about the mls.
besides dc united and real salt lake (rip offs but still) and toronto fc everyone else has a pretty gay nickname. shit is not needed. be your city then have a nick name but not in your actual name. sounders, galaxy, fire, dynamo, ect. gay.
but to be honest HAN i thought the orlando pirates were an african team. :?
lol my bad, they south african team.Quote:
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and City got Adebayorrrr. City are stacked with strikers, i would like to see what Hughes plans to do with all these strikers. i can see city playing a 1-1-8 formation.
Dynamo Kiev :)
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dynamo kiev are way cooler than the houston dynamo.
now the deal for ibra might be 36 mil and eto'o, and helb on a loan.
thats a big blow for the serie A though if they loose kaka and ibra in the same summer. huge for la lega gaining ibra, c.ron, kaka, benzema, and maybe alonso all in one summer.
inter sign lucio
inters defence loosk strong
hopefully adriano stops fukin around and gets his act together
i dont know why barca are really goin out of their way for ibra
they were bette roff signing villa
i thought barca was gonna get cesc to come back
i dont think villa will ever leave valencia.... every year.. he signs a new contract (or every other year) he;s done it 4 years in a row.. valencia just been rescued lol by some bank.. so they aint sellin no stars..
ibra will be so sick at barca.. i dont like him too much as he comes across lazy..
maybe his worth ethic will change for barca..
i dont think cesc will goto barca.. till... xavi retires... maybe when cesc is 29 or so.. he has 5 years to go on his arsenal contract?
peace
Nasri broke his leg in training. Shit aint looking good for Arsenal next season.
Watching the Under 19 Euro Championships, England jus drew with Switzerland 1-1. the Swiss scored in the 92nd minute. theres a player on the English team called Drinkwater. fucking amazing name.
the turkey spain match was amazeing.. id so rather watch under 21 international matches(i know its a euro -19 tourney..).. rather than the direct shitness of the premier league.
english footy is so mondane and boreing.. only arsenal offer anything creative or imagineative.. oh an everton :p
i couldnt believe we lost to Spain. The ref was a cunt, i didnt think it was a penalty and he let the spanish defender get away with murder. it was a direct red card.
we turks gotta learn how to finish though, the game should have been like 4-0. we got some good players but watching Turkish youth teams are like watching 10 denilson's on the field. they dnt kno how to pass jus do all that crossover nonsense.
it doesnt matter though we are probably the number 1 nation in the world at wasting talent. i dnt expect any of these players to develop into anything good at all. which is sad.
damn holy shit Nasri......
what the fuck is up with arsenal and injuries? too often to be bad luck.
He was their best player last season IMO. Arshavin can play in his same position though so not as big a loss as u think.
peace Han..
yeah that penalty was not a penalty.
the 2nd half had some seriously sick tackles n fouls. n the ref kept playing on
as u said. the turkish players where takeing everyone on. no passing..
their was some slick moves tho..
but the ref was dodgey as fuckkkk
Turkey did like 22 fouls and Spain 2. which i thought was stupid.
we got good players, they jus need to be professional and play like a team. Our best Under 19 isnt even in the squad cause his ego is out of this world.
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also isnt as bad when you figure they will have roesiky.
apparently Nasri will be back in 6 weeks. Thats what Arsenal saying, i doubt it though.
trussss me i think denilson is in turkey teachin them kidsQuote:
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hopefully them players get a chance to shine one day
the really impressed me
they just need to pass and make better plays
but the talent is there tho :hooray:
Milan are going to suck balls this year, jesus, Bayern's youngsters just tore them a new one - Müller, Sène, Baumjohan were on point and they did it without Ribéry and Klose - hopefully MVB slams a few Man U faggots tomorrow.
madrid now needs a good one middle like xabi alonos...
gago cant play in madrid
he isnt like fernando redondo
^hopefully for liverpool Alonso doesnt leave.
Arbeloa has just left for an agreed fee of £3.5M from Real Madrid.
what do you think of Inter's team just right now....I can't believe Ibra is gone :S
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hope Alonso joins him :tease:
Lúcio will be a rock at the back for Inter & Milito should score some goals alongside Eto'o. They will probably win Serie A again but that is more off the strength of Juventus still rebuilding after their forced relegation a few seasons back and Milan's ridiculous squad capitulation of the last two years more than being the real genuine Italian force.Quote:
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Inter should be good, i mean they got Eto'o for Ibra they aint lost anything. they stronger upfront and in defense to.
Bayern won that Audi cup thing on penalties, some of the chances they missed in that game. shocking.
Yeah Gomez should have buried his chance but when you consider Ribéry, Toni, Klose & Olic weren't playing and players were out of position they did well. They're playing with fluency not seen since for over a decade when they won the UEFA Cup, van Gaal really has done well in these first three weeks so hopefully it rolls over into league form.