No you haven't. Stop it. You think you're a lot smarter than you are. You aren't. Sorry for the reality check, but if you think that's a good movie, you're a fucking idiot, but I already knew that by your limp dicked response. Go look on Rotten Tomatoes. Check the reviews by everybody, not just critics, and realize what an idiotic faggot you are. You can't see me son. You aren't smart enough. Now shut the fuck up, little kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz
"Michael Bay has a new movie out, and it’s a crowning achievement--the first English-language film that needs subtitles in order to understand it. It’s called “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” and it’s a shoo-in for the Razzies--Worst Foreign Language Movie in a Non Foreign Language. The film is a masterwork of banality, a champion of stupidity, one of the most over-sold wrecks of the year."
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Yes I have you don't know me. Just because you don't get ass doesn't mean I'm not. I don't put on internet acts. Stop bitching. Maybe to a Transformer fan this was a trash movie, but if you never kept up with the series but just seen the movies, the movie isn't that bad at all. If you were smart you would open your mind up to 2 different perspectives. :i Try Again. And Yes I have read reviews from crying fanboys. Stop Bitching. Your too emotional, go get some fresh air.Quote:
Originally Posted by beautifulrock
You're so fucking stupid, your logic doesn't even make sense, LOL....ok ok, I see what kind of "mind" I'm dealing with now. No sense trying to talk to you. Fucking mongoloid retard. Fans hate it, critics hate it, and the "average" moviegoer who never saw the cartoon hates it. How bout this, when it gets nominated for at least one Razzie, you can take a plane out to CT and give me the Lipton treatment ok sweetheart?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz
Your not even making sense, anybody that reads your posts can obviously tell that you are crying right now, stop being a big baby, leave my presence.:point:Quote:
Originally Posted by beautifulrock
Some websites have high ratings, some have low ratings.
I rather listen to myself.
No argument at all, no defense of position. Just empty lies to try and make yourself look better. That doesn't make you smart or the bigger man. It just makes you look stupid. You claim to be the best reviewer on Wu-Corp, although you have no standards. That's really sad. I actually think I am emotional right now. Just another stupid kid from Philly who thinks he knows everything because he got a few 15 year olds to fuck him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz
why is the new internet cliche for message board arguments that someone is crying, or otherwise showing emotions?
is being an emotionless android that doesn't display any passion in a debate what's hot in the 09?
michael bay has not made, nor will he ever make, a film of any aesthetic or intellectual merit. Never.
show me a good review by any newspaper or online magazine that people take seriously. Go ahead, I'll wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rama
^^^it'll be somebody paid off by the movie studio, or one of those phantom reviewers that doesn't actual exist.
lol @ beautifulrock once again catching feelings because someone has an opinion on a film that doesn't agree with what imdb.com says.
I AM better trust me on that. Don't make false accusations about me because you fail at life. :loser:Quote:
Originally Posted by beautifulrock
actually IMdb has a really high score, but thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by Bloodspitta
hahahahaha an IMdb review...
I wasn't expecting much going into this film. I'm aware of director Michael Bay's history and his habit of making mindless popcorn films with huge explosions, scantily-clad women, and awful cheesy dialogue. However, I thought the first film was okay for what it was, so figured maybe I would like the sequel. I was dead wrong. "Revenge of the Fallen" is the most ridiculous campy, poorly-written and poorly-directed piece of garbage to come out this year. The acting by Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox is average, and the special effects are extremely well done. That's about the only saving grace for this film.
The writing is so unbelievable you almost have to see it to believe it. At one point a character actually utters the line "not on my watch." No one in the history of the military has ever said this outside of a film. Reading over the screenplay, you would think it was some terrible Transformers fan faction written by a tenth grader and posted to the Internet. The dialogue is HORRIBLE. This would be a great movie if it was targeted to 9 year olds, but the overt sexual references and language suggest an older demographic. Maybe it's because Bay is trying to please a wide range of people, and maybe that's why we have jokes made about Transformer Testicles and there's a scene where a transformer (with a Jersey accent much less) tries to hump Megan Fox's leg. What possible reason is this robot trying to hump her leg? Is that the way they procreate? There is ZERO excuse for it other than a cheap laugh. And that's ALL the jokes are, cheap laughs. I honestly would not have been surprised to see a transformer fart in this film, or maybe a scene where a transformer gets high. It wouldn't matter if it made sense because an intoxicated transformer would be HILARIOUS. But don't worry, because there's plenty of scenes of Sam's mother accidentally getting high at college and proceeding to follow the Robin Williams/Jim Carey acting formula of physical humor. Then there are Skids and Mudflap - two Decepticons who can't read, speak in "jive," act like gangster-wannabes, and fight a lot. One of them even has a gold tooth (I am not making that up). I am one of the last people you will meet who cares about things being PC or will ever claim anything is racist unless it is blatant, but this was a BLATANT stereotype. I cannot believe this made it into the movie. I wouldn't call it racist, but if these characters had actually been human, the NAACP would have freaked out.
This movie is also insanely long, at a running time of 2.5 hours. This probably could have been avoided if there wasn't so much slow motion footage of people running. I was miserable after the first 45 minutes. Bay should have cut at a minimum, the last half hour off of the movie. The action scenes, while good, were way too confusing. The robots are so complex you can't tell what is happening since it's so fast and you can't figure out Transformers: "Revenge of the Fallen" is not Armageddon. It is not Bad Boys. It is definitely not the Rock. Say what you will about those films, they at least had somewhat decent plots and required some brain activity. This movie is nothing but pure mindless action, awful jokes, and gratuitous shots of Megan Fox (and only one of those is a good thing).
So? Besides, Michael Bay is going to focus on less explosive movies now so who knows what may come out.Quote:
Originally Posted by vay727
There are multiple good reviews by top critics on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know what you're trying to prove though. I enjoyed it and that's all I care about.Quote:
Originally Posted by beautifulrock
Conspiracy theorist. I much rather enjoy my day than worry about things like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by vay727