i've seen Artie live a few times. here's his stand up on betting on the NY Giants
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i've seen Artie live a few times. here's his stand up on betting on the NY Giants
That's a classic too. That's where he talks about Bob Sheppard fucking up the calls.
hey dirty, if you listen to stern, did you hear the time artie told the story about when he was in the middle of his stand up in pittsburgh and somebody threw a bag of coke on stage?
that was me who did that, but it wasn't coke. it was just flour
The Seahawks will not finish last in the West. First? Probably not, but sure as hell not last.
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Agreed. I love the Kelly green.
Russell was released. I think the Eagles should pick him up and get rid of Vick.
You want them to pick up Russell? ha ha He's the worst QB in the league. lol
He's better than Vick. I prefer Garcia but I don't think that would happen. Vick is a rookie. He doesn't know the plays and hasn't played. Eagles gotta do sonething.
Yeah, but I think Russell had one of the lowest QB ratings of all time. He could go down as the biggest top draft pick bust of all time. Maybe he can do better on a team other than the Raiders, though since they have been the worst NFL team since they last appeared in the super bowl.
I know. Andy has me worried. If Kolb goes down, I guess I'll go there and handle things. I can do better than Vick.
lol Queen, Do you like to play tackle or two finger touch?
Well I've played flag football and u not suppose to tackle, but I got tackled. The excuse given was cause I'm small and couldn't handle them grabbing the flag. Whatever. That nigga tackled me cause I was fast. Ha.
I think he wanted to tackle you for another reason. lol
He was 12 and I was 25. Eeww I don't think so.
That's taking the cougar life a little too far Queen. lol
Eeww I didn't tackle him. Stay on topic man!
ok "LT" whatever u say....
I hate to tell you this, but when a boy is 12 yrs old, there aren't many circumstances where he's on the ground with 25 yr old woman, that he isn't not only thinking about sex, but going home and masturbating with visions of you in his head afterwards.Quote:
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Eeww seriously? Eeww I need a shower. That's disgusting.
I'll start running the bath water for you.
Ochocinco on twitter
OGOchoCinco
Jamarcus Russel, you on twitter, if not its cool ill see you in #minicamp , ooopsss, did I just leak that info #ocnn
Is he going to be the fourth string QB on the Bengals?
Dude I don't know. Just showing y'all what he said. Ha.
Did you twat Chad a message saying that you post pictures of his at this forum? lol
He knows I want him.
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Vikings suck. Just a rung in the Saints super bowl belt.
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Ahahahaha
Dennis Dixon.
Watch out, this dude's gonna take over for the Steelers.
The Saints will be a one hit wonder.
fucking hillbillies
speaking of hillbillies, i might be rubbing shoulders with some in a few weeks. i might have to go to shithole cleveland for an interview.
--Kurt Warner's new life begins Friday night
If you've got some time Friday night at around 8 p.m. ET, and a way to watch the NFL Network, you might want to tune into an Arena Football League game between the Arizona Rattlers and the Iowa Barnstormers. If his interviews during his playing time are an indication, you might see the start of a pretty good broadcasting career. Kurt Warner(notes), the future Hall-of-Famer and former Barnstormer quarterback, will be doing color for the broadcast alongside former Iowa quarterback Paul Burmeister. Warner, of course, had to make a detour through the AFL and NFL Europe after washing out as an undrafted free agent before finding his way back to the NFL and eventual stardom.
"I'm honored to be the first player inducted into the Barnstormers Hall of Fame and am looking forward to being a guest analyst for the game," Warner told the league's official site. "Having experienced success in both the AFL and NFL, I know that I'll be able to add a great deal of insight as a member of the broadcasting team for this game."
Just as he did as a player — he led the Barnstormers to the Arena Bowl in 1996 and 1997 — Warner hopes to use his time with the indoor league as a stepping stone to the big time. He recently told Michael Hiestand of USA Today that he has "talked with all the networks" [about an on-air job] and "now it's just wait and see. Talking about the game is something I've always enjoyed. ... It's going to be about finding the right situation without giving away my life again."
If you ask me, the NFL could do a lot worse than Warner ... and it frequently does. Just ask anyone forced to endure a game with Matt Millen blathering nonsensically at a breakneck pace (once again, dude ... not every NFL coverage is "Two-deep, man under." Seriously. It's not possible), and you'll wonder exactly what qualifications are mandatory for a broadcasting gig. Warner is fiercely intelligent, he's got a great life story, he's read more defenses than 95 percent of the quarterbacks he'd be analyzing, and he's certainly proven that he won't take "no" for an answer if he doesn't get what he wants at first call. I'm not a big AFL follower per se, but I'll be tuning in Friday night to see if Kurt Warner is as impressive in his new prospective profession as I expect him to be.
The NFL listened to the fans and decided to have the Super Bowl outside in 2014, in New Jersey/New York.
I hate the Giants and there stadium. Oh and the Jets too just cause.
3 more months !!
There are so many things that are wrong with what you said. Grammar, logistics, it's a virtual firestorm of stupidity.Quote:
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Heading to the Hall of Fame:
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ST. LOUIS (AP)—Wide receiver Isaac Bruce(notes), whose four Pro Bowls firmly established him among the greatest players in Rams history, retired Wednesday with a message for a struggling franchise that has hit bottom: Be proud of who you are.
“I’d would say, ‘Watch your mouth,”’ Bruce said of advice he would offer the Rams. “Watch what you say about the team and the organization. And expect great things to happen.”
The 37-year-old Bruce is retiring after 16 seasons in which he set virtually every franchise receiving record. He’s second in the NFL in career receiving yards with 15,208, tied for second in yards per catch (14.9), fifth in catches (1,024) and ninth in receiving touchdowns (91). He also helped the Rams win the Super Bowl in 2000.
The Rams will honor Bruce by retiring his No. 80 on Oct. 31 during a game against Carolina.
“He was one of the guys, early in my career, that showed me what it meant to be an NFL player and how to work to become the best,” former teammate Kurt Warner(notes) said in a statement.
Bruce was drafted by the Los Angeles Rams in 1994, the year before they moved to St. Louis. He came to a team that was among the worst in the NFL—a situation the current Rams, including No. 1 overall draft pick Sam Bradford(notes)— can relate to: St. Louis was 1-15 in 2009.
Bruce only played on losing teams until 1999, when the arrival of Warner at quarterback, Marshall Faulk(notes) at running back and rookie Torry Holt(notes) as his counterpart at wide receiver helped to create the “Greatest Show on Turf.” The Rams went 13-3 and defeated the Tennessee Titans 23-16 in a dramatic Super Bowl, with Bruce scoring the go-ahead touchdown in the final 2 minutes.
He recalled that pivotal play as “slow motion,” seeing Warner under pressure and having his arm hit as he let the ball go. Bruce adjusted to the underthrow and made the catch.
“I saw smoke in the air from the halftime show,” he recalled. “I just kept my eyes on the football. It was like it was taking forever to get to me. When I caught the football, everything was in slow motion for me, but pretty much everyone around me was running fast.”
Dick Vermeil coached St. Louis to a 9-23 record in two seasons before the 1999 turnaround.
“It was a great experience for both of us to work together, to grow together and go through the frustrations of losing to turn that program around, then share a world championship together,” Vermeil told The Associated Press. “I think it was so deserving that he be the guy that makes the difference.”
Former teammates and coaches recalled Bruce’s professionalism and work ethic.
“To me he was a complete receiver,” said Mike Martz, the offensive coordinator in 1999 and the Rams’ head coach in 2000-05. “The other part of him, the humility that he played his entire career with, spoke so well about who he is as a man.”
Bruce recalled another former Rams receiver, Jack Snow, taking him aside not long after Bruce was chosen in the second round out of Memphis in the 1994 draft. The Rams were terrible, but Snow told him he was willing to fight anyone who ran down his organization.
“We came to this organization that was at the bottom of the barrel,” Bruce said. “At that moment I knew this was where I was supposed to be.”
Bruce spent the past two seasons in San Francisco. The 49ers agreed to allow the Rams to acquire Bruce on Monday so he could retire with the organization where he played 14 seasons.
Bruce said he doesn’t know exactly what he’ll do next, but he believes his career is worthy of the Hall of Fame.
“I do believe in the next five years we’ll be loading up trucks and we’ll be heading to Canton,” he said.
Are the 49ers going to change their name when they move?
When are these stupid sports players going to learn that they shouldn't be going to these clubs?
Vince Young cited for assault in Dallas:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100614/...ng_altercation
A 15 year old's stupid haircut?
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