The Official Riddle Thread

Oh he did. I didn't peep it was the same shit, different package.

My bad. I noticed it was similar, but didn't clock it was the same riddle.

Too many late nights ?

Hahaha

Too many late mornings I'd say. I've turned into Jack Bauer.

Can't sleep at all. Although he is saving the world, and I'm having headaches.

3-4 hours every night is all you need.

You're a grown man.

I'm a growing kid. I wanna be like Usain Bolt.

Hahaha...I've always never slept though.

I heard 8 hours is a myth...

Sleep for 3-4 hours everynight and you will live up to 100.

Damn bro, I don't wanna live a 100 years. When I get to 65-70, it's enough.

"Plan To Be 75 Live'n'Kicking"

Word up ^

I mean, I don't wanna make my children have to take care of me, and you sure as hell know I don't wanna be put in a home.

When I get senile, I'll die, thank you very much.

I'll be wizzing around on my hovercraft at 90

Hahaha ^

"You live your whole life every fucking second of it. You die only once, make it good"
:: Shizzah the Wise

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Mr. X

Let's get topic rolling again...

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

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See technically that doesnt work when writing it out, as, gramactically speaking, you should really be putting 'your exact weight' in quotes!!!

;)

I know that kid

Here's a real easy one to keep things moving :

A man is walking in the middle of the road dressed in all black...
A black car is approaching him at high speed without the headlights on.
But the car doesn't hit the man ?
How can this be ?

It was daytime? ^