The Ultimate Rap Challenge (Pro's Only)

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Originally Posted by JChavez

Ravenous mutineer wolf in black sheep combat gear
Explosive shrapnel citadels built from howlin’ bones
Medusa’s seed, snake eyes froze to Duran manos de stone
Lyrical John Dillinger robin thicke with gunslinger triggers
Josey Wales outlaw out 24 chambers with no disclaimers
Engaged in warfare where welfare bears marks of despair
Diesel fuel will char Vin, Fast & Furious scorch life and limb
Paul Walker in Backdraft couldn’t extinguish fiery solar flares
Flames singe scalded verses till bars are maimed with acid rain
Defame like Cain coming to hunger games with aim of disdain
Verbal spinal taps brutal attacks like Margarito’s handwraps
Long rhymes put short ability emcees in newspaper obituaries
William hung Hussein lines, stiffs suspended like wind chimes
Arsenal f.c. (faggot clown) you’ve misstep in this battleground
O3EY couldn’t raise his intellect with help of Lazarus and Jesus
Simple-minded obtuse lexis plastic butter-knife sharp-less
Billy Bob Thornton Karl Childers retard trying to Sling Blade?
Brain cramped like leg of James, kill Powerade try Gatorade
If you can’t handle the heat abandon ship from hell’s kitchen
Eddie Griffin comical actor, Justin Bieber superman lover
You tryin’ to fu** with The Man like Undercover Brother?
Mr. Feather weight better off on Brokeback Mountain endeavors
Anemic homo tryin’ to sumo wrestle with a Mexican Akebono
Andrew Cunanan fractured wrist better get on Schindler’s List
Before this man with iron fists leaves that wig cap Coco crisp
Venereal strain panty stained with streaks of testicular veins
Semen lubricated vaginal cavity seminal fluid defiled
Jerry Sandusky pedophile smile at your white crane style
Oral torture, dick so deep in orifice esophagus gets ruptured
Hymen abated then penetrated with ancient times’ spears
Feminine genitilia’s cervical canal scraped like pap smears
Sacrificial ritual, anatomical soaked in blood and gristle
You brought Airsoft weaponry to cannon fight, plight of pistol replica
Tracy Morgan comedian lyrically critically injured and now in a coma

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who the fuck rap's about sling blade hahaha this shit had me laughing :fucku:

dam bitch what's the deal your wife want pussy rather than your Vienna sausage meal
on the real your just an Achilles heel with no gender I can hinder plus no lyric appeal
nigga what's the J stand for a fucking jerk off who can't follow the thread rules
maybe cause newbies just get weak in the knees for attention like loud mules
god dam Jcunt referencing all those fucking names like I'm offended
you should have been rear ended with style like your worth my while no pun intended
make believe pretended like your long rhymes are blended but maybe descended
from shit but I'll let you perceive whatever bull shit you might achieve but I ascended
over you so please continue to come at me with 1000 word story raps
naming everything from sling blade to vagina's as you lyrically collapse




"if you want to fight, fight with me. one to one man to man"


JChaves up in here causing disorder best jump back over that border
maybe a fly with that homo anal eye he's spy with a CIA recorder
or a hoarder of anger one time rhyme banger watch me compliment your profile
X'd out like mating trout baby boy scout do me a favor and spread my negative revile
information like an artistic Haitian working with Warhol using drugs as an inspiration
"plush safe he think" Basquiat link cause a lyrical stink causing you to get a cremation
police citation for wrist carving and being an mc starving being lost in translation
battling you is a vacation like a witness in the protection secret program location
caused by damnation and gang altercation for defamation over your mental dislocation
brain delay spitting words cause you to only get recognition in the south
do the WU corp a favor and savor what intellect you have and shut your fucking mouth

hunger games heavy shelling lames with three-time felon flames
on strike until I own the same masters locked with shackled chains
amidst the drops of rain I still reigned while their consciousness was not regained
they stole our culture know I want these vultures slain before they board the plane
news reporters report the news with looks of shame on my hooks they hanged
wrong look i'll bang on him and his whole gang abducting dollars, and change
you pussy rappers better recognize our gender isn't the same
iv'e been bending your brain with riddles that hit em like Ritalin and cocaine
remember winter wars the past source of the cold pain
feelings frosty so i jacked softies that double-crossed me a cost so costly
they know who the boss be relaxing in a loft that's lofty
trees more sticky than toffee my bars stronger than Colombian coffee
jet li's best kick couldn't drop me I'm a tree branch unbroken
your wifey counting your money while your in fetal position choking
and if a words spoken then every bones broken after your awoken
positive energy corrects errors oh well I'm the negative spokesman

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Originally Posted by J.T.S.

jet li's best kick couldn't drop me I'm a tree branch unbroken
your wifey counting your money while your in fetal position choking
and if a words spoken then every bones broken after your awoken
positive energy corrects errors oh well I'm the negative spokesman

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So every word spoken is chosen to leave veterans frozen/
I keep the m-eleven open for those malevolent moments/
it's like epileptic episodes whenever I explode it/
I can't explain the pleasure, you'd just have to behold it/
if you ever come in contact, you a feather in my top hat/
a casualty of combat, glock nine, casually I cock that/
my clique goes cuckoo for cocoa, a family of wombats/
a schizo guru on the low low, an insanity insomniac/
got a two two and a fo-fo, a bag of weed and cognac/
rollin heavy in my Chevy, police passin me in pontiacs/
blowin Cali outside the rally, tallying the alley cats/
slammin molly packs, kill the prosecutor and then pass the polygraph...

Birthed on Friday the 13th and given name of Jason Voorhees
Bloody Mary’s baby ticks filthy, never vaccinated for rabies
Inhaled asbestos for eternity, destined to die from nativity
Suckled by tainted breast milk found in ground zero rubble
Descendant of one of the greatest ever Julio Cesar Chavez
Came to this land like Tony Montana to snipe Frank Lopez
Defied eyes, last time you ever see this type of “bad guy”
Depicted as a killer with images of lethal injection gurneys
Offered refugee to migrant families fleeing urban poverty
Armor purified by poison of distortion to become martyr
Charlie Manson family leader, Helter Skelter non-follower
Slaughter pace as frenetic as round three of Hearns-Hagler
Ring character colder than splintered diamonds in winters
Verbal nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles
Bearded dragon with Calgary Flames spewin’ out nostrils
Bites in flight, pit-bull logic ravaged by ravenous psyche
Jet Li Fearless soon as Unleashed like Bart did dog in Danny
God omnipotent ready to wreck wigs like epileptic barbers
Crossin’ borders like Chupacabra to mar G.O.A.T herders
Impoverished fangs like lustrous embers skewer jugulars
Bipolar disorder pierced by voices of screeching razors
Psychoanalysis calluses’ Novocain numbed frozen senses
Arctic pupils, sub-zero stare as chilly as corpse in funeral
Cold-blooded like Achilles draggin’ necks behind chariots
Hector armed with Trojan, OJ murderer without Isotoners
Three-time felon Hebrew slave quick to shave brain waves
Mexican Moses arm/leg shackled droppin’ biblical plagues
J stands for Judas, vicious sickness altered mind malicious
Emperor Tiberius like Pontius, reason they crucified Jesus
Despotic high-tech tactics, global conflict like Austerlitz
In smoke-fill cockpit with absolute power of dictatorships
Throw caution to wind like Islamist terrorists on Boeing 757
Cause chaos like Satan after being dropped from heavens
One on one? Too easy, I do them two at a time like Noah
Force-fed trauma like the Lord did Sodom and Gomorrah
Decapitations in Operation Detachment, Battle of Iwo Jima
Rhyme with no reason, duck season one’s Jackie Gleason
CIA recorders get detonated by this inner-city Unabomber
Watergate leaks, wasteland epicenters barren and bleak
Enemy ghosts translucent, I see right thru their laments
O3EY Brittney Griner homo don’t know bloodsport like Bo
Dexterous with penises like Albert Einstein with calculus
Wannabe thug with sugar in tank in gay gang altercations
Same-sex auto-erotic asphyxiation homosexual initiations
Transgender feminine marauder, masculine anal tract banger
Damon Bourne Supremacy behind Candelabra with Liberace
Sleeping with fishes on menstrual chum stained mattresses
Cornball lyricist, lines wouldn’t levitate with help of Exorcist
Billy Barty emcee keeps coming up shorter than obese midgets
This b-ball with prison yard rules and you’re still playin’ cricket

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Originally Posted by JChavez

Birthed on Friday the 13th and given name of Jason Voorhees
Bloody Mary’s baby ticks filthy, never vaccinated for rabies
Inhaled asbestos for eternity, destined to die from nativity
Suckled by tainted breast milk found in ground zero rubble
Descendant of one of the greatest ever Julio Cesar Chavez
Came to this land like Tony Montana to snipe Frank Lopez
Defied eyes, last time you ever see this type of “bad guy”
Depicted as a killer with images of lethal injection gurneys
Offered refugee to migrant families fleeing urban poverty
Armor purified by poison of distortion to become martyr
Charlie Manson family leader, Helter Skelter non-follower
Slaughter pace as frenetic as round three of Hearns-Hagler
Ring character colder than splintered diamonds in winters
Verbal nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles
Bearded dragon with Calgary Flames spewin’ out nostrils
Bites in flight, pit-bull logic ravaged by ravenous psyche
Jet Li Fearless soon as Unleashed like Bart did dog in Danny
God omnipotent ready to wreck wigs like epileptic barbers
Crossin’ borders like Chupacabra to mar G.O.A.T herders
Impoverished fangs like lustrous embers skewer jugulars
Bipolar disorder pierced by voices of screeching razors
Psychoanalysis calluses’ Novocain numbed frozen senses
Arctic pupils, sub-zero stare as chilly as corpse in funeral
Cold-blooded like Achilles draggin’ necks behind chariots
Hector armed with Trojan, OJ murderer without Isotoners
Three-time felon Hebrew slave quick to shave brain waves
Mexican Moses arm/leg shackled droppin’ biblical plagues
J stands for Judas, vicious sickness altered mind malicious
Emperor Tiberius like Pontius, reason they crucified Jesus
Despotic high-tech tactics, global conflict like Austerlitz
In smoke-fill cockpit with absolute power of dictatorships
Throw caution to wind like Islamist terrorists on Boeing 757
Cause chaos like Satan after being dropped from heavens
One on one? Too easy, I do them two at a time like Noah
Force-fed trauma like the Lord did Sodom and Gomorrah
Decapitations in Operation Detachment, Battle of Iwo Jima
Rhyme with no reason, duck season one’s Jackie Gleason
CIA recorders get detonated by this inner-city Unabomber
Watergate leaks, wasteland epicenters barren and bleak
Enemy ghosts translucent, I see right thru their laments
O3EY Brittney Griner homo don’t know bloodsport like Bo
Dexterous with penises like Albert Einstein with calculus
Wannabe thug with sugar in tank in gay gang altercations
Same-sex auto-erotic asphyxiation homosexual initiations
Transgender feminine marauder, masculine anal tract banger
Damon Bourne Supremacy behind Candelabra with Liberace
Sleeping with fishes on menstrual chum stained mattresses
Cornball lyricist, lines wouldn’t levitate with help of Exorcist
Billy Barty emcee keeps coming up shorter than obese midgets
This b-ball with prison yard rules and you’re still playin’ cricket

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exactly what I said earlier you still can't follow the thread rules and your rhymes way to long, referencing WAY to many things with little insult. and you have to put my name in cap's obviously your rap style is flawed :beer:

I’m just wildin’ out O3! It’s all done in jest. I feel no animosity towards any head on this thread, and that’s the reason I’m not one to really thrive on insults. I have nothing but ghetto love for every headbanger rippin’ it. And you’re right, my steelo is as flawed as mangled clits! Keep doing your thing duke and I’ll keep doing mine!

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Originally Posted by JChavez

I’m just wildin’ out O3! It’s all done in jest. I feel no animosity towards any head on this thread, and that’s the reason I’m not one to really thrive on insults. I have nothing but ghetto love for every headbanger rippin’ it. And you’re right, my steelo is as flawed as mangled clits! Keep doing your thing duke and I’ll keep doing mine!

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I'm gonna still come at you though so get your swords ready.

AGAIN coming like a river monster verbal imposter your a bitch that's ass tailing
best shut your mouth cause your whaling over bloodshed my rhymes be nailing
dead beaten bodies be sailing like jchinks make stinks style I'm unveiling
penny dreadful ailing schizophrenic lyric crazy plus your trans-euro train is derailing
mc's like you be failing getting the branded A scarlet letter hawthrone story rhymes
shine my shoes you flawed ass motherfucker and get with the verbal times
sketchy like STD prostitute blow job crimes cause your family failed with a plan
to continue & bet your a haw-thorn in my back side I might let you slide like Ann
Frank cause I'll take your style to the bank and end up broke with nothing to gain
inglorious bastard I'm coming at you like Balotelli the only nigga to be unstable like jelly killing you with one strike to your mental vein.

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little battlin’! Going at heads is as entertaining as midget tossing leagues. What did Tony tell Frank after he stretched Hector and the rest of them Colombian wildcats at that South Beach hotel?! It was fun!! Like that old Reebok commercial used to say, “Life is too short, play hard!” Keep’em ruckus swords sharp. I wanna have more battle scars than great white sharks after mating sessions.

In our culture we are taught at a very young age not to fear Lucifer while he’s on the shoulders of the Grim Reaper. We Mexicans evade no one! Only ducking we do is when the street sweeper comes by the barrio with slugs the size of John Candy in Who’s Harry Crumb.

Napalm lexicon embalmed Tsar bomb laced with tritium
Demeanin’ dialect with inverted holy cross meanin’
Malignant intellect compelled by fiendish demons
Possessed Labradors petition acuity with carnage fixation
Deranged mind decoded dog barks as memos of pugnacity
General Jack Cosmo fiendish conspiracies pardon barbarity
David Berkowitz schizophrenic, Son of Sam demented lyrics
Black Death spit so sick need chemo for salivary cancer
Henry Hill gangster threatenin’ peers not postal carriers
Defrayed hijacker of threads not trucks like Jimmy Conway
Tommy DeVito Goodfella, offender of hair-trigger tempers
Young cat went from shinnin’ shoes to snuffin’ Billy Batts
Zapatista militia commander, Benghazi terror perpetrator
Ring leader heard loud and clear by black-box recorders
Infallible steelo as flawed as Patrick Bateman’s cerebral
Vaginal disease flow ravages like STD’s do hookers’ anals
Verbal venereal incurable, lyrical bacterial kills in serial
This RuPaul skirt tryin’ to rock Chuck Taylors and Dockers?
He reminds me of whole cast of The Departed, imposter
Defective search warrants, imperfect missile components
Rolex replica, Dirk Diggler oversized ego eclipses talent
Right-wing submarines wouldn’t detect his faint pings
Lamont and Fred Sanford need to pick up this garbage
Modern-day Starr like Bart but without the yardage
Freshwater river guppy gay rainbow color rap scholar
Verne Troyer Mini Me Austin powered timid coward
Steppin’ into darted temples with dull sterile scalpels
Only bloodshed seen is during your monthly menstrual
Fiberglass raps get cracked like Darryl Dawkins putbacks
Train of thought Derailed like Vincent Cassel did Winston
Only bank you’ll be going to is one that pays top $ for semen
After dick diesel long jumps into oral cavity like Bob Beamon
Old Filthy Miscreant’s procreation fluid leaves visages inglorious
Despaired passages inhabit under horrendous circumstances
You hid with Ann Frank but died from horror of death camp

eliminate the process on the processor the successful successor
soccer ball kicks to the head he fell into the dresser
too much yellow tape so it's caution forever
full dose killed a few folks warring with pleasure
left domes severed better than killers before
the softest emcee's hit the hard-wood floor
go in for sure brain wrangled in gore
shots missed my chest and blew off the door
am I doomed? your remains the mush in the room
dust-heads on top of towers thinking they can touch the moon
under-water like loons so don't follow the points hollow
molly-heads hooked it's a long road to follow
with me is the force specialist of the blood-sport
leaving quarts of blood but no evidence of a corpse
source the black mag that brutally brutalized the hags
bitch do something with your doo or put it under a rag
you don't want mommy to find you under a bag
my flow like multiple dimes on the rag face scarred like brad's
you in the lime-light like pharrel I play the back-ground like Chad
you might push-a-t but I murdered the whole alphabet fag

fuck the 26 letter system I raped it's girl yelling like owl's I rocker her backside vowels
and came in her consonants & swallowed my syllables after I cut her inner bowels
no need for towels cause I stay sweaty like playing against the U.S. in a FIFA match
never scratch the Italian team cause Balotelli is a nigga that's too hard to catch
heard them rumors that he gave 1000 dollars to a homeless man
or that he burned his house up having fun with fireworks left in the trash can
partly true if you only knew how it feels to grow up black in the world
video's interviewed by white gallagher questions by a dumb brit to be hurled
into an oasis & back to my verbal basis come chase this if you think your the best man
best keep to the game plan or get fucked up before your lyrical battle even began

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Originally Posted by Guarded By Martyrs

Servants In Heaven - Kings In Hell
Merchants Of Seven Ringing Bells

Persians Emergin' As Spartans Yell
Determined Burnin' Ash Marksmen Fell

The Sniper's Peril Described By My Quil
The Viper's Frill Pescribed Lies I Feel
The Spider Kill Inscribed By Eyes Still
The Decider Kneel Beside I....Tranquil

Stand Still My Mind Reach For The Sky
Grand Hill I Find Peaks More Trees = High

Understand? Will I Climb Feats Raw Indeed Speech Haunts Fake Drongos Breed
Thunder Command Eli Sigh Feature Procced Seahawks Make Broncos Bleed

Optimus Prime Transform Metamorphin' Autobot In A Storm
Monotomous Time Conform Met An Orphan Wiped Snot In A Dorm
Occulus Blind Born Wept At Abortion Plight Shot 'N' Torn
Preposterous Form Kept Sad Despite Wife's Hot Enough 4 Porn

Oaths Sworn Armour Worn Da Vinci Smile At What I've Drawn
Pope Yawn Father Mourn Da Slippery-Spiral That I've Warned
Hope Spawn Martyrs Born And Similarly Rivals Spat At Lives Scorned

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Pit viper snake eyes out the orbit, metaphysical apocalypse
Frenetic terrorist flyin’ over Gaza Strip with travelin’ TNT sticks
Mike Vick pit fanatic, Livingston Bramble cannibalistic instincts
Masochistic work ethic with loan sharks migratory habits
Typhon titanic, driftin’ menace like giant icebergs in Arctic
Ice water veins, frozen blood river streams of polar flames
Glacial flow turns baked Kenyans into inclement Eskimos
Cosmic wrath released, breached disturbance of peace
Distorted concave fabric of space-time with gravity waves
Enigmatic explosions, catastrophic tectonic plated oceans
Geminid meteor in time-lapse collapse atlas from maps
Lava spit heat liquefies vessels time-travelin’ in The Matrix
Verbal material flammable like Branch Davidian in Mt. Carmel
Fire breath coats pulmonary tissue causin’ severe inflammation
Cremations from self-immolations in furious conflagrations
Trojan War heat 10,800 degrees like earth’s inner core
Perilous Chemical Ali lyricist, volatile explosives specialist
Underground rhymer with lines a sonar couldn’t decipher
Intel processor psyche as lethal as southwestern U.S. borders
Cartel kingpin brutal leadership dragged to hell by demon grips
Aum Shinrikyo doomsayer bringin’ disaster like Atheist prayers
Destruct and demolish mindset, intellect of Russian roulette
Psychoanalysis purges unharnessed thru compulsory catharsis
10 plagues of Egypt, livestock diseased with boils in darkness
Masses of locusts, frogs, gnats, lice and flies collude in gales
Holy grails of thunder/hail impale existence like coffin nails
Water to blood formed after killin’ first, middle and last born
Ice picks with fire tips morphed from volcanic mud deposits
Demonized one-man army with swords that rip thru thoracic
Traffic rogue cop frisk tactics, melons split like worn pussy lips
Search and destroy, daggers sharp like ears on Leonard Nimoy
Threat to U.S. national security and regional peace of stability
Lyrical Edward Scissorhands doing pap smears on these pussies
China illegal backseat ultrasounds, agony in torture grounds
Annihilate enemy frontlines like AFT did Koresh Compound
Mexican St. John Baptist dips heads like Achilles in River Styx
Adversaries hung before irritated juries reach final verdicts
Robust mandibles dismantled like space station solar panels
Imperial bloodlines shredded with criminal surgical utensils
Dethroned, broken and alone, mourned in combat zones
Decapitated carcasses dangle like slivered meat morsels
Disembodied remains underneath catacomb domains
Stalwart challengers wear body bags as funeral gowns
Burial mound epidemics expand beyond terrestrial bounds
Disposal of human waste, Hoffa leaders never to be found