Can we have a proper Charles Jones updates thread?

Fuckun lulz

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Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid

This thread is hot and I want it

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:lmao:

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Originally Posted by Lee Towers

Lord knows I was jonesing for some CharlesJones posts

Much obliged, claaa, much obliged.

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Shame wu D grade listers dont visit this site, they could make a Charles Jones song, kinda like Love Jones.. but to do with CJ.

Charles Jones is probably off recording his foot fetish themed concept album.

I wonder how many unsuspecting ugly feet craigslist ptostitutes he has murdered so far

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Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN

I wonder how many unsuspecting ugly feet craigslist ptostitutes he has murdered so far

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I guess we will just have to watch the Cleveland, Ohio news and count how many bodies of women have been discovered with their feet severed. Meanwhile, Cleveland Police Department are completely oblivious to the fact that the missing feet they are so desperately trying to find are in Charles Jones' closet preserved in formaldehyde jars until he is ready to take them out and lick and suck on them.

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Originally Posted by David Daniel Davis

I guess we will just have to watch the Cleveland, Ohio news and count how many bodies of women have been discovered with their feet severed. Meanwhile, Cleveland Police Department are completely oblivious to the fact that the missing feet they are so desperately trying to find are in Charles Jones' closet preserved in formaldehyde jars until he is ready to take them out and lick and suck on them.

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real talk tho

we need to have ohio news stories on deck here

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Originally Posted by soul controller

Shame wu D grade listers dont visit this site, they could make a Charles Jones song, kinda like Love Jones.. but to do with CJ.

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D The Dragon and Shorty Shit Stain would croon the shit out of that

ive gotta charless jonessssss
ive gotta charlessss joness

I be the rap head and the mic's my pipe
I'm about to lick some toes tonight
You ain't had no cool shit like this since '95
My Cuffie tribe is mad live, date me or die
And I be comin' with the good shit, somethin' like dope
I know you smoke it, but you won't get high, off this note *i once got high with Toni Braxton, she has great hair, i told her she was sexy.
Have you up, really up like cocaine, you thought you could reign?
But all you did was throw mad pain, like diamonds that all the hookers turned down
You could say I'm the lady's best friend
And when it come to makin' black women run away, im your man!
Yo, climbin' the charts like a cat
I'm rollin' with mad clips and gats
I can't be stopped, like this is Shitty City that i come from OHIO! HAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by soul controller

ive gotta charless jonessssss
ive gotta charlessss joness

I be the rap head and the mic's my pipe
I'm about to lick some toes tonight
You ain't had no cool shit like this since '95
My Cuffie tribe is mad live, date me or die
And I be comin' with the good shit, somethin' like dope
I know you smoke it, but you won't get high, off this note *i once got high with Toni Braxton, she has great hair, i told her she was sexy.
Have you up, really up like cocaine, you thought you could reign?
But all you did was throw mad pain, like diamonds that all the hookers turned down
You could say I'm the lady's best friend
And when it come to makin' black women run away, im your man!
Yo, climbin' the charts like a cat
I'm rollin' with mad clips and gats
I can't be stopped, like this is Shitty City that i come from OHIO! HAHAHAHAHA

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lmfao

I think I may of just found the Detroit East side, white man, lumber yard version of CJ

What is Detroit’s east side? A houseboat on the lake?

Watch the video. Detroit stump guy is nuts. He should post here.

lol @ houseboat on the lake

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Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

I think I may of just found the Detroit East side, white man, lumber yard version of CJ

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Haha that was greatness!!