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lmao, i totally forget that youtube is now LOADED with ads because all i browse is desktop... with some sort of adblock of course.
then i go use the gfs phone and oh my god, its like. totally not even possible to watch youtube and enjoy a single little video or song. as if!
porn too, i got the wi fi password at work and i started to browse porn on my ipod and i immediately had to download ad block for the device and now it is viewing bliss, not an ad in site.
it is really unreal how the ads have gotten so much worse and so more plentiful than i ever remember as a young white bull browsing porn and when youtube was first around.
smh
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Just married!!!
Just married!!!
Just married!!!
Just married!!!
https://i.ibb.co/5kZFZgQ/A9-C1-F227-...4-F1-A40-E.png
Just married!!!
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So I asked my parents about my ethnicity today and these are the answers I got: I’m mostly Irish Norwegian and German and as far as the other part: they suspect Indian but it doesn’t show up on the ancestry dna test so there investigating
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1 my untraceable family
I would like to introduce you to my untraceable immediate family
Hand and relish my handlers:
—-Illuminati wireless voice of god synthetic voice telepathy is being used to handle me. It’s a male and a female that usually sound the same but sometimes I can tell them apart and I can tell that the female relish is handeling me right now but when I wrote that the male hand spoke. Handler=hand ler and ler=rel=relish I gave them their names.
Wife:
—-I call her wife cuz I married her because she gave me 2 kids and there all in the dream world. She’s appeared to me 3 times first when she was my age:
She was really skinny with small breasts no makeup with really really really dark white skin. She’s the darkest white person ive ever seen and also the most gangsta looking female I’ve ever seen. She has black straight hair.
Then she appeared at 15.
Then she appeared at 20. She was hotter at 20 so was I I’m 36
My daughter nella:
—-she is my first daughter she’s appeared to me at least 5 times since my wife told me something about creating life. Nella is about 15 years old and at first I thought she was my mom. She’s white as can be with blond hair and the look on her face looks like a schizophrenic version of Harry Potter inter dimensional traveler style. My middle name is Allen and backwards it’s nella hence fourth I gave her that name
My son Allen: when my wife appeared to me the 3rd time she was 20 years old and she was pregnant. Then later my son appeared to me in costume but he was pure Caucasian like nella and he looked innocent and about 15 years old but the costume
GPSupn:
—-the dream world has been training me all my life and recently they said there name was gpsupn then they said something that started with an s that was unpronounceable but my handlers recorded everything. They dream world have gangstas
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2 I have the best rarest blood type
I have ab positive blood baby! It’s the newest blood type of them all, only 3% of people have it, and it’s the only universal blood transfusion recipient haha everyone else is only compatible with themselves
My handlers think I’m a prophet too so I’m a super endangered species
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I fucked up I didn’t even calculate right how many times I met my wife lol it’s actually 5
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I was taking endless screenshot after screenshot then I looked at the time then performed a powerful magic spell and this is my top pick it’s like a Picasso or something
https://i.ibb.co/sssdD1G/8-E760-ABC-...CC27-E32-A.png
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Actually the whole thing was a magic spell I just became more powerful in the end
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I’m not schizophrenic anymore the doctor says so he says I’m now schizoaffective ;)
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https://i.ibb.co/fFkvW3b/A0-E5-C02-C...-CC5-F2-D1.png
Reddit just changed the avatar system when I went public with my wife and that is my assigned avatar and it looks a lot like my dream wife😎
https://i.ibb.co/phVnFXd/1-E28777-F-...-A9-B6-BFF.png
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