Would you cum inside of a coma patient like in that movie Kill Bill?

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Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

Real talk, i've always been tempted to "sneak one in" on my step-sister. We shared a room when we were teenagers. Also, I remember being 8 years old and that bitch would touch my dick and shit, haha.

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Chea! Real talk.

I never really did that sneak shit, but I once jacked off over a girls back when she was asleep. The next morning she had lizard skin and thought it was sunburned.

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Slut? Ur mom. STFU

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Oops sorry. I meant to write "I love you."

Never jizzed on an unsuspecting woman before. Seen alot of japanese porn on the subject tho.

once i got shut down on a date so i said fuck it, i pulled out my hard dick and jacked off right there on the couch. i nutted and it turned her on so much that she wanted to fuck, and since i went soft i got some head too.

thanks sound theory!

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Originally Posted by Living-jism

It's a catchy line though "My name's Buck and I am here to fuck!"

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ha!! that was great