Well, My Dog's Pussy is All Fucked Up

my girlfriend took that picture on her way to the vet. Annie gets a little too hyped up around other dogs, and my girlfriend is small, so she needs annie to wear the pincher coller when she takes her to the vet by herself.

I wish I had one of those collars. I would try it on my girlfriend. Have you ever done that?

i actually did try it on myself before we got it for annie, to see what it felt like. It doesn't really hurt. But if you do it hard enough, it will definitely help you masturbate.

I don't need any help masturbating.

Classic thread.

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Originally Posted by Doomsdan/2078

SO...it turns out that, this whole time, my dog is allergic to grass. Her pussy and belly were all fucked up and crusty from walking through the grass.

So now my dog takes 1 Zyrtec every day, and her pussy is so clean you could eat off it.

While, obviously, I am happy for ANnie, selfishly, I am happy for myself as well.

I know longer have to live with the stigma of being 'that guy whose dog's pussy is all fucked up".

You see all these magazines, with glamorized, airbrushed images of perfect dog pussies, and it just creates unrealistic expectations.

I'd be at a swanky cocktail party, and a group of guests would be gathered in a circle, talking about how immaculate their dogs' respective pussies were, and I would just have to lower my head and slink away, or make an excuse about having to use the bathroom.

But now, when I meet someone, I can shake their hand, look directly into their eyes, and say with all confidence, "Hello, my name is Dan, and Yes, my dog's pussy is perfect.

Thanks wu-corp, again, for all of your support.

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HAHAHAA your dogs allergic to grass and it takes prescription drugs?!

what the fuck

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Originally Posted by GHETTO GOD

HAHAHAA your dogs allergic to grass and it takes prescription drugs?!

what the fuck

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alls i know is that we started giving her a zyrtec like the vet said and now her pussy aint all fucked up no mo.

I don't take prescription drugs, but i guess i probably would if my pussy was all red and inflamed and shit.

That's why I only get male animals........no period blood to worry about, and no pussy issues.

Although I guess dick issues would suck just as much. Luckily I haven't dealt with any of that