use your instrument like a Snake Charmer uses his..
allow her to become mesmerized by the penis..
you will see the reflection in the eyes..
this effect i like to call the Kaleidocock..
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use your instrument like a Snake Charmer uses his..
allow her to become mesmerized by the penis..
you will see the reflection in the eyes..
this effect i like to call the Kaleidocock..
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lol at this thread. Reminds me of
http://www.pickupartist2.com/wp-cont...t2_allcast.jpg
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Originally Posted by STYLE
LOL @ flooded her inbox (ya'll don't listen to him please)
Ain't nothin wrong with an attractive penis!!!!!!! Gets the juices flowing!!!!
lol at the game being presented here - in a good way.
why is skampoe in this thread lol
dude just get these bitches drunk LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
stop talking to them like they're gonna be your wife and shit
all that do this do that, man, fuck that nigga, just get her drunk, she'll do whatever, and so will you.
niggas waste time thinking women are selective. especially these white ones, just get them drunk. black bitches are too lame to get stupid fag wasted, so just go for white bitches. who gives a fuck.
you marrying these whore anyways, fuck it.
quit romancing these whores, this shit is a recession
this is true. but...tetris doesn't drink. and tetris is a nice guy( and there is nothing wrong with that). so those options are limited. not everyone can or should take that route. he's looking for a decent girl that will flip into a freak when she gets with the matching nice guy.
if i was tetris, i would practice game on chicks that were 3 and below. just to get my confidence up. get the numbers and never call. he's a good looking guy and the 3s 2s and 1s will stroke the shit out of his ego.
try different techniques and if you ever feel like you just need to bust a nut, you have a rolodex of open pussy for you.
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Originally Posted by TSA
hahahaa....ah, i love it. its the honest truth.
bitches are worse than men.
true @ TSA, but there's no pride in that. I guess if it works, but...
I have to add this: anybody who thinks that this is something you're raised into, like if you got no game then you're doomed to fail for the rest of your life, know this... I've had a couple friends who fit the description. one never had a girl, was a virgin at 20, all that shit... and he turned into one of the biggest players I personally know in a matter of months.
all based off advice he got from me and a few others and havin the balls to put the advice to use. basically the same shit that's already been shared in this thread. real talk, it ain't like you have to be raised as the over-confident alpha male, you can just make the choice to respect yourself and stop puttin every attractive woman you meet on a pedestal.
my only other advice is dress with some kind of sense. don't match everything in your outfit, do it in moderation. don't have layers of brand new shit on, keep your shoes clean, no caveman hair game allowed etc. hopefully nobody needs that kind of advice. shop at treny stores if all else fails.
i went on dates, where it was so awkward at first, and im thinking....god this sucks, but as soon as the alchohol flows its like BLAM....stick ur weiner in my vagina and we'll worry about everything tomorrow.
there are many ways to go about things, but getting them drunk....yes.
and dont get sloppy drunk yourself.....stay nicely toasted so you can get a real good pounding in.
and if u wanna wife her up, just come inside her. Not recommended but its an option.
pride?! i just read a facebook status about how men were dogs by a stripper that smashes cupcakes on her vageen.
you think these bitches give a fuck about pride.
all you need is alcohol that tastes good, and stop fuckin with that beer homie, you're not white.
Even if you dont drink, just pretend to LOL!
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Originally Posted by 5hundred&one
you dont have to be arrogant of the alpha male, u just gotta be confident. Arrogance over done will turn a bitch off faster than shitting ur pants in front of her
cool, so there's 2 choices. be the guy that needs alcohol to smash and be the guy that can do it just as easy with or without gettin bitches drunk first.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
TSA you don't smoke weed btw, if I remember, so before you go treatin ppl like they're soft for not drinkin, smoke a blunt or 2.
but Ironman if you wanna go the 'game route' just do as following.
http://couponcravings.com/wp-content...orbit-gum1.jpg
Gum.
http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scenteds...-The-Brave.jpg
Cologne.
That's all you fuckin need bruh ahahaha!
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[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Owner/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.png[/IMG]Then just sit down. They'll come to you. Stop chasing women, they're retarded and have no self esteem and in their minds anybody with the nerve to desire them has low standards cause they believe they are ugly and fat, and these if you're chasing them you're a loser and they dont want losers cause even though they believe they're ugly and fat they still deserve the world cause they have borderline personality disorder.
You just have to be better then these hoes dude. You're fucking black, quit acting like you have no testosterone you fucking faggot.
All these bitches wanna do is get turned on. Since they're turned on my smells just take a girlfriend of yours shopping with you, ask her what cologne you should get, GO WITH HER ADVICE. She's a bitch. Bitches know hoes that's why dykes have god body cloat and prestige.
Then while smelling good just chill out and stop thinking about bitches, they'll be like oh shit, that guy realizes im fat and ugly and he smells like a baller and has black skin, if i have sex with him i won't be fat and ugly anymore and i too will have black skin. That's literally how they think dude. Stop speaking that english nigga
you're fucking black, just get fresh and chill.
with white hoes get them drunk
with black hoes just get really really REALLY fucking fresh and be on swag, faggot, this shit is actually EASY
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Originally Posted by TSA
This is, for better or worse, absoulutely fucking true.
pretending to drink is one of the illest "tricks" in the book. i like to drink so i've only done it a few times. mostly when i tried to be on some quasi god body shit.
but yo. buy her a drink and you get soda. toast that shit and everything. she'll think you are a beast for knocking back 6-7 drinks and staying on point and you'll have all of your wits and can basically dictate how drunk you want her to be.
plus if you tip a few times and tell the bartender you are a designated driver but you wished you could drink most times they will give you the soda for free.
hahahahahahhahaQuote:
Originally Posted by TSA
cosign all of this
if you're really desperate, find pretty much any 18-22 ish year old girl, they are malleable/impressionable like a motherfucker.
i was at the bus stop earlier last week and seen this bangin young ass black biotch with ass out to here and tits out to there... she had it goin on... i tapped her on the shoulder and we started chatting it up... this girl was cute as shit so she was lightweight givin me the cold shoulder but i kept it cool... i stopped talkin to her without asking for the digits, her friend showed up and we all hopped on the bus together and went our seperate ways
two days later im hoppin on the bus and there she is, but this time she on a nigga nuts somethin serious... turnin back every couple minutes, flippin her fake ass hair, pullin out her fone and doin something- anything on it(if a stranger girl has looked at u more than once and pulls out her fone in plain view, nigga thats the green light if u didnt know lolz) long story short i hopped off the bus with her and got her number
moral of the story, u dont always gotta go for broke the first time around... the stars will align in ur favor if you are patient and let things fall into place
swagswag
i ain't saying he's soft.Quote:
Originally Posted by 5hundred&one
This is america. white people can't emotionally function without alcohol and black people are too arrogant to chill the fuck out and quit being ass wipes.
the problem is white people need to drink to be human beings, but black people are already human in a white society so they're screwed.
i'm not saying he needs to drink, he need to GET WHORES DRUNK.
WEAR FLY COLOGNE.
CHEW BIG BOY GUM.
IGNORE BITCHES.
that's how you get bitches dude.
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at this party, like many, me and my dude just sat there smelling like Gods. In a place like Nebraska where niggas have 0 swag and go to american eagle when they wanna get peak levels fresh, niggas are like sharks in a fish tank bruh.
so we just sat there SMELLING LIKE GODS while our peers SMELT LIKE BEER DOGS AND MILDEW. and bitches were taking turns to meet the young famous smellin niggas. period.
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3752924_n.jpgevery now and then I'd get up and flaunt the my swagger, but minimal interaction with hoes unless they come up to YOU and start trying to spit game cause you're clean as fuck.
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4395807_n.jpg
All cause a nigga smells good, looks good and dances all night long nigga
mind you i wasn't even that clean there,
then when i got real fuckin clean bitches were acting like the young swag was bobby brown knee deep in the COCAINE era
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5499450_n.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2857485_n.jpg
this is all real spit dude!
all you have to be concerned with is how fresh you are and taking care of your mother. You can't waste time thinking about bitches, cause if your a clean ass nigga they'll fuck and that shit's hitting two birds with 1 stone..but im ONLY concerned with the cleanliness, the pussy's like a side effect dude LOL
I can't believe all these niggas with they responses. Ya'll really think u got it going on.....I'd be surprised what type of girl u pull. Styles......yeah he got game for days so I know he could get it all day........but I don't know about some ya'll..........just sayin.
science...that is kind of a sleazy move, but i've done it thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by STYLE
girls say im prettyQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
jus sayin
and stop over thinking shit. talking to a girl should be no different then talking to a guy. just fuckin talk dude. some dudes think you gotta talk like this and that and come out all forced and lame
just when you talk talk minimally and in a calm tranquilized tone.
like i said all bitches wanna do in life is be turned on and feel famous.
So if you LOOK famous they'll fuck so that they can be famous, and if you speak calmly they'll get comfortable which is the prerequisite for getting turned on.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6348611_n.jpg
quit being a bitch.
this particular night i was at jail bate central, and didn't say shit to any of them. The result is they smelt me, felt my cloat, and assumed i was famous cause i was balling out like charlie sheen in the 80s.
next thing you know they're getting jealous of the one that gets to sit on my lap hahahah!
Tetcus, you have the advantage that you're a fuckin nerd. that shit is an ADVANTAGE cause nerds think differently then everyone else and once they learn how to be Gods they're the biggest Gods ever.
like the dude above me said about the dude that lost his virginity at 20, that niggas figured it out, and his presumably advanced nerd like ability to learn and assess helped him reach industrial rates of cloat. I'm a nerd too, and once i got it, like other nerds, i GOT IT mastered it and can advance on it unlike a lot of ppl.
these brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye...they grow up so fast.
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4395807_n.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2857485_n.jpg
but yeah queen. this thread separates the english from the dutch.
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Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ
U I believe too :f
I can see Gavin having a lot of game cause he's a nerd and he's black. Mother fuckers don't know about that shit. Tetcus if you focus half the energy you do on rock into letting bitches know you have testosterone you'll be mackin whores like frank nitty.
right now all i give a fuck about is bobby valentino hair cuts, my mom, and getting a sick ass six pack for the spring. that shit's called advancement
LOL dude for real! ahahQuote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
i was at a party where this bitch was cold trying to LEAVE HER BOYFRIEND just to be around a nigga
just following me like a lap dog and shit, she had to be 18-19. dude kept texting and calling her to come back upstairs and shit. why? cause i was making that bitch feel like i was her ticket to fame and shit.
i didn't even say anything like that, i just kept walking away when she'd say something retarded and making stark ass demands. Come downstairs, go get me a beer, and this nigga was treating her like Queen Vageen and shit. smh.
fuck game, just be Rick Flair.
yupQuote:
Originally Posted by TSA
You are murdering shit right now.
It's 'clout' though, motherfucker.
TSA is the livest person on this site. Endless swag.
Queen Of Poetry
F.I.N.E.
^LOL yeah right
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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
thanks for reposting a chris rock bit.
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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
i'm game. i might not win every weekend, but i'm definitely winning on the slower week nights.
however, this technique of shitting your pants in front of a girl has been known to work on some girls in clevelandQuote:
Originally Posted by DickyTouch
my bad, you should know im illiterateQuote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
maybe its ironmans ugly penis that is holding him back?
thinka bout it, if the goal is to get a girl to touch your dick, yet its hideous and you are embarasseda bout it, thats gotta be a huge mind fuck.
I would tell ironman, if this is the case, that bitches still like dick. no matter shape or size or attractiveness.
Dont listen to Queen...
she is one of those broads you don't even bother with. Neurotic, self absorbed, obsessive. Consider it a blessing if she doesn't want you.
plus nobody wants no skinny black bitch
^LOL yeah dude fuck queen.
bitches like her always talk about dick but when they see that real village MEAT they start wondering what they got themselves into. smh. i'm tired of them
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Originally Posted by DickyTouch
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Originally Posted by TSA
How is what I said negative???? If u taking it that way, then maybe it applies...........I was simply makin a statement. Funny how all ya'll can come on here and say whatever but as soon as a female says something.......niggas wanna talk shit and say we this and that. SMDH
cause females don't know shit. lol. except dikes, dikes are fuckin ballers
i was referring to something you said earlier....about how if dudes whipped out there dicks...blah blah blah..
im just calling ur bluff, i dont think you'd do shit. From knowing what i know of you from what you say.
like you wont take a shot to the face cuz you'd be too worried about your hair or makeup...FUCK YOU..haha...im kidding but u kno what i mean. im just saying.
If you aint a freak, dont act like you are. and i dont think you are. YOur too worried about being pretty. Too self-concious.
But hey i could be totally wrong.
Anyway.....the problem with tetrus too, in my opinion is that hot bitches are generally scumbags....generally. They dont wanna be nice. They're hot and guys wanna fuck them, and they fuck guys....the players mostly, they get dogged, and they wind up hating men.
so now, as a nice guy, your dealing with a scorned cunt.....you got no shot. No matter how nice you are, they dont understand that anymore.
Tetrus ur best bet is to go for Ugly betty.....a girl who is as nerdy as you, but has potential that your penis can bring out.
U don't pay attention...........I don't wear makeup and my hair........ugh. Anywho........Quote:
Originally Posted by DickyTouch
If u need ur ego stroked or something just let me know, I'd be more than happy to set aside my true feelings for 5 minutes and do that for u.........:thumbup:
aye nigga shave that bitch bald.
just find some fuckin dweeb from hell like you, and shave her bald.
if she's fine when she's bald, she's fine for real, if she's ugly when she's bald it's an optical illusion, that bitch its trying to birth you ugly seeds in the name of hair dye.
**sidenote**
Styles is ur cell number still the same?????