Torture M#$%^$#$%#@$

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Originally Posted by SUNaSAM

ill cut ya finger off, stick it in ya esophagus and staple ya lips together so u can vomit ya face open

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:thumbup: incredibley clever s.a.s. fuckin hilarious!!lol

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Originally Posted by Bala Allah

ill rip ya scalp off and take a diarrea on ya brain, then shove ya shity brain up ya ass

so u could think about shit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit these were the days man..lets keep this going

ill fuckin ill fuckin...............man im tired of this shit, where ma berg at

I'll fuckin fuckin

tape ya mouth shut and fuckin stick burning coals up ya assewhole and watch ya eye sockets burn out

ill drive hepititus tipped wooden stakes thru ur sack to connect it to ur dick than have roseanne give u a lapdance with sweaty boxers on

fuck it im the http://njsr.org/pics/albums/userpics/UNdissPUTED.jpg torture champ

I'll Revoke All Your Green Cards!

not before i feed you razor blade mixed in cheerios and piss, than rearrange ur diggestive system to flow thru ur knees after i cheese grate them and apply oatmeal to em

I'll Hold You In Bondage And Have That Nigga In Your Sig Push Your Shit In While Playing "it's A Wonderful Life"

ill shove a splintered ruler in ur mouth, and ram ur face into spiked wall

man ill sew ur eye lids open and ram razor edged ear phones in ur ears connected to a radio playing lite fm ALL DAY

I'll Tie You Naked At A Park And Have The Children Innocently Sit On You For A Swing As The Public Watches Catch Erections

ill staple that pigeon to ur head and sew its tail to ur tounge than tear ur ribs out 1 by 1 wit a rusty crowbar

ill fuckin, ill fuckin

pull your fuckin eyes out they sockets and braid them with your tongue and cut that shit off an give it to a cancer patient as a wig.

bitch ill choke u wit poisoned canadian bacon, on ur 14 birthday than have both of ur p's jump out of ur cake with barbed wire hands and slap u

lol^^^

ill stick a syringe full of ajax and drano into ur forehead than head butt u with a sand paper durag drenched in pee

ill fuckin, ill fuckin

rip your heart out your fuckin chest and shove the shit up your rectum so far that it comes out your nostrils, then ill feed it to you through a fuckin straw

ill cut ur ears off, tie them to ur dick than soak it in crazy glue and shove it in ur ass

fuck what u herd

I'll fuckin, i'll fucking, hog tie you to the back of the car and drag you on your face for like 2 and half blocks then put you down by a fire ant hill...

ill fuckin....ill fuckin...tie you to a chair and make you listen to nelly for a week

ill shave ur nipples off with a portable fan with steel perpelars, than stick a tube in the bleeding holes and connect it via IV NEEDLE to ur gooch

I'll fuckin tape ya mouth n ass shut, then fuckin stick a killer bee hive in ya dickhole and laugh and watch you break out in hives

BUWHWHWHA

I'll stab your mother and father in front of you slowly and make you watch your lil sister get fucked by a pitbull

naw peep this..

ill fuckin tie you to a tree stump..stick a corn cobb up ya ass and let a nasty brood of spanish wart hawgs get ill on ya till all bones are digested and even C.S.I cant find any evidence


ill fuckin press ya face on my stoves burner coils when theyre hotter than hells fire and stick a straightened out close hanger in your left pupil ...while my downsyndrome gimpped out cousin rapes you with his fist and my pitbulls severed head

ill put ur elbows in a blender than glue ur hands to ur head and throw u in an inflated fun house with the scent of summer under arms and ciggarettes, with a faucet on the top spitting out ur blood and elbow remains

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin', make you suck Starr Jone's pussy

no no no don..lol ill poke ur eyes out with her nipples then surgically attatch ur toungue to her clit

I'll fuckin' , I'll fuckin', make you listen to Britney Spears for a week

ill grind ur teeth to dust using a skateboard than fill ur mouth with chips and glass, sew ur mouth closed and, stone cold stun u

^^nice

ill pierce ur nose wit a rusted butter knife, put a chain in their and chain u to a garbage truck, drive the druck off a cliff full of horse shit, then...laff

I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', make you read a whole set of encyclopedias from A to Z

ill fuckin rip ya arms off and beat u with them or something....ya....BRINGIN IT BACK YALL

I'll put a live rat in yo ass an let the shit dig its way out, strap you down to one of the operate'in tables, an slowly poke an quick jab u wit them long thereuputic needles. Lower the table to the ground and let pitbulls eat the rest of you out of the straps.

bring it back

I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin'....stitch your lips to a herpes infested clit

ill put a glass bottle in ya mouth, shatter it along with your jaw with an uppercut, than break ya back and make you tea bag yourself.

i'll fuckin', i'll fuckin', make you clean public gas station toilet bowls wit ya tongue and force you to lapdance for whinos on the strip!!

ill fuckin, nail ya face to a boxers arm pits and kick you in a barrel of safety pins that have been sprayed with rum.

i'll fuckin' hang you by your intestines to a ceiling fan, grab a bag of popcorn, and flick the on switch.
and ENJOY watching you spin around.

ill fuckin pin u to a golf course with a shovel and hit a poisonus scorpion off your face with a sledge hammer.