lulz at roberts ass/butt fetish that has swept this board
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lulz at roberts ass/butt fetish that has swept this board
i gave my cousin x for the first time and we went to a strip club called Jazzy T's . he had to shit but was so high that he forgot they had a bathroom. he went out back and took a shit n wiped his ass with a leaf. LOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Sosa
do you like being next on the list to die so that rich movahfukas can live an even more luxurious life ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa
i don't understand the questionQuote:
Originally Posted by diggy
Just wondering why they killed - was it cuz the victims were in the way, opposing this progress, or were they killed for other reasons?
is turning what's natural into poisonous drinks for the world what you see as progress ?
is it more of a health hazard to human beings to have all of their shit and pee go to one central spot in the ocean, or is each human being shitting in a hole in the earth and covering it up a better more natural way ?
what is progress ?
these other worlds were raped and pillaged to the point where they depend on their conquerors -
yes, it's all for the good no matter what - these problems arose and looked at us in the face and demanded us to solve them or else - we are at the or else part more so now because we are addicted to a death style -
[QUOTE=LORD NOSE;2317431]do you like being next on the list to die so that rich movahfukas can live an even more luxurious life ?[\QUOTE]
We're all going to die sometime. Let's make due with what we have currently. Some rich people are lonely and scared. Love or money?
What rich people are lonely and scared?
Many. Wealth doesn't justify happiness. There are a lot of people who're lonely. You can be in a room full of people and still feel alone. People spend money to maintain friendships, relationships, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sosa
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Originally Posted by LORD NOSE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_%28history%29
as for shit (as well as piss), I believe what I flush is treated with chemicals so it could come out of my tap as clean water.
funny how the progress we have, at least some of it, was born out of war. The necessity or want to kill others lead to many useful inventions.
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Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa
we're all gonna die sometime, so why not just get ass fucked by elephants
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Originally Posted by diggy
lmno
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Originally Posted by diggy
suffering is unnecessary
Is there any person who has lived their life and has not suffered?Quote:
Originally Posted by LORD NOSE
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Originally Posted by diggy
yeah
santa claus
pain is inevitable
suffering is unnecessary
Somethymes (quite often) if I use a napkin with a meal and don't really get it very dirty, I'll keep it handy and use it with my next meal.
I use napkins from food shops to go toilet with. something similar was mentioned and I don't know if this is tight bootyhole shit but if someone gives me a cigarette I roll it in rizzla to have two roll ups instead of what would be one cigarette. going back to vaping soon but I'm getting off topic
Money justifies happiness. Stop this shit. Ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
I host potlucks at my apt clubhouse and keep the food and utensils especially the bottled water a
I stock up on meat that's on special at the butcher and leave it in the freezer. As much as possible I buy food that's on special.
Inused to catch the train on a Monday and Tuesday night to the next station and walk back home so that I could get my free travel earlier in the week but they got rid of the free travel in September and now I just wake up earlier in the morning to miss the peak hour rates
You have rigorous debates over what the best Scrubs episode is after everyone gets servedQuote:
Originally Posted by TSA
https://schoolinlyfe.files.wordpress...ng-potluck.jpg
I basically only buy home brand or shit that is on special for at least 40% off. I stock up like an mf too, but sadly only have a small freezer, so I'm pretty limited with frozen shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Hound
Watch everything on line so I don't have to pay for cable, satalite or ppv.
Woman are turned off by small freezers
You also refuse to buy a bigger freezer.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
I don't know personally. I don't spend much but I don't try to save money either. I guess I eat healthy and weirdly it seems to be cheaper to buy junk food/fast food these days.
I used to work at a major food manufacturing factory when I was out of high school and used to use our products as the home brand too. All we'd do is swap the packaging roll. Home brand is the same stuff, I buy a lot of black & gold products it's usually significantly cheaper. Black & gold flour for like 80c or the marked brand for like $4, it's a no brainer.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
Yeah man most that home brand shit is pretty good quality. Fuck brands. Lolz black and gold was the cheap brand at my local supermarket where I grew up. Black and gold licorice bullets and cola were my shit, lolz.
As far as getting a bigger freezer goes, the only reason I'd NEED a bigger freezer is so I can buy shit in bulk when it's on special. I still manage that to some degree as it is. But yeah, it wouldn't be worth it at all. I actually looked at fridge/freezers a while back and when I saw the prices I dismissed the idea of upgrading.
My fridge/freezer is more than adequate for a single playa.
They used to have those black and gold ice creams that were chocolate covered icing or whatever and they were the best it pissed all over streets and peters, and the black and gold version of cc's were good too. I thought they still had black and gold, I'll check on the way home.
There used to be an Aussie brand of cola that was great, it wasn't kirks but it was the competitor to them fuck that stuff was good.
Lolz I think I might have had those icecreams. B & G prob does still exist. I have a feeling I might've even seen it in a small supermarket during a recent roadtrip. In fact I strongly believe I did.
RC cola?
I'm pretty sure it was called Shelley's but I can't find any reference pictures. It was a darker red can than a Coke, I used to get it at the golf club with these pies that puts Mrs macs to shame.
I've been reliably told that dunkaroos still exist and I need to get in on that.
Shelley sounds very familiar. I don't specifically remember it though.
Gotta admit I don't even know what dunkaroos are, lolz.
Dunkaroos were the cooler version of a Le Snack, they had a little biscuit of a kangaroo or something similar to tiny teddy's and you dipped it in this chocolate that was better than Nutella. We used to take them to school it was the shit
Oh lolz. Sounds rad. My lunchbox tended to be pretty bland at school.
I really don't spend ANY effing money on ANYTHING except bills and food. My girl and I get pizza on saturdays and redbox. All the 'extra' stuff she buys
I search the craigslist free stuff section and scoop up what I can if it's decent. We got a couch, dining table, and baker's cabinet for $130
I reuse some pretty unreuseable shit
I put drops of soap in a bowl and use that (with water) to wash dishes for a week instead of reapplying it. A tube lasted me almost a year one time.
I keep my bathing soap in a container so i don't lose it to random water. Increased the soap life span by 50%
I watch my nieces on the weekend cause my brother inlaw always buys a lot of food. I like having them around too though so it's a win win
I don't buy clothes. Either my girl gets them or I go to a thrift store. A swanky one so that I look like I have STYLE
I buy all my home decor at thrift stores
I grow peppers off my balcony (more expensive than it saves though cause of watering)
Most of our expenses are random disasters and bills. I'm trying to get a home phone so that I can get rid of my cellphone and do business of the home phone because phones annoy me and I'm always home or on the computer anyways and you can just effing message me.
Nice one, bruh. I truly regret the invention of mobile phones.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
I wonder why my sig pic died?
I really regret renegotiating my phone contract. I pay heaps for it and don't even use it for telecommunications lol I could easily go without a phone at all but circumstances at the time lead me to need it. I could use the $115 for much better shit
$115 is a lot. I pay $60 a month for unlimited calls/texts (I make on average prob one call per month, and can go for days without sending or receiving a text), and 10gb internet. That is all the internet access I have. I use a USB modem that shares that contract, in my laptop.
What are you getting for $115?
I get like 9gb data and free spotify premium lol I think I'm paying a lot for my phone which is the iphone 6plus at about $30, I get all the unlimited texts and calls too. Stupid decision
Oh I'm not paying off a phone. That's the main difference. I just use my piece of shit virus infected LG.
I've never used spotify. I don't even really know what it is, lolz.
Me either.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
you sound like a very old white woman. do you hold up the lines also at the register by counting out exact change?Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
back when I was way deep in debt I'd always go to public toilets (no george michael) to save on water, along with a BUNCH of other stunts I pulled just to save money (like going out in the evening in winters with a thick jacket on to go read a book under a street light to save on electricity - yeah fuck that lifestyle I know ...)
the most embarrassing thing that happened is - and I'm not making this up - well, I live a block away from a graveyard and they have a public toilet there for visitors. as you can imagine it's a nice and quiet and a good (yet maybe not the most respectful place) to take a dump for free
so once I got out of the toilet and was BLOCKED by two city workers, a dyke with mo' muscles than me (yes, an easy feat for sure, but still) and some raw dude with a MEAN looking moustache
mean moustachio: 'Sir, can you explain why you are here? we have seen you here on occasion and you never seem to be carrying flowers'
schwarzenegger dyke : 'Empty your pockets, manlet.'
me : 'uhm here's my ID, I live around the corner', I use the toilet here' (the truth shall set you free)
schwarzenegger dyke (angrier) : 'The fuck you got no toilet in your house'!
me (small voice) : 'I'm dead broke and it's a public toilet, right?'
mean moustachio : 'Sir, we have had a string of small time robberies at the cemetary lately, there was an article in the local newspaper about it just yesterday. did you see it?'
me : 'Er ... I can't afford a newspaper.'
then the guy told me that his dyke co-worker's cell phone got stolen just three days ago. it had been in the car at the graveyard and it had been stolen out of it. there had been complaints from other (regular) graveyard visitors too
anyway, three things happened :
* they let me go after they wrote down what it said on my ID (never take a dump without your ID on you, kids)
* I went to my parents (three blocks) away and read the newspaper article
* two days later I'm taking a dump at the cemetary AFTER office hours (yeah, beats me why they don't lock up if they've got small time robbery complaints) and I see the only known drug addict in the burb (known locally as Lil Yves The Druggie) cycling down the aisles on a bike that is too expensive for him looking out for cars and what have you
thus endeth today's lesson
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