Lee Towers bathing his Belgian comb over < Robby digis cummy grunt when this comes on
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Lee Towers bathing his Belgian comb over < Robby digis cummy grunt when this comes on
I like HOOPING, slam DUNKInG, making sure people don't think you're GAY, Interstate travels, the constitution, wearing WIFE BEATERs, buying GRILLs, gun related HOmOCIDEs, BBQs, STEAK, will CHAMBERLAIN mixtapes, and ground BEeF.
I bet a lot of boys pulled TSA's hair on the playground growing up and said things like "we aren't going steady yet, he still thinks Ellios pizza, bag milk and ring pops will win me over"
America doesnt realize how lucky they're to have someone like SIDESHOW BOB, i wish i had the balls to have big water..
learning his ways tho..
truly tho. this thread is only good for Bobs jokes.
I recently went out to a fancy restaurant and the upper part of the toilet had a sink. It seemed very resourceful and progressive-like. Should of washed by dick in it like a real wucorper would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee Towers
Fried chicken
Biscuits and gravy
Pickup trucks
Wide streets
Supermarkets
Willie D youtube rants
Picnics
Tire Swings
Free MC Hammer concerts
cat calling
Battleship tours
Area 51
Dog parks
The Price is Right
WALL DRUG
Large selection of cereal and icecream
devil sticks
Raekwon
Referring to television as the boobtube
60's greaser bullying
Grilled cheese
Chili dogs
Straight cup o’ joe (non Eurofag coffee)
The ice cream truck
Tornadoes
MMA
JORDAN SPIETH
Frank Sinatra
Cucks
Yo MTV Raps
County fairs
Soft Pretzels
Harambe
Shamwow
Mark Wahlberg
California Raisins
Hoagies
Coupon clippers
Slut Walks
Cheese sauce
10 cent wing night
BUFFALO SAUCE
Baseball caps
Louisville sluggers
Sneakers
Being scared of Russians
Accidentally posting your micropenis to a website
BIG CONTAMINATED FLINT WATER
Not knowing any other countries head of state (and not needing to).
Whopper with cheese
Diners
Flapjacks
Muscle cars
Hypersonic jets that carry a nuclear payload
Movies about dogs who play sports
Juicy Fruit, slang prostitution, Slang Prostitution , Mountain DEW, living in a mobile home, half moon ceasers, half moon gumbies, doing round house kicks of da BIG MACHINe in school, swimming class, living a lie, Sound Theory, SONNiNG the poor, flipping THaNGS on craigslist, white dudes offering you their wife 'Deb', NBAJAM, FRE eDom, fake hip hop, going from rags to bitches,the beat to Mad IZm, strip mall, not having any rights, pregnant beggars,
Watching Jimmy Kimmel cry every time he wants a law passed
leaf peepers
free refills
Rigged presidential elections
Trickle down economics
Saturday nights on wu Corp after a Friday night on wu corp
People like this being 30% of the population:
Knowing we could rename the planet to simply America, and everyone would eventually accept it. Those in opposition would be waterboarded with Coca Cola.
knowing you’re better then non Americans even if you live in a trailer.
All you can eat buffets
General tso’s Chicken
Not needing a passport to vacation.
being 50% more obese than other people in the world
having 14.5% live under the poverty line (thats 45 million doochies)
1,800,000,000 Estimated annual cost of police misconduct to taxpayers
Americans being so stupid that they cheered Trumps Senate budget Bill even tho it bust his promise to eliminate the federal debt (like many of his promises he re-negged on!) go america! use your brain cell..
Exporting lies and disinformation world wide, onto a whole new level now with trump tho.
provides the most lulz due to its policies.
think i found an image of Dooch
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/64/64398...4f070e8198.jpg
or maybe this is 'him' looks like his plush lawn for sho'
http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploa...-the-grass.jpg
https://i.imgtc.com/5Ngs7rC.jpg
Having a waitress present the option of chicken or pork and you say "I'll have the chickenpork" and you both laugh because it's true and amazing.
Pulled pork sangwiches
Dental plans
Being the envy of the world
NOT being arrested and serving 5 years if you wrote something mean on social media because of Orwellian speech laws.
Also legal marijuana and DUDE WEED tours.
Racial profiling
Sunday nights on wu Corp
The Dallas Cowboys
Westerns
Clint Eastwood
Dominating every Olympics
Being responsible for anything becoming relevant in pop culture
bringing the degenerative society (pop culture)
No Soul the formatting is like this (((pop culture)))Quote:
Originally Posted by soul controller
Like a leaked DNC email would read
as far as I'm concerned Americans can eat as many egg sammiches as they like. thanks for saving us from fascism in '44/'45 and communism afterwards. we aint forget
in regulated capitalism I trust.
Lee we appreciate it. We think highly of the Belgians always have.
Thank you hooegArden and Leffe amongst many others.
been busy for a whole week. whatcha know about that dooch?
lolz.
but i see someone already mentioned the NBA.
the USA holds supreme in two things straight up and down and that is
NBA
and
Hip-Hop.
american comedians
filet mignon
wine from californian grapes. michigan has good wine too
Not just someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Yo
Heinz Tomato Ketchup.
Lol @ a yank claiming filet mignoin; Americans probably can’t even pronounce it
oh that just insults me to my core
hashbrowns
Eggs Benedict
Meatballs
Whiskey
I would say whiskey is more Irish and Scottish than American.
Red necks
NFL
Irish americans (wannabes)
Israels bum buddy