After Instagram advice

^it is, bro. I want advice. I know there's dudes who were here before the crash, like Grave Shifter n TSA, who r pretty up on this shit n could actually probably offer useful advice. Hal gave some good tips already.

I just wanna find somebody who knows the ins n outs of this shit to give me a quick run thru.

We're slowly moving along tho. I feel like we may get somewhere if we're patient n put the thyme in.

But yeah, of course I knew the majority of posts would b taking the piss or just downright bitter shit like most the posts on this page.

Just gonna say too, my girlfriend's pics r so fucking far superior to almost everything I saw today when I was browsing the pages I've been hash tagging. I've got no doubt this could b plenty successful. She's got about 15 years modeling experience, n definitely knows how to pose n get outstanding pics.

And being the former big tit perv I was, she pretty much couldn't have a better guy assisting her, lolz.

There was a thread recently where Skampoe was trying to promote his instagram. But I highly doubt that he knows anything. Maybe he's getting sponsored by diabetes medicine or something?

Yeah I actually recalled that when I posted this.

I doubt he knows shit, lolz.

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Originally Posted by noel411

This page sums up y I won't post her page/pics. Cunts who r so fucking bitter about the way their own lives turned out that they actually genuinely wanna bring down somebody on an internet forum.

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Just post the pics Jesus. No on cares we just want to see the “milkers”.

Fuc'n weird Indian creep perverts r even sending ME friend requests on Facebook.

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Originally Posted by noel411

Fuc'n weird Indian creep perverts r even sending ME friend requests on Facebook.

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Why pimp your girfriend when you can pimp yourself out.

Lolz. Good point.

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Originally Posted by Dooch

No on cares we just want to see the “milkers”.

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She's got two kids apparently so you know they're probably big? haha

How's the business going noel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpSn3I0nYk

I'm sure Noel is able to quit his job bagging groceries now that there are 27 Russian bots following his chick on instagram.

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Originally Posted by ShaDynasty

How's the business going noel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpSn3I0nYk

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It's growing slowly but steadily. Still only up to 120 odd followers, but it's always increasing. One of her pics got shared on a big naturals page, which had an immediate effect. Just need more pages sharing her pics. I feel like things will grow very quickly once that starts happening.

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Originally Posted by noel411

It's growing slowly but steadily. Still only up to 120 odd followers, but it's always increasing. One of her pics got shared on a big naturals page, which had an immediate effect. Just need more pages sharing her pics. I feel like things will grow very quickly once that starts happening.

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You need daily content. You need to be on all those social platforms. I don’t know what the new trendy ones are but tumblr, snapchat, Instagram, blah blah.

All those internet whores have accounts on everything.

Noel, you should have her make a TikTok video of her paying all your bills. (in a bikini, of course)

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Originally Posted by Dooch

You need daily content. You need to be on all those social platforms. I don’t know what the new trendy ones are but tumblr, snapchat, Instagram, blah blah.

All those internet whores have accounts on everything.

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Yeah I've been posting new pics daily. I have bucket loads n she/we can n do shoot new ones all the thyme. Unfortunately most the best photos I have of her have me in them too, so they're no good. But I've got a folder with loads of solo shots that I utilize when we don't have anything new.

N yeah, I know u wanna get on all that shit. We're just starting out with Instagram. Will def expand if we decide we wanna do bigger things than what we might do on Instagram alone. It all takes thyme.

If some fucking skank prostitute can market herself it can’t be that hard.

It doesn’t take time. You should have all these accounts set up within a day.

Make some gifs, do a cam thing.


You’re the worst pimp ever.

You won’t even show us her goods.

Yeah doesn't take long to set up a page. But it takes a lot of thyme trying to figure out the best way to get ur name out there n then execute that plan, if u're not familiar with the workings of these sites, which I sure as shit am not.

Not to mention shooting new photos n shit. Tho so far that's just been when we're hanging out at the beach/lake anyway, or her sending me selfies. But we do very much intend to do regular shoots for the purpose of this venture once things start to move along a bit more.

Get her to stream video games on Twitch or whatever to create a following. Then sell her worn panties and bras. I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.

Dont forget about her toenail clippings and crapsters.

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Originally Posted by JASPER

I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.

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you must have forgotten that these dirtballs don't take baths too often.


I'd like to buy her boyfriends pay stubs and work boots. i hear they're a rare commodity.

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Originally Posted by JASPER

Get her to stream video games on Twitch or whatever to create a following. Then sell her worn panties and bras. I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.

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She was saying how one of her friends sells her old underwear n shit. She threw out a couple of bikinis a while back that she had worn in iconic Facebook photos, lolz. I was the one to throw them in the bin, n really didn't like doing it n wouldn't have if I wasn't an honest person. She didn't want me to keep them.

But yeah, now that she's doing the instagram thing I think she'd b willing to sell old garments.

She's actually had creeps messaging her asking to buy her bikinis. She also gets creeps messaging her offering like 10 grand for a night with her, lolololol.

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Originally Posted by noel411

. She also gets creeps messaging her offering like 10 grand for a night with her, lolololol.

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Shit, what are you still doing here?

Lololololollolooll

The funny thing with those offers is that it's usually Indians. So wtf r they actually planning to do? Fly her over there for a night, give her ten grand, n then fly her back?

Fuc'n lolz, magne.

I wish this site wasn't fucked so I could post screenshots of some of the lolz messages I get on insta. There's been some outstanding ones recently.

noel, did you run out of toilet paper there yet?https://i.imgur.com/osG9Hgv.jpg

Hit 1000 followers tonight. Got a few pretty big pages sharing her pics n giving her shout outs n shit these days.

Honestly didn't notice any change with the virus shit. Everyone says to do an only fans. I might look into it some thyme, but I'm not comfortable with sending nudes or any shit like that to people, so dunno if there's much point.

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Originally Posted by noel411

Honestly didn't notice any change with the virus shit. Everyone says to do an only fans. I might look into it some thyme, but I'm not comfortable with sending nudes or any shit like that to people, so dunno if there's much point.

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I think unless you get very lucky and she becomes some massive instagram celeb, your best bet for making real money is to have your girl insert things in herself on camera for creeps.

Yeah we're not really trying to make money so much. More so get free shit (bikinis, clothes, lingerie etc.). I need to start looking into how I can make that happen.

We have one 'findom' (Google it) at this point. But he's actually thru Facebook rather than insta. And he's not actually rich, so he's not that useful.

We'll prob sell her old bikinis too. Been talking about that. People ask to buy them a fair bit. I need to get active with it. I've just been sitting back watching the numbers grow tbh, waiting till we have more of a following to work with.

that's what's up. selling pusea and pusea accessories is fun and cool. You should sell her whole sale, feel me? Just flip that shit. 40 a lip, 60 for the split. You know that's bigg money. You know about bigg money?

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Originally Posted by Dooch

If some fucking skank prostitute can market herself it can’t be that hard.

It doesn’t take time. You should have all these accounts set up within a day.

Make some gifs, do a cam thing.


You’re the worst pimp ever.

You won’t even show us her goods.

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lol imagine getting stressed because someone else is $pace age pimpin. That's negative

there was a 4 page spread in one of the national papers here this weekend about Only Fans and how the lockdown has increa$$$ed numbers. some nice pics in that report too

one of the interviewees, a blonde who's easy on the eyes, makes $25,000 to 35,000 month off 700 subscribers. I'm not gonna do the maths here but she said a lot of her subscribers are currently spending $500 a month on her channel or whatever you wanna call. I guess one hooker's loss is another cammer's win

obviously she does the whole porn thing on her channel so I don't know what figures a girl could pull if she only posted bathsuit pics/vids or occasional nudes

another interviewee, a brunette with lots of tattoos, has about 250 subscribers and pulls in $6,000 a month doing the porn thing

I talked to her about only fans the other day. About just poasting her 'hand bra' pics and stuff on there. She shoots pics like that but I don't put them on insta. She actually felt like I was trying to pimp her, lolz, so I let it go.

I just know she can and should b getting money n free shit out of what she's doing. She shoots new pics most days n actually puts effort into it n gets great shots. Her following is growing pretty quick now. Already over 1250 after hitting 1000 the other day.

What we want now tho is a female following. People who follow her as a fashion influence or whatever the fuck u might call it. That way we might b able to get to fashion companies to give her shit to model.

She's thinking about doing some paid modeling work again too.

Max, I really don't believe she's doing anything like that behind my back. She wanted me to manage her insta page so it's all transparent. She gets loads of offers thru Facebook too, n she tells me about them n sends screen shots.

What’s the sluts name I wanna look her up.

This thread is basically just noel bragging about his hot girlfriend. We know about as much as he does about online thot promotion.

^I started the thread genuinely looking for advice cos I had no fucking idea what I was doing. Now I'm just keeping it updated. I don't have to if people don't want me to, lolz. There's not much going on here these days. This is the only thread I'm coming back to check on now n then, lolz.

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Originally Posted by noel411

^I started the thread genuinely looking for advice cos I had no fucking idea what I was doing. Now I'm just keeping it updated. I don't have to if people don't want me to, lolz. There's not much going on here these days. This is the only thread I'm coming back to check on now n then, lolz.

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For sure, but post a few pics of the girl to keep it interesting.

^I'll never poast her pics here, but I'd prob trust u enough to pm u a couple if u're really interested.

Hit 2000 followers a few days back. She got a gig modeling for a makeup company too.

No IG THOTS posted? Pretty Queer d00ds.

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Originally Posted by ShaDynasty

This thread is basically just noel bragging about his hot girlfriend

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Isn’t Noel a bum hahaha How can he afford to keep a model girlfriend around?