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Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus
LOL I thought a queef came out unprovoked (which was way funnier and made my childhood imagination more delightful), as opposed to being a lame ass air bubble.
I don't think doosh is bragging about his prowess as much as he's saying he enjoys squirting vagina, and this is coming from someone that wakes up thinking of ways to not support dooch.
I think Hound has been exposed in this thread.
How is anyone in denial of squirting?
Word. I'm not bragging at all. I'm telling anybody who thinks squirting isn't real that wtf, my girlfriend does it all the fucking thyme, always as a result of penetration.
I couldn't care less if u cunts even believe me or not. I'm just telling u.
I know I sound like a 12 year old virgin now, but does it SMELL when the geyser erupts?
I know I’m going to hell for saying this (looks to Hal Incandenza to pray for me) but isn’t squirting because a women blows really hard? I mean isn’t it the same for men when jacking off to porn as opposed to jacking off without porn?
you are always in my prayers zooruka. always.
no, but the sheets do after (faint piss smell but not as pissy as piss)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza
Now I'm curious to find out what the chemical make up of skirt is. Thanks Wu-corp!
It’s smells like pussy juice, that faint smell of love lubrication, obviously a bit more prominent because there’s more of it.
It’s a good smell, it tingles your animal reproductive senses.
From looking at the first page of results on google, it says it's basically urine and a fluid from the skene glands (female prostate).Quote:
Originally Posted by HANZO
I never really thought about this before, I've had gushy pussy before but never the super soaker thing that you sometimes see in porn. Never thought it was fake but it's obviously not something every woman does. Either way, clean your bedsheets after.
The stuff on porn looks like piss.
That’s not how my squirters looked. It was more like a pulsating weaker streamed Water fountain. Felt and smelled like the female lubricant juices. Never detected any urine smell.
But every squirter has her own style and I’ve only witnessed two.
My gf came home from a week long holiday yesterday. Before she left she hasn't been squirting much, n I brought it up with her. She said it was cos she hasn't been massively turned on lately, n forecast that when she got home from a week without me there'd b squirting.
My fucking word did she deliver on that. Lololololol. She was basically nonstop yesterday. It was intense. At the end I was just watching it as I penetrated her n it was non stop. Just constant, lolololol. Made a real fucking mess n I actually took a photo of the aftermath, which I'm not gonna poast, lolololol. Not only would my gf not approve, but cunts would just say it was water anyway.
I moved in with her recently, n I moved my bed n mattress in n got rid of her old one. When I carried the old one out of here it definitely had an odour. To me it smells a fair bit like urine, but def not as strong.
It really did make a mess at times. Toward the end of the fling I’d grown a little tired of it. But every now and then I think of it and reminesce.
Yours seemed like a real fire hose. That’s hot. But If I’m changing out mattresses I’m gonna start to get pissed.
We didn't actually change the mattress because of the squirt stains. We both just agreed we'd move my one in.
It is very messy, but I still always intentionally make her do it while she very half heartedly tries to stop me, lololol. If anybody has a good solution to keeping it out of the sheets n mattress I'd love to hear it, lolz. We just use a towel, but that's a pain too. It's not like we have an endless supply of old towels to use. And it still gets thru too.
this is gonna sound half stupid (well, you know me) but what about those plastic(ky) bedspreads they use for bed wetting kids? I don't know if they come in sizes for adult beds too (like for the elderly)?
I have no idea if that kind of item is expensive
of course, no solution for the sheets.
also : maybe not so cool a noise with the plastic when you're doing the nasty
Firstly you guys are sick. Secondly you can buy mattress protectors that fit over the mattress which should stop liquids and stains getting through?
It's not enough of an 'issue' to have to worry about your bed or whatever. The girl I met that was on some firehose shit sure, but hers was ridiculous. If anything just change out your mattress every now and then if it's her level (which you're supposed to do anyways). But the average girl that does it isn't going to be an issue and to be frank after a while it'll decrease as the type of attraction they have to you changes (or decreases). I personally think once they catch feelings it decreases and when they're fully familiar with you it all but ends but that's not everyone's experience. It's still gush when you eff but it won't be explosive or immediate.
Someone explained it to me as 1 of 2 orgasms and the second (which has little to no squirting) is preferred where as the squirting is based on just pounding and is not as strong an orgasm as a real one. For the girl that just squirts everywhere, it's not even an orgasm just something that happens once she starts feeling good sexually lol.
Years ago, I was with a chick like this. I'd eat first but when I did, she'd would constantly cum like crazy. She'd nut between three to six times and it would be a lot. I'd swallow it, catch my breath, and then go back at it until she'd be ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
Haha, get it bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
Lol. I did that to my ex. I'd eat her until she went to sleep. Some girls can't handle that. "Too sensitive" after their first nut, especially if it's a big one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dooch
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Due to the lack of Asians on Wu-corp we still haven't been given an answer to the original question the thread posed.
HAHAHahaHAHAhaHAHahaHAHA MY MAN IS AN ANIMAL WID IT AHAHahaHahAHAHAH!! G.O.d (echo 5x)Quote:
Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
Lol Ironman is swallowing, effectively, piss.
The mental image of him frantically trying to slurp up the juices while his girls box goes off like shaken can of tab is too much.
That shit puts hair on your chess lil nigga
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...XfVjw&usqp=CAU
The way it used to glisten off the chest hair in the bathroom light during clean up. True hetero shit. The kavorka- lure of the animal.
I’m impressed we got this many squirt stories. You fellas are taking care of business.
I bet Style had some squirt stories.
Ironman you are a true legend in my books.
when you guys throw out your squirt mattresses, let me know. i'll swing by and grab some pictures.
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Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
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Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
Ironman is goddamn Gorilla Monsoon
Style would have posted a Sistine Chapel level 3-d mural of bitches squirting in outer space by now with videos of him snorkeling through a squirt slip-n-slide. damn. RIP.
I think after awhile it would lose its appeal. I couldn't imagine fucking some broad forever and they are still squirting everywhere when they are post menopause. At that point the blend would be 100% piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
I was against the banning of Robbie and Sense-A, but thank god they aren’t here to ruin this thread.
”you know who makes women squirt? Trump. Biden is so old he can’t even get it up. Kamala Harris needs someone to make her squirt. She’s too uptight.”
Lolz @ ironman.
I don't think my gf's squirts r any kind of orgasm. Tho like I said she does it a lot more when she's really turned on. Or if we don't have sex for a few days.
As I also said tho, somethymes it's constant. Like it won't stop. I don't think she's having constant orgasms when that happens, lolz.
Maybe, she always tells me she's only keeping me for my dick, lolololol.
Our squirting history doesn't follow TSA's proposed theory at all. We've been together 14 months now n it sure as fuck hasn't slowed down, at all.
Also my ex DID consider squirting to be a kind of orgasm.
I'm just commenting on shit as I remember it, after getting up to date with this thread.
My gf is a nurse, n she talks about the idea of using some thing called a 'Kylie', which I think is like the plastic mattress cover sort of things u guys suggested. It'd b an unpleasant thing to do. Personally I don't really mind, n either does she, but it's ALWAYS on her side of the bed, so she does mind more than me, lololololol.
Yeah. With my ex, I would eat for the first nut, swallow it, and then fuck. Less mess on the bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
Because it's piss it isn't some volcanic explosion of female ejaculation lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dooch
What I am saying is that 100% of people who say they found a squirter in fact did not find a squirter: Nobody believes that you found a squirter and TSA didn't even know what to lie about when trying to join in on it "I don't remember my first time exactly but this is exactly what happened, thought piss was an STD btw" lol art knew better and kept quiet on the topic of sex like he usually does and the only one with any credibility is noel so the statistic is down to about 98%
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Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
This isn't "squirting" lol
When its time for your female to squirt, what is the preference on where they squirt? Do you let them bust on your face/chest, or opened mouth, tounge out slurppy style. How does the female money shot work?
LOL. I think it would have been more like. Trumps massive dong makes his wife squirt too much. Thats why he had to have affairs with all these porn stars, Melania just can't handle his manhood and be able to walk straight the next day. Obama didn't have to worry since he is actual a reptilian humanoid and Michelle is really a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus