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The internet is a tool to reach out to many different kinds of people around the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by jclyricalgenius
I never claimed to be a pimp. I just have super mario game.
Oh yeah, the internet is good place for haters to converge, i'm never thought wu-corp would be a place for that.
Oh yeah i'm not white snowflake.
Say tho slip, wasnt you an Tek goin round an round bout how you think you a pimp and you was steady reppin that shit? Gotta check tha first page. I broke my own rule on this post, I always check my facts first. Memory should serve me more correct than a good dope man tho.
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SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW FLAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
I scream that out everytime I see a white girl, they get mad and walk away all fast.
I dated a woman once and she turned lesbian after we broke up, now how's that for pimpin?
Yo slippy the pimp is right though, fuck all this vocabulary shit, if you knew anything baout pimping, you would know its about MIND CONTROL, MIND CONTROL AND MIND CONTROL.
Still, all that shit is irrelvant, I never claimed to be a pink suit stereotypical pimp. This thread is about how to deal with relationships, and everything that comes with it, not how many bitches does slippy slap around on a day to day basis. Truth be told, I never had to slap a bitfch to get what I want. If you have girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinity tha God
I'm the kind of guy your wife will take your hard earned cash, just to put gas in my ride. Considering what gas prices are, and I drive an SUV, it turns out to be a pretty penny. That's the shit i'm on, and you come home wonder why she's in a good mood today? That's b-cuz I fucked her on the pillow you sleep on, and you thoght that wet spot was from your own slobber!
That's pimpin backwards homey, you need to run lesbians back to the allmighty cock sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by marauder1
Most women are born lesbians, but some turn to lickalotpus lifestyle only after being in several bad reationships with men. I know a few lesbians and they all say that there's a stronger emotional connection between two women then with a man and woman.
The trick is build that strong emotional bond with her, show her that senstivitey you have, while still showing her your the man, attend to her needs first and then dick her raw, shell come back around. Some lesbians are just looking for a real man in the wrong places. Just make sure you make her reach multiple orgasms, the way only a man can and maybe someday she'll bring one of her ex-girlfriends into the bedroom.*;:Y
shuttup
Speak on it my nigga speak on it
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Originally Posted by marauder1
If you have a problem with my answers you should cease in posting up relationships, I can't be responible for you lack of ability to please a woman.:'o
Save me Slippy! Save me!
Slipaaaaaaaay, I got this chick I used ta fucks with that wants me to returned some borrowed money. Its like a bill. What do I do? It's been a year and she still dont get it.
I never can figure out if am actually some other poster pretending to be me traped in the spaces between are mindsQuote:
Originally Posted by TUCO
I've never had this problem myself but...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinity tha God
It's been a year, if she was gonna get someone after you she would have done it by now, if you don't want nothing to do with her tell her to fuck off. Just say Slippy told me tell you to fuck off you stink bitch.
It sounds like she just wants an exscuse to keep in contact with you. If you want my advice, fuck her again and borrow some more money, if she keeps loaning it out, keeping borrowing it. Let it build, she'll come to her senses when she can't make her car payment and your out riding.
slippy yo son this crazy bitch i used to work with sent me an email talkin bout imma find u...i think its beacuse i made her swallow my dick juice...should i leave it alone or should i beat her ass?????
i wanna learn pimpin!!!
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Originally Posted by bronzbody
what's the problem? she swallows dick juice, let her find you so she can swallow more dick juice. You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah but the problem is..she keeps sending me them wierd ass e-mails and shit...like one to threel words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
i will find u
why bastard
i hate u
thats sum strange shit slippy....i wanna live to see 25 u know.......
If you have e-mail adresses of her co-workers, parents, friends, family, techers, forward the message to all of them so they can see how unstable of a bitch she is. That should stop the harrasment.
If you don't have that kind of networking for her, then print out the messages and take them to the police, get her served a restraining order to her. If the restaining order doesn't keep her away, then you need to get yourself a big bull dike friend that beats bitches up.
The problems is she wants you to hit her so she can get you arrested on some domestic shit, she wants you to sit in county for a while and think about her and what you did and make you feel the same rage that she's brought onto herself.
And so begins tha era of slip knowledge.
Peace an respect.
One.:king:
lmao at this thread
step up to keep your rep up.
The Rep Grows Bigger *scratches* stay large... yada yada yada
ADDS TO THE POSTER ABOVE "ONE OF THE BEST YET"
y0o... slipster
i jus got outta a relationship, and it was like 2 years long... anyways... i mean i still love the girl, but its fading away, and she already seems to have moved on with some dude already and shit..its only been like 2 months... and the mutha fucka is lil bitch , and they all sprung offa each other... what would u do in this situation?
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Originally Posted by Razorsharp
This soley depends on the the circumstances surrounding your break up with her, and how close you were.
If it were me in that situation, I would completeley ignore her. Shun her, if she calls hang up, tell your peeps to tell her you aint home. If you see her in public walk the other way. If you guys were really close, this'll piss her off and she'll have to talk to you to feel right about it. That's when you cave, re-spark the intimacey and fuck her, please her, and then send her back to her boyfriend. When she's with him she'll be thinking about you and she should come back. It's also important to note when you guys do talk don't talk about her boyfriend, don't even aknowledge his existance, if she brings him up change the subject, Get her to open up and play off her mood.
However-
There's a certain population of womens personaitly type that this could backfire. If she's more aggrissive personailty, she'll thinks she's some kind of player- and then she'll be fucking you and him, and she'll think she's some kind of princess. Also be careful, if you ignore her to much she'll start ignoring you and it'll push them closer together.
The worst thing you can do is write her a letter or poem, or send her flowers or jewelery. Then she knows she has you. She'll be showing all her friends and her boyfriend they'll be laughing at your expense.
But if you want some real advice- fuck her- move on. On the scale of life 2 years isn't shit, and if she can move on so quick then she ain't the one for you. There's plenty of women out there that'll connect with you on a level where this should never be an issue.
thanks for the advice duke...
This thread=classic
how u get a christian latina chick to put out
the same way you get any chick to put out.Quote:
Originally Posted by VernakuLa
hmm, before i go away i can chill with a sexy underage girl(17), or i can chill with this SLAMMING blond chick who is fiening to chill with me, but she has a boyfriend, it's 1 or the other which would u pick
How to make my girlfriend to try 3ss, without risking that she becomes lez? I think this is your speceeality, Slippy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...e/cab0b193.jpg
How do I make her cook my dinners and fix me sandwiches?
yo slippimp
im goin to this party fryday and i really wanna fuck this bitch, and shes seemin all interested last time i saw her, but then sometimes she dont, so how do i approach her and get it done without her being like ah u dirty perv namean lol wat the fuck i need the advize
Stop being a pussy and talk to her. If she's looking at you call her over with your finger, be a pimp about it though don't be all waving and shit. When she says, I saw you looking at me, let her know- " I know you seen me looking at you, cuz you were looking at me" anyways........no matter how you play it just make sure she doesn't have no big essay boyfriend walking in the mall that's gonna whip your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Palehorse
Remember- "open ended questions" are the keys to converstation.
Make that bitch buy some Alize, and take you to the drive in. Works for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by VernakuLa
Sexy underage girls are easier to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by snapple
I wanna be like you when I grow up!
The important thing with this is you have to start on it in the beginning of the relationship. Let her know from the get go, your needs. If you need multiple women then you gotta let her know, if she ain't feeling it then you gotta let her go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slim T
There's another way, but you have to be in a relation ship for a while. At some point sex will become boring and at this point you can introduce ideas into the bedroom. Most women will work with you but you gotta give something in return. This when you need to recondition your mind as pimp. Is a threesome worth the price of watching some big black dude hit your woman off? My suggestion is..........what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas.
White girls.........just tell her. Shouldn't even be an issue. If she mouths off tell that bitch to pack her shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasper1134
Well you ain't gonna be able to fuck her at this party. Chances are she's flirting with you and at least 2 other cats at the party. Just play it cool, see if you can get her to the parties, after party. Then go from their, if she's not feeling you she ain't gonna put out, my advice.........don't say anything perverted. But don't beat around the bush either, it's like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Warrior
You'll never know if she's gonna give you some pussy unless you try.
I wanna be inside you smacking ass, yanking hair and calling you a slut...........and I mean that in with upmost respect and passion I can muster.Quote:
Originally Posted by MissReesa
Oh wow! Thank you
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