Humans Are Fish

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09-06-2007, 02:28 AM
Kriszy Substance

Shit yeah. By the way...HAPPY BIRTHDAY shithead...and I mean that in a very loving, endeared, un-shit filled way. I would start a thread but I prefer to stay on the wall...though you are a magical mother fucker Big Risk. Not a fly on shit or in a web...enjoy the celeb.

Back to subject....i can hold my breath for 10 minutes. The gills help though.
09-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Black Man

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Apparently Jesus and Haile Selassi I managed to be.

no, they didn't. when did either one of them identify themselves as god?
09-06-2007, 12:52 PM
Make~Sensi*

LOL, sure we may have evolved from a fish like creature But!!! we ARE NOT FISH LMFAO! for one we breath oxygen/nitrogen Gas, Fish breath Oxegyn (im not sure about nitrogen) Liquid. We breath through our mouths they breath through fins! and if that isn't enough, Fish Die when exposed to Air for too long, Humans Die when exposed to the sea for too long. If we are anything but human, We are Not Fish lmao.
09-06-2007, 09:15 PM
pill happy

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Originally Posted by Make~Sensi*

We breath through our mouths they breath through fins! and if that isn't enough, Fish Die when exposed to Air for too long, Humans Die when exposed to the sea for too long. If we are anything but human, We are Not Fish .

ha, well said, by the way i fuckin love this thread, i hope somebody has a good argument to this guys point, such a ridiculous argument, man = fish, its a testitment to peoples sharpness that your all making conving arguments though, fair fucks
09-13-2007, 10:08 PM
Cthulhu

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Originally Posted by Black Man

no, they didn't. when did either one of them identify themselves as god?

Well Jesus... if we are to believe he existed... did, according to scripture.

Haile Salassi I did not, but a whole lot of people believe he is.

The point wasn't whether or not they identified themselves as god or whether they actually are god (because I don't even believe in any kind of god), but rather that there are huge populations that are convinced these men were god incarnate.

It was an ironic, sarcastic response to your post about god.
09-14-2007, 02:17 AM
maestro wooz

water fountains, kinda like a whale needs to be watered when theyre taken out of the water
09-14-2007, 05:40 PM
Black Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Well Jesus... if we are to believe he existed... did, according to scripture.

Haile Salassi I did not, but a whole lot of people believe he is.

The point wasn't whether or not they identified themselves as god or whether they actually are god (because I don't even believe in any kind of god), but rather that there are huge populations that are convinced these men were god incarnate.

It was an ironic, sarcastic response to your post about god.

according to scripture (both biblical and quranic) jesus does not identify himself as being god...

"christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....

a whole bunch of people don't believe selassie is god....a small percent of the world population does....
09-14-2007, 05:58 PM
Huggasaurus Sex

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Originally Posted by Black Man

"christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....

yes that is 100% true. christians believe jesus was actually fish incarnate. hence:

http://www.smileyme.com/cool_sticker...kers_large.gif
09-16-2007, 04:31 PM
DUMBO

to Kristy's ass:
"you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.
09-21-2007, 11:35 AM
whitey

and birds are dinosaurs...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science....ap/index.html
09-24-2007, 11:17 AM
Slippy The Pimp

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Originally Posted by maestro wooz

This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

I agree with everything you siad but the last statment. The missing link is bigfoot that mated with a dinosaur.
09-24-2007, 11:26 AM
Make~Sensi*

LMFAO!!!!!!

Whales are not even Fish!!!

So humans certainly cannot be!
09-24-2007, 11:28 AM
Slippy The Pimp

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Originally Posted by Make~Sensi*

LMFAO!!!!!!

Whales are not even Fish!!!

So humans certainly cannot be!

I think wooz was poking fun at the upsurdity in peoples' logic that post in this section.
09-24-2007, 12:33 PM
whitey

the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.
09-24-2007, 12:49 PM
Slippy The Pimp

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Originally Posted by whitey

the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.

And who's the one deciding who goes into which box?
10-24-2007, 01:28 PM
SWAMP WATER

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Originally Posted by D.D. King (lateshowghost)

to Kristy's ass:
"you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.

When are you gonna kill yoself?
10-25-2007, 08:53 AM
Cee Oh Vee

you worked out the fucken missing link! you should be famous.
10-25-2007, 08:56 AM
Sexy Jasper

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Originally Posted by Humanface Huggah

mermaids are hot. but i think it would be boring to have sex with them because you'd have to just look at her and then release your sperm next to but not inside her fish-cooch and then she'd spray her eggs into your sperm cloud and then something magical would happen and merbabies would be born.

or at least that's my understanding of non-tetrapod chordate-sapien copulation.

On the plus side, you could get head underwater.
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