The Official Riddle Thread

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

ok he asks for water to cure his hiccups, scaring you does the same thing, so when the bartender pulls the shotgun, his hiccups are cured thus he says thank you. is that it?

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Spot on.

Props.

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Originally Posted by Rainy Dayz

u-god cds?

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Nope...Golden Arms Redemption is a Wu-Banga...

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

how bout a carrier pigeon or a boomerang, am I getting closer?

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Sorry not close.
They both come back...

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Originally Posted by STYLE

#2- javelin

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Sorry STYLE...Incorrect.
Nice try though.

The answer is quite obscure but makes total sense...

a coffin? advice?

Nope...

Are you asking for advice or saying that as answer ???

Hahahaha

I just thought of something, the peels of fruit are payed for and just thrown away, so is the shrinkwrap on cds, the covers of most things actually.

Yes, these were my reactions as well whe I was told it...
Thing is all of those things you mentioned all serve a purpose.
The answer...is bought just to be thrown away.

charity

Nope...If you mean throwing away your money.
You can't throw charity itself away.

It took me forever to clock it.......

I just don't care anymore

Hahahaha

is it an everyday thing ?

Not everyday no.

whats brown and sounds like a bell? Dung

Dung=shit, shit is brown, dung is a bell sound...etc.

a man is drivin on the highwya in the rain, he drives across the bridge where a truck comes at him and he has to swerve his left arm is broken so he looses control of the car and careens of the edge into a river with his driver window out of reach he cant reach to roll down the window...an hour later he is found by the police alive, why?

easy... a man comes into a town on friday and leaves 3 days later how did he leave on thursday?

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Originally Posted by JohnMilton

a man is drivin on the highwya in the rain, he drives across the bridge where a truck comes at him and he has to swerve his left arm is broken so he looses control of the car and careens of the edge into a river with his driver window out of reach he cant reach to roll down the window...an hour later he is found by the police alive, why?

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If you are gonna take the time to write a shitty riddle, at least punctuate and spell everything correctly.


















He was in a convertable.

there are six eggs in a basket
there are six people in the room
each person take an egg and leaves
how is there still an egg in the basket?

He was in a convertable?

edit: rock beat me

lol...no....and what does that say about you to answer a shitty question and get it wrong...(no need to reply)

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Originally Posted by JohnMilton

easy... a man comes into a town on friday and leaves 3 days later how did he leave on thursday?

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From Little Big League, the horse is named Friday

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. There is no visible escape.

All you have is a saw and a bed. how do you get out?

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Originally Posted by Rainy Dayz

in a prison theres a hundred convicts. everybody has their own celle og nobody has any chance off communicate with anybody. every day one prisoner is being placed in a room with white walls, white floor and white ceiling. there the prisoner sits for the rest of the day. this happens everyday and the pick off a prisoner is random, in theory a prisoner could be choosen to sit there 100 days in a row. the white empty room only consist off a lightbulb with a switch. the prisoner cant bring anything to the room, therefor not leave anything.
how can a prisoner know when hes the last off the hundred to being placed in the room?(everyone has to go atleast once)


this sucked, this is translated by me, so yeah whaeva man

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There are 99 piles of shit on the floor?

what has 4 wheels and flies?

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Originally Posted by JohnMilton

lol...no....and what does that say about you to answer a shitty question and get it wrong...(no need to reply)

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no need to reply but I will.

From what sense I could make of the question, that seemed like the most logical answer. Now, had the question been in ACTUAL English, perhaps I would have been better suited to answer it.

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Originally Posted by STYLE

what has 4 wheels and flies?

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a garbage truck

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Originally Posted by STYLE

what has 4 wheels and flies?

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A flying car?

lol...if u read it and comprehended it enough to attempt to answer, wouldnt that be complete english, lol...wanna try again? no...okay, don't then

is that plain enough for you

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Originally Posted by JohnMilton

lol...if u read it and comprehended it enough to attempt to answer, wouldnt that be complete english, lol...wanna try again? no...okay, don't then

is that plain enough for you

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Huh?....I guess not.

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Huh?....I guess not.

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well, i apologize i been taught not to argue with fools
i apreciate the little spat its been entertaining but unless you have an answer to any of the puzzles don't address me anymore, thank you

damn, this is a great thread. but I really couldn't find the answer to that heaven question hahhahahha thanks to yall, now I know :)

What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

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Originally Posted by JohnMilton

well, i apologize i been taught not to argue with fools
i apreciate the little spat its been entertaining but unless you have an answer to any of the puzzles don't address me anymore, thank you

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Show some respect. And contribute or answer a riddle.

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Originally Posted by wera

What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

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Devilish Earth Affliction Terrorizing Humans

DEATH

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Originally Posted by wera

What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

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ahhh the life question, the answer to which is God.

Time
Temperature
Matter
space
energy

all go in one direction and expand infinitely toward no end.

If you can answer where all these things begin and end, you are God.

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

ahhh the life question, the answer to which is God.

Time
Temperature
Matter
space
energy

all go in one direction and expand infinitely toward no end.

If you can answer where all these things begin and end, you are God.

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My theory on time is that time never began. Time is something developed by Human intelligence.

Temperature is a state of things. Just like sick/healthy, whole/broken. Blue/red.

Matter - don't have a theory

Space - there are theories, numerous theories, but I stick to the Big Bang one. The end is also theoretical. The universe expanded from an extremely dense and hot state and continues to expand today.

Energy - don't have anything.

Guess I'm not god, huh.

But my answer to wera's riddle is still Death.

temperature has a beginning though (absolute zero) which has never been reached, and is limitless as to how hot it can get so....I think I lost myself there.

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Originally Posted by wera

What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

temperature has a beginning though (absolute zero) which has never been reached, and is limitless as to how hot it can get so....I think I lost myself there.

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Starts but never ends. Temperature.

^^ Stick to the script.

Tempature can end if I know something.

Yup, death was the answer, but I had numbers in mind too ;) - I don't know, what do you think?

Time and God aren't the answers tho :)

Man who made it sold it,
Man who bought it didnt want it,
Man who got it didnt know he had it,
What am I?