Pure heat.
Pure utter fucking heat.
I hope you faggits are happy, you drove this guy away.
Pure, unadulterated fucking heat.
You saw life, brimming, and you just had to snuff it out!
Didn't you?
Pathetic.
Miss you 36 Chambers
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Pure heat.
Pure utter fucking heat.
I hope you faggits are happy, you drove this guy away.
Pure, unadulterated fucking heat.
You saw life, brimming, and you just had to snuff it out!
Didn't you?
Pathetic.
Miss you 36 Chambers
bateman your such an oddball
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
hahahahahahaha
Pork Eaters Running This Shit Son!!!
Patrick, in real life are you recognisable as the person who posts here?
If so, I think we should live together.
Ivonne says: (8:51:12 AM)
i get lost in your sarcasm
Ivonne says: (8:51:17 AM)
it's intoxicating
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:51:42 AM)
hurtful posts
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:51:51 AM)
your a real tease ivonne
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:51:53 AM)
not sexually
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:52:03 AM)
but in terms of social interaction
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:53:18 AM)
you make me feel confortable about lying, and then complain about it, and then telll me you have told me too much about you, so i try and even the ledger by lying about my own wild experiences, but this causes more problems, and then i finally break down under the immense psychological picture torture, and bare my soul.
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:53:20 AM)
and for what?
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:53:32 AM)
nothing, absolutely fucking nothing at all
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:53:41 AM)
hurtful, very very very hurtful
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:53:54 AM)
and you know im going through a tough time with wolf leaving the corp and all
· sean · disappear here · says: (8:55:24 AM)
i feel so used
aaaahahahaha.
This is the first time in the last few weeks I've enjoyed The Corp.
Oh, the irony.
You are so ODD
http://www.yourtownisnext.com/dana.jpg
Nicky, you're American, right?
Do you find Pat funny?
Serious question.
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWolf
Ok, im not going to put words in your mouth here or anything.
But has one person or thing been the catalyst for this sudden enjoyment?
And of course Nicky finds me funny, he's fiercely jealous, so emits nervous, but secretly menacing, laughter whenever i say anything.
sometimes.....he has that dry literary wit that i find intelectually comical.
But sometimes its jut unfunny if i dont get the references.
Are you insinuating that Fermi is the reason I have enjoyed this evening?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
And how do you even know about the PMs he's been bombarding me with over the last few hours?
Bird Bird, B Bird Is The Werd
Thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyTooch
I have based a lot of the last 10 or so years of my life trying to appear quirky and yes, i guess somewhat of an "odd ball".
So thank you.
Finger crossed it's working in real life.
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyTooch
The unfunniness is a by product of pandering too much to my own need for humourous satiation ( <-that makes little sense, if any).
I find pretending to be James Spader's character from Sex, Lies and Videotapes when talking to certain female wu tang fans online really amusing.
Others.... seem to not find it so amusing.
see, i got that reference
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by TheWolf
(i'll have to roll with this now, talk about backfiring...)
I alternate between thinking fermi is awful, to finding him funny.
His videos are funny i think.
She didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyTooch
Took it literally....
Made me look slightly weird....
Adding to the odd ball image hopefully.
He's all about duh arts and crafts.
He's like an unfunnier STYLE.
That's like being a wacker FreeMurda.
And he pushes up on bitches like and excercise.
women don't get alot of shit. They are mentally shallow beings.
I see.
(jots down)
This + Huggahs thread = mining of the social goldminez
I just burned my tongue
http://capitolposters.com/tshirtsoup/BRICKlarge.jpg
What does this mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWolf
Do i look like a guy who would post in the general chat section of an internet wu tang forum.
Hm, im not sure, i guess, since i post here a lot, I DO in fact look like the typical wu tang forum poster.
I have posted distorted and altered images of myself which can be found here, so look at those for a reference point.
I mean. In conversation. Not how you look.
Faggit
i was joking...
Nah im nothing like this in person.
I'm really quiet until i get to know people, then i talk nonstop shit, like a watered down version of here, and once you pass that level i just repeat the same contrived "alternative" slogans sporadically and enjoy awkward silences when they present themselves.
Dudes is going to be mad disappointed if they meet me in amsterdam if i go and if anyone else goes.
bateman i bet you could get blackula to sendmore nudes
Nevar.
I just send her phone conversations i have with my drunk idiot friend (it's true, ask her).
And she think my accent is funny.
Thats it really.
Most people think Im the funniest person they've ever met. I disagree.
People also think I'm extremely confident. When the opposite is true.
Deep.
haha
Yeah, most people tell me i'm the most attractive man they have ever seen in human existance.
But i disagree on the basis of the 1x3mm birthmark i have at the apex of my underarm.
most people dont get my anonymous movie quoting and weirdness unless they really know me.
I'm 4' 3" and weigh 280 pounds.
But I dont understand pounds, and my doctors body mass chart is in Stone so am unable to determine if I'm overweight.
One time, i faked a dead footed limp in a grocery store for shits and giggles.....and performed wonderfully i might add.
I just remembered Tomb could delete my sccount any minute.
i've never felt more alive.
Wow,Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyTooch
You don't have a sharp sense of underwhelming and under-appreciation and a lack of connection with the outside world, do you?
nah you're fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWolf
i'm 6'5" and 59kg.
but im white so i can't win at the nba
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyTooch
yes!
one time in an asian take away place, i grabbed some chop sticks and yelled "ching chong choppa stix" and did theese really erratic bruce lee arm movements with the chop sticks.
but asian people don't seem to like confronting odd balls.
hahahah asians are so non confrontational...
......this other time, in a Croation owned pizza shop i ran in and screamed SERBIA!!!! right around the time serbs were genocidingly offing Cro's and the lady chased me out with a broom...
ahahaha
those serbs and croats are so sensitive.,
holy shit, pat's 6'5?
Do you have a bitch ass Stylemaster fizzeek?
indeed....and smelly too. Showering isn't a part of their daily lives.
I was exaggerating in the same way as TheWolf,Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
I'm only 6'1"
And i weight more than 59kg's unfortunately.
First of all I would like to thank you all for attending this very special occasion – the unveiling of my best man speech! Those of you of arriving early enough may have also caught James and Vicky getting married, for anyone who didn’t, they’re the 2 sat over there.
I’d also like to mention the 3 beautiful bride’s maids, who, after getting over the initial embarrassment of all turning up wearing the same dress, did brilliantly.
And of course the AA, that’s Andrew and Adam, who truly were the 4th emergency service today. Because looking round this room I can see a few people who struggle to work out which part of the toilet to sit on, let alone which side of the church.
I would also like to take this moment to say how lovely Vicky looks today, and welcome her to the family with just one word; WHY?? Seriously though, we’re very happy to have you as part of the family.
Anyway, enough of all that, what can I say about James.....well I’ve known him for what seems like my whole life. Me and James have always had a good relationship, although we didn’t always see eye to eye growing up, we’ve always been bonded by our love of football and our disdain for Dad’s sense of humour (which, as this speech confirms, I have inherited!) We used to fight growing up, but which brothers didn’t? Except maybe the Kray twins, and look how they turned out!
Although James has always been a lovely guy, he has always had a slight temper. I remember a few years back he got in a fight with 2 men during a football match, the first man being me and the second being dad – all playing on the same team by the way!! At least it gave the rest of the team a good laugh.
James has always been ready to stick up for me. I remember the time I got my nose broken by one of the ‘bigger boys’ from the area. James was ready to fight him for me, well he was mentally ready anyway, physically he was about 6 months of sparring and gym work away. But it’s the thought that counts, and he was ready to get an ass whopping for his little brother.
- I’ve just realised this speech is making him sound quite violent, he’s not, and anyone who thinks otherwise, should try telling it to his face!! –
Really I’d just like to thank James for being such a good brother to me, and gving me the honour or being his best man on this special day. Also for letting me win, whenever we play sport against each other.
Now if I can ask you all to stand and join me in a toast to the bride and groom.
To James and Vicky: we all wish you a long and happy married life together.
But yes, in answering the question, my fizzeek is bitch like, like style's.
But i rock it well.
No body suits or flint stones rags for me.
what is with all you other countries and your damn metrics bullshit
what's with you seppo's being the other douche bags who don't use it? ...
*pours out a nigga 40 on the curb*
stay good wolf gawd nahmean ... keep da cipher culture gawd nahmean ... black man is gawd nahmean ... PEAAAAAAAZ