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What's going on?
Does palehorse believe a wu tang corp usergroup is a sinister grouping of homosexuals bent on bringing his blog down?
Does palehorse have a cognitive disabillity?
Does palehorse stick to his leather armchair during summer?
Why does palehorse enjoy foreign gyms so much?
I need answers people.
Why did Brock distance himself?
If those 2 got too close would the dough possibly morph into an arm-leg-leg-arm gingerbread mayne?
looooooooool
you have to love 'traps'...it's like the equivalent of correcting someone and their response being 'i knew that, i was just testing you'Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean Bateman
hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by SHALLAH JUSTICE
jesus christ waterskiing in hellQuote:
Originally Posted by SHALLAH JUSTICE
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Why did Brock distance himself?
If those 2 got too close would the dough possibly morph into an arm-leg-leg-arm gingerbread mayne?
seriously, brock is too busy following me and bateman from thread to thread in a failed attempt to get human interaction the only way he knows how. but the fact that even he thinks pale is an irrational vaginal wart is revealing.
So, I showed my friend this thread.
To which, he said the following.
You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't deserve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherein you survive without a dick, without a sphincter, without an ear, or even your nutsack. Or better yet, thread a needle with a string, then dip it in saltwater and jam it through your testicles, then put the same exact string in both of your eyeballs where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eye dog named Butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. When you get him to lick the peanut butter off, he'll somehow manage to choke on your tiny little shaft. Then he will die causing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead testy chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue Prius and live in pain for exactly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) Satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like Al Quaeda and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause she's fucking your cousin Steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and she dies and also goes to Hell to be raped by lava demons, where she'll get her cunt burned off for eternity, but your soul goes to Super Hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheist with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaining pieces of your infected nutsack off until he is forced to chew off your entire dick and shove it down your throat. You'll choke, die, and got to Extreme Hell and have your dick replaced with Hitler's dick and then they send you back up to Earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says 'I have Hitler's nuts!' And then when Jews read it they will get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to Butch Hell and 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9,000 gay people in New Jersey until Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong. Then when the Butch clones want nothing to do with you (because one of them ate your testicles off) please skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew tobacco and alcohol all over yourself, shove a rake up your butt and make yourself an anus just to pull it back out and tie it around a stalagmite in which you hang yourself on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your eyeballs and shit up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvula out of your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap both your elbows and knees rib your feet and hand off and stab all the bone ends into your lungs, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and watch as hellbugs and hellcrabs and small hellanimals crawl all over you and start to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of shit piss and sperm going into your mouth as hellrats and hellbugs and hellwasps nest living inside your organs and then splash stomach acid all over your face and chew on your own muscles and organs and tongue to prevent starvation and hellanimals crawl through your neck you choke on a hellporcupine and get spikes sticking through your jugulars and throat, then disconnect all your veins and arteries and stick the ends in your nose as blood comes shooting up your nose and filling your skull and shooting out through the small holes in your eyes caused by the needles then after months drown in your own shit. Eventually you'll wake up still with the shit on your face, surprised to see that you have all your body parts and get raped by Michael Jackson who died from looking at your face. then he cums on your bowling ball pancreas untill EVERY Butch clone comes and chews his nuts off and then the Butch clones cum on your pancreas and your face explodes. You come back as a 13 year old sexy Jewish girl in 1945, where you are in a concentration camp and you get gang raped by 666 Nazis and even Hitler himself gets so turned on by your sexiness that he ties you to the ground and smacks your face with his dick, trying to force you to give him a blowjob until he crushes your head and your brains come out and it dries to the ground so you are stuck there being cock slapped by Hitler, Michael Jackson, and your cousin Steve (who turned out to be weaselfan) until he dies and leaves you there until you die and go to hell, Satan rapes your family who is also dead. Then you try to save them and get hit by a warthog and Master Chief rapes you 7 times until his shield goes down and then he gets killed by the Arbiter who also rapes you until you have six new shit holes. You'll then lose all your precious body fluids through your new shit holes and you fucking evaporate. You wake up in your room, still a sexy Jewish chick, but now you're lesbian and you have a penis and you got Hitler's nuts back. You don't want to be a shemale so you go in your garage and force your dick into a toaster but you just crush and toast your nuts, you are too much of a pussy to finish the job. Your junk now dangle by a small piece of skin which you tear off to use to choke your mom who accidentally eats them and dies and you fuck her corpse until her rotten cunt infuses with your small pecker and you're stuck fucking her until you die and go to Incest is Best Hell still fucking your mom to be raped in the ass by Satan himself who will eventually get his dick infused with your butthole so you'll be walking around with your mom and Satan fucking you until their members rot off. You pump your mom's corpse's stomach and get your nuts and glue them back on and after escaping the seven layers of hell where you were forced to stick your head up a million goatses, you finally make it back to Earth where you wind up somewhere in Nevada and you accidentally digest a cactus from your rectum and then when you ask an albino for directions to the nearest hospital, he ends up being Pedobear in disguise who rapes you in your ass that is filled with cactus quills and he impales his dick and it gets stuck in there. He tries to squirm it out but it gets ripped off and he dies and goes to some dimension inhabited by horny naked girls. Lucky him. A few weeks later you befriend a black furry, emo, stoner chick and one day you get really high and fuck her. She leans over and notices your testicles are crushed and toasted and she leaves you and becomes satanic so she can go to hell and have a several way with your old girlfriend, some lava demons and now a gigantic foot. You get depressed and cut your dick off and bleed to death where you go to hell to see the hot sex both of your girlfriends are (no longer) forced to have with lava demons and the foot. This causes them pleasure but you can't get a boner or whack off because you cut off your dick, dumbass. While you are watching the three get it on in a semen covered gory, footy, orgasm, Hitler comes over, stares deeply at you then whispers in your ear "I want my nuts back" and he grabs your... I mean Hitler's nuts and pulls them until he accidentally pops one of them and his hand gets covered in his own sperm which turns him gay and he starts fucking you in the asshole but his shaft gets stuck in your butthole with Pedobear's dick and you take a very hard shit and you shit out both of their dicks fall out and you have watch Hitler eat the shitty, dicky concoction (see what I did there?) and puke them back up until your dick grows back. When it finally does, you develop a lava demon on black emo on feet on your first girlfriend fetish and you get the bad urge to jump in but you can't because you're in hell and all you can do is watch. You can't even whack off to it either or your dick would fall off and you'd have to watch Hitler eat it and puke it until it grows back.
Alittle long, but worth it.
The internet
A place were people practise being funny
Where's the "Burning Monk" album?Quote:
Originally Posted by SHALLAH JUSTICE
And now, after your edit.
were -> whereQuote:
Originally Posted by SHALLAH JUSTICE
practise -> practice
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Originally Posted by Sean Bateman
oh yes, there is a handbook for how to follow an 'ethering' or 'fail' on this site. It's the worst when people do it, and won't admit to doing it and keep doing it even after they ahve been exposed.
Or they will say.."Youre on my dick" or "You wish you was me" or "I'm getting pussy tonight, I dont care"
its endless
Yea well I'm cooking kabobs tonight on the grill.
Maybe I'll soak 'em in stronger ether first.
i think i have fully mastered ether deflection/redirection.
its all in the wrist.
http://web.tiscalinet.it/silviodr/javelin-lamar.jpg
bateman is the same genuis that said video footage wasnt a reliable source of info
yea....
mayne I totally Ether'D him in another thread:
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/984/fhb.jpg
Rocked his socks and stole the shirt right off his devil back DUNN.
hahahahahahaa yeah iforgot to rep for that ruby.
I say palehorse takes his GIN money (not be confused with blood money) and flies to the Outback down unda and reconciles their differences over dubstep and cawktails.
Then make a thread about it, minus the dough/lanky-panky smooch pix.
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Originally Posted by PALEHORSE
bro, you copy entire articles onto your blog without citing any source, that's what i was referring to Einstein.
CITE your sources fggt.
BTW I was in BORDERS yesterday and they had survival quick references for like $6 sources, face paint, and batteries included.
clown sex?
Clown sex is some of the best sex.
While having sex you always see a smile on the face of the clown.
Also, there are props like ballons, toys, horns, funny dances, etc.
lol fmj's the shit
http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-con...k-like-her.jpg
http://whofortedblog.com/wp-content/...ison_clown.jpg
clowns are odd and frightening.
http://www.alternatehistory.com/disc...1&d=1230264559
that shit is on sum Black Raaab WHOA!! type shit ^^^^
Yea clown sex and the 1%. Natures candy.
The conspiracy is every where.
i have anus of proof this exist
"I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? Cause, you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."
U-GOD is a runt like pandemic is to _____
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Originally Posted by PALEHORSE
you can't say 'is a' and 'is to' for this to work you fucking retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by PALEHORSE
LMAO
thats where passing the 7th grade would have really been a help to Paledick
I'm trying to figure out what's dumber, Palehorse making the accusations or bateman and panda responding to them.
dude beautiful rock, i know you wanna have fun and make fun of ppl but the effects of your beastment dwelling breasts and fly poker based pharaphanalia have not gone away. shut the fuck up lol
Seriously, I didn't understand much of that. Try again.
Don't you need some kind of formal education to be in the FBI? This nigga tried to use corn vouchers to get into Devry.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA