Ha. I think it's more like we r particular who we do it to. But we will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
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Ha. I think it's more like we r particular who we do it to. But we will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
so, how particular are you, queen? did you suck the cracker's cock yet?
Oh my. No u didn't. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
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that's a yes
when i was a sophomore in college, i dated this white girl that said she could never have sex with her fellow ofays because she said their dicks looked like 'shaved lab rats' (plus she was molested by a family member as a kid...anyway)...so that's what I always picture when a YT mentions their member. shaved lab rats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
http://publius.mu.nu/archives/kanga-27jan05.jpg
Y'all r trippin. Ha.
Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Before I read your post, I saw that picture and was like "Whoa, how did Pandemic get a picture of my dick?!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
mine is more like a shaved lab mouse
Ha. I'm sure that's not true.
If a girl doesn't give a BJ, then it's time to look for another one. I have even heard some fat girls say they don't give blow jobs? Are you kidding me? The amount of junk they put in their mouth anyway. No wonder they're single.
Ha. Fat girls need love man. Maybe u should get 1 check to cure ur phobia.
nah, queen. check is a twink. he likes bear men
I'm not asian. lol The black girls I've hung out with gave blow jobs. Well, that's right, the one fat black one said she didn't like to. But I didn't know that black women were known for not liking to give them? If a dude goes down on that girl, she should reciprocate, or get the heck out of dodge.
who the fuck said you were asian?Quote:
Originally Posted by check two
speaking of asians, i was recently dating one that i would go down on and she refused to give head. guess who isn't seeing an asian anymore
I was hanging out with an asian broad before, and she was acting all shy and stuff at the restaurant, and nervous about what to say during the first 'date'. And then when we went out to the car, she was slurping the beejesus out of my chopped suey. Go figure.
I hope the asian chick you went down on didn't resemble just about 99 percent of asian girls from adult movies.
i think the whole 'black girls don't give bjs, black dudes don't eat pussy' is just one of those stereotypes that, like most stereotypes, enough loudmouth ignorant black people ran with it and loudly proclaimed its accuracy, so white people who don't know any or many black people were just like, "hmmm...really? those negroes are so strange and different, ahahaha" and it perpetuated itself from there.
this is also why it is a widely held belief among the black people in my family that all white people don't use washcloths, loofas or anything and just share a bar of soap that they rub on themselves in the shower.
we'll see how that assumption pans out in here.
whats the point of this thread?
i do care when select members are banned....it was cool when ghostlaced got banned....id be cool if SID did 2....
but there are some cool people on this site.....id def chill with in real life if they ever wanted to come around
queen, you know you have to swallow, right? that's what white girls do. he'll be expecting it.
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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
That is a phobia that cannot be cured
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
Really? U expect that?
imagine if check two saw a fat girl wearing a flat-brimmed hat.
swallowing is a sign of love.
maybe not the first few times. we know how you girls like to pretend you don't do those sorts of "bad" things. maybe after the first half dozen bjs, you let us finish in your mouth and you spit it out. then you can say things like, "i've never done that before with another guy." and we will pretend to believe you. once you start getting into double digits, you better start opening your throat.
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Originally Posted by Pandemic
So is jewelry.
here you go with the jew shit againQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
or shoes, right QOP?
I've probably spent more money this year on buying my girl shoes than i have on anything aside from bills.
What's the point in giving a blow job if you're not going to swallow? Some girls should stop complaining, and just do it. It's full of nutrients anyway.
I have seen some fat girls with flat brim hats and it's disgusting. It's worse than a fat girl trying to turn a dude on by licking her lips that have cheese doodle all over them.
YES!!!!! Nothing like a fabulous pair of shoes. Man I love shoes!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
we have an entire spare bedroom full of my girl's shoes.
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Originally Posted by check two
So is spinach. Just sayin.
queen, do you use your vegan diet as an excuse not to swallow man-juice?Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
Maybe you'll suck off Popeye in the future?Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
Spinach is dope.
Ha. Does it have meat in it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
this whore (not in the perjorative sense, she was actually a prostitute) my cousin used to fuck with told me one time she could tell somebody's diet and whether they smoked by their jizz.
cool story bro.
what is it with women and shoes by the way? I just texted my girl to ask her and she just texted back 'lol i dunno u weirdo'
my girl has 5 pairs of brown boots that look virtually identical to the naked eye, but apparently each have their own designated uses. But sometimes, before we go out, she will try on all 5 pairs, and be all "Which of these high brown boots goes the best with this outfit?" and then I die a little inside
Shoes just make u feel fabulous. A gorgeous pair of shoes brings out a womans confidence. I buy so many shoes it's an addiction. I take photos so I know what's in the box b/c I forget I have them. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
I love ur girls answer. Classic.
Queen,
do you go to Payless?
^^^don't knock the 'buy one pair, get the other half off' deal
@QOP
ya she has polaroids taped to the front of the box of what the shoe's are inside lol
but what is it about shoe's that make you feel fab and give you confidence as opposed to other elements of your outfit? and why do women check out a man's shoes within thirty seconds of conversation?
Oh no. I'm not putting it down or those that shop there but hell to the no. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by check two
I don't know. I can't describe it. When I see a fabulous pair of shoes, my heart skips a beat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
Oh cause women can't be with a dude with busted shoes. Also we looking to see how big his feet is. Ha.