lolQuote:
Originally Posted by emperorles
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by emperorles
You niggaz owe me for my rhymes, I come to collect
For you dope fiend niggaz in rap, I here to inject, check
My style is water baby, spread it around
But when you niggaz don't flow it right and fuck up my sound
I get down; in '89 I spit the buck in the face
Of every mc that came in the place, a scar you'll never erase
Mc's are only recognized for their flows
I'm worldwide for the bitches, that I turned into hoes
You heard me spit it on jew-elz, that's how it goes
For all them faking ass niggaz and how I bust up they nose
And while your, nose is drippin, and drainin blood
I be standing over you screamin, what, what, nigga?! what, what?!
Niggas feel my presence, like I'm right in they palm
Cause a stormy day is coming, when you see me so calm, it's on
No more twin glocks, they jam up my plays
Now it's twin .40 calibre walther ppk's
I'm in the control of my game, you must respect me like the ref
Uh-huh, you disrespect you get the tech
I turn you fake niggaz on and off, like I'm the clapper
I rob so many niggaz, they should call me jack the rapper
I'll the illest nigga doing this, dead or alive
Gloria gaynor on you motherfuckers, I will survive
You can try to come at me, but do you want the kick back?
You snap inside the cage of a pit, and you get bit back, huh
My war is so tight, my drama so ill
Beef with me hangs around like a unpaid bill
I push these lyrics through any mc, and make it burn
So the niggaz who be rhyming next, will miss a turn
When you speak of who's the dopest mc, I don't come up
But when you speak of who's the livest mc, I stay what up, what's up?
I got stripes while you got strikes and bogus mikes
Do what bitch niggaz do best bite
You niggaz can't make up a law that I don't overrule, overthrow
Prim' brought bumpy these tracks so I can let you know
Before I slide i'ma leave you this jewel
Even mechanics walk around with they tools
It's the militia
this is style wars padawan tried to pimp the name
usin god's name in vain puttin shit in the game
most attempts amount to fame and post counts
but most wouldn'd doubt that the DJ lame
spinnin bullshit threads killin the nightclub dead
only kids left are a-holes stuck in K-holes
er'body else finished they drink and just bounced
wack choons similar to harpoons piercing the head
thru the ears the result of too many beers
i swears austrailia got too many queers
God's skateboard. Let Him go where He may through me."
"...." c.2009
my life is a nollie kickflip varial to manual.
Wait. I just read STYLE's post, is he text battling me? Fareal? Does he not know I'm fire fingers and does he not know what a multie is? farealfareal.
lol
well I fuckin' approve of it.
I'd also stick my muscular gargoyle dick in her furry arab fox hole.
I'll Stick My Refried Bean In Her Meat Taco
Man, with all this Middle East liberation, the world is gonna have a whole new sloppy mess of new whores auditioning for porn to look forward too.
2 girls One Camel is gonna be the new shit.
id stick my 419 scam letter into her email box
lolz
i would just fuck her.
id put some glitter on her fur
I'd put my dick in her dick.
i'd convert her to catholicism then do her in the butt and say "allahu akbar" when i come
i'd trick her into thinkin in osama's long lost relative and get my subordinate on..
id like to take her out on a nice date, walk her home and respectfully kiss her on the cheek
by that i mean "fuck her"
I didn't know they had such nice breasts...
anyway,I think her pussy is the bomb
no point intended. lol
Yeah, Arab pussy is really underestimated. A good looking arab is pretty much latina hot. They've got the lack of negro features but aren't pasty.
Hispanic
White
Indian/Semitic(Arab)/Mediterranean
Islander
Asian
Black
Blasian.... UGh
my curious george would explore her caves
i would fuck her with bacon wrapped around my cock and slap her with a roast pork.
YOU NOT FUNNY WITH THT SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! nOW GO SHAG YOUR DAD WHILE HE SHAGS UR BROTHER WHILE HE SHAGS HIS SISTER WHILE SHE SCISSORS YOUR MUM!Quote:
Originally Posted by Firm Handshakah
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Originally Posted by Fredy Mech
I THREW IRAQ AND THEN IRAN TO PUT TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK BUT SHE SAID ''NO! U KUWAIT''...
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Originally Posted by Ninja
except i think you meant to quote skampoe's awful joke:
that makes more senseQuote:
"YOU NOT FUNNY WITH THT SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! nOW GO SHAG YOUR DAD WHILE HE SHAGS UR BROTHER WHILE HE SHAGS HIS SISTER WHILE SHE SCISSORS YOUR MUM!"Quote:
Originally Posted by SKAMPOE
I need new testers* for my dope new urban-thamed dick riding website im doing.
i already got
-slim t
-wera
-brock
-slick
-tsa
-llcooldan
-artvendeahay
= steadily testing my shit for a while now
they just aint gettin in done right now though no homo, so i need some new testa?
Any takers?
*preferably white, no homo or nothing, its not that i have a prob with blacks on my shit, i mean, er, site, i just feel whites are better at understanding the feeling of fucking the black man.
-1.
So... you're black? lol
Damn, Ghost. I just hurt your feelings for the first time yesterday.
And since then, YOU have initiated all of your conversations by begging for my attention in various non-humorous fashions.
Even yesterday, I told you that this didn't seem like the recipe for fun and that you were acting like a spurned lover, but please feel free to continue, as I am interested to see how this effects your long-term mental health.
thats really great stuff ladieslovecooldan, thanks for the feedback! just the sort of stuff we're aiming forQuote:
Originally Posted by LadiesLoveCoolDan
this is just the type of blogging im looking for, for the site.
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Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED
Lace, do you come from a single-parent home where as a child you never got the attention you felt you deserved. Did you "act out" in school, under the assumption that any attention is good attention?
The healing can start now.
Will you let it?
"she's my very own American Beauty, neg rep spots when we talk"
-Vast Aire, "The F Word", 2000
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I already knew his real name which is not a big deal.
I even worked it into some craft macorgoonie type slang that your fatass didnt pick up on.
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Originally Posted by Slang Gargoyle
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