Dan Cooley Hall of Fame Thread aka Retarded Threads

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Originally Posted by ~GENERAL_WISE~

This just in......
http://www.bu.edu/globalbeat/jpg/scottmclellan2.jpg

Sources in the White House have confirmed that MASHPG is a fag and has created a bar for gay teens in chicago.

President George W. Bush had the following to say..
"...the FBI has suspected that Mashpg practiced falatio on multiple middle aged men for some time now and it truely hurts me that young America is losing its values..."

Rosie O' Donald, a zealot for gay rights, has also pointed out that multiple members of her G.A.P organization have contacted Mashpg for around 2 years. She had the following to say about the national coverage of the gay teen.
"...the boy is in a awkward stage in his life, so its okay to experiement. I am actually glad that he has expressed his gayness so well and created a bar. G.A.P will be sure to go there and ...mingle... with others there..."

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hahahahaha
THATS
AMAZING
lmao

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Originally Posted by biglrip7499

im fucked up
theres this bear
and this rabbit righ?
so their takin a shit in the woods... and the bear goes
"hey rabbit, u ever have the problem of getin shit stuck to ur fur"
the rabbit goes
"nah never"

so the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit

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lmao i dont remember wrtin this shit at all hhahaha

no doubt ma nigga

im maintaining yo nah mean,i see this shit everyday so i know ma limits no doubt

peace hommie...

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Originally Posted by cap

sup fam,
a friend of mine went to minessota-st. paul a couple months ago,and he came back with stories bout crack bitches,drive by's u know,ghetto shit.
does anyone know this place,and is it as ruff as he says it is??

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why is this in here??!!
i swear u guys are destroying this site.

What a whiner you won The COOLEY PRIZE!!^^^

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Originally Posted by biglrip7499

hahahahaha
THATS
AMAZING
lmao

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LMAO ....That's Funny

Hey I'm on here for the wu and all but are there any fit Ladiez on here. If so put some comments and photo's and shit on here. If any of you want some pics of me then just put in your email and I'll send you some of me!!!

Lol! Why Don't You Hit Up A Lucielle Roberts Chat Room Forum Or Something?

Cooley'ed!!

Hey people I recently fucked all drugs on da head coz I wanna sort it out but I still like talking about them and it's the only thing that stops me from doing them so I thought I'd post a thread. Aint done no hardcore shit, no smack, crack or acid but got fucked on pills, bass, coke, K with the obvious vodka n weed combination practically every weekend and had some fucking messy ones. Had some proper fucked up experiences, like on the way back from my first rave on a coach, I thouhgt I had a boost(chocolate wrapper) on my nose and once on K I thought the floor was moving fast as fuck and wouldn't stand on it in case my legs got taken out and who could forget there first experiece on E's, mitsi's they were and it was prob the best feeling of my life. Anyone got any experieces or wanna chat bout drugz then this is the place!!!

By da way I don't think they're cool, they can relally fuck people up, just to make dat clear!!!

I'm all about the Wu n shit but might aswell see if theres any fit ladiez on here, post some comments and shit on here or something!!! I never met a women who actually likes Wu tang but I'm guessing there must be loads on here and you are definitely my kinda women!!!

Hugs Not Drugs!

I look like Angelina Jolie.

Blah, You're Worse Than Simon On P.m.s.

ben if i had supermod powers id cooley all your threads and
then if you complained id ban you and tell everyone
you are my illegitimate child even though you are older than
me!:cheerlie: