Fake winner?
Yeah...
I dunno what a FAKE WINNEr is because in my opinion you even win or you don't. Speaking of winning... name the last time Cleaveland's done it..I dunno..in say the last 40 years. Name just one time they've won a Ring in you know, Modern Day, just one time they've won the World Series. Big bad mufcking Indians right? I'm gonna chill after this and let the season roll before I start actually arguing because this is all just warmups for the season buddy. Last year's embarassing letdown is officially behind me come tomorrow afternoon. You're going to have to load up with something else come Mid Summa/A-Rodtober.
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