May as well hit this as I intend to continue posting hurr.
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Name:
Evan
Cognomen:
Big EZ (No idea why, but I guess EZ is a good nickname for Evan?) (Update current nickname is Night Hawk.)
Age: 17
Birthplace: Massachusetts
Current Residence: New Hampshire, a few miles away from THE GREAT BOARS HEAD (Google that shit)
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Ethnicity: Caucasian: Primarily Russian and Irish (Half and Half roughly)
Religious Beliefs: Catholic/Nihilist (Depends on my Mood)
Political Views: Conservative >>>> Far Right >>>> Me (Anarcho Capitalism)
Education: High School (Assuming College)
Music Taste: Wu Tang, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jack Johnson, System of a Down, Dave Mathews Band, Matisyahu, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Busta Rhymes, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Rammstein, Infected Mushroom, Armin Van Burren, Cascada, Prodigy, Gwen Stefani?, Foo Fighters, Habib Koite & Bamada, Iron and Wine... You name it I listen to it.
Hobbies: Lacrosse, Drinking, Beirut, Drinking, Sexual Harassment, Smoking, Womanizing, Swapping Manly Stories, Drinking, Drawing, Writing, Swimming, Might look into surfing this Summer, Spittin' ma game at tourists (and wondering why they're coming to New Hampshire's Beaches), Hanging with my Bromosexuals, and Sitting around in Gas Stations. Also Packing Fat Bombs of the Grizzly is my thing now.
Personality: An asshole (or so I've been told) on the outside with inner depth, quiet unless cracking a raunchy joke (generally involving semen), generally a nice guy to everyone though, a firm believer in Bros before Hoes, an avowed sexist, possibly a future alcoholic (stupid depression...), not Jewish despite heritage and appearance, Don't try for girlfriends, though I have some female friends, because like money, mo' girls = mo problems, getting action at parties is smarter IMO, and simply put I'm "EZ."
