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02-10-2011, 04:03 PM
Dooch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

^^ Good idea. Just whip the dick out and let's save some time........cause if it's small, Imma need to leave. No need to get home, get undressed and then see the dick and pretend it's huge. In fact why stop with just one guy........every dude in the bar whip ur dick out and the best one wins!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

U don't pay attention...........I don't wear makeup and my hair........ugh. Anywho........

If u need ur ego stroked or something just let me know, I'd be more than happy to set aside my true feelings for 5 minutes and do that for u.........:thumbup:

no thank you, unless your buying the drinks ms. independent
02-10-2011, 04:05 PM
TSA

im mean you don't have to REALLY shave her bald, but still, niggas have to start doing that shit, it's reveals the truth of allah.

niggas thought this bitch was a straight dime
http://www.motherjackson.com/wp-cont...ey-Spears1.jpg

until the truth came out

http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uplo...bald-crazy.jpg

where as jolie, who is actually fine, is less fine bald, but still fine, she passes the test bruh
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca...jolie_bald.jpg

i dont even know what im talking about, im sure it's related to tectus being a fag somehow
02-10-2011, 04:07 PM
Sir Artsdradamus

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSA

http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uplo...bald-crazy.jpg

is that freddy mech?
02-10-2011, 04:07 PM
Queen Of Poetry

Yes Dicky I think as a woman we should see the dick up front......how is that on some freak shit??? I don't wanna waste my time and energy just to get to the gettin it in part and duke got a tiny penis.....just whip it out during appetizers and then I can decide........K?
02-10-2011, 04:08 PM
Dooch

thats why Demi Moore is a dimepiece

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sTXQphjYS_...haved-head.jpg
02-10-2011, 04:10 PM
Dooch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Yes Dicky I think as a woman we should see the dick up front......how is that on some freak shit??? I don't wanna waste my time and energy just to get to the gettin it in part and duke got a tiny penis.....just whip it out during appetizers and then I can decide........K?

thats fine.....but your full of shit. and then you better deep throught, take it to the face, and be a slut.

i mean, if ur gonna be that particular..
02-10-2011, 04:10 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Poopsnagle

TSA is the livest person on this site. Endless swag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

these brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye...they grow up so fast.
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4395807_n.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2857485_n.jpg

but yeah queen. this thread separates the english from the dutch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSA

aye nigga shave that bitch bald.
just find some fuckin dweeb from hell like you, and shave her bald.
if she's fine when she's bald, she's fine for real, if she's ugly when she's bald it's an optical illusion, that bitch its trying to birth you ugly seeds in the name of hair dye.

hahahahahahahahahhaha
02-10-2011, 04:12 PM
Dooch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Yes Dicky I think as a woman we should see the dick up front......how is that on some freak shit??? I don't wanna waste my time and energy just to get to the gettin it in part and duke got a tiny penis.....just whip it out during appetizers and then I can decide........K?

but again...THIS IS WHY YOU SUCK.....this exact statement.

ive known girls like this, and they are all fucking talk.

if u want the dick, than get it, nothings stopping u
02-10-2011, 04:14 PM
'

sounds like all talk.
02-10-2011, 04:15 PM
Professor Poopsnagle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art Vandelay

is that freddy mech?

HAHAHAAAAHHAHAAHAA!

TSA can fuck my bitch, he based.
02-10-2011, 04:16 PM
Queen Of Poetry

Ok well it's not like Imma ask to see any of ur dicks so it don't matter..........
02-10-2011, 04:16 PM
'

kanyes ex girlfriend was a bald bitch

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4gx3MkptNy...e_469x4074.jpg

she kind of looks like a 19 year old boy who just got back from Parris Island in some pics

http://www.sohh.com/img/amber-rose-3...9-07-08-03.jpg
02-10-2011, 04:17 PM
Dooch

whatever works for ya, who am i to judge
02-10-2011, 04:22 PM
Uncle Steezo

i don't even have a phone right now. i lost my iphone and ain't no replacements. after 25 years steve jobs finally fucked me. fucked me good too.

i refuse to pay another $400+ for a new one and i refuse to pay $200 for any other kind of smartphone. i'm workin with a $15 prepaid right now for emergency only.

inbox me tho.
02-10-2011, 04:23 PM
SKAMPOE

kids...smh
02-10-2011, 04:24 PM
Queen Of Poetry

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

i don't even have a phone right now. i lost my iphone and ain't no replacements. after 25 years steve jobs finally fucked me. fucked me good too.

i refuse to pay another $400+ for a new one and i refuse to pay $200 for any other kind of smartphone. i'm workin with a $15 prepaid right now for emergency only.

inbox me tho.

Check it
02-10-2011, 04:25 PM
'

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

i don't even have a phone right now. i lost my iphone and ain't no replacements. after 25 years steve jobs finally fucked me. fucked me good too.

i refuse to pay another $400+ for a new one and i refuse to pay $200 for any other kind of smartphone. i'm workin with a $15 prepaid right now for emergency only.

inbox me tho.

lol.... why didn't you pay the $5 a month to insure it dummy?
02-10-2011, 04:26 PM
Dooch

skampoe.....the ghetto rican girls you may pull....

all logic goes out the window....its just like a free for all...if you got 2 g's in your bank account, they will kill for you.

I got a PR friend who is just like you....overweight, ugly, married..well not legally, but its his "wife"....

he thinks he's playing these girls but they're really playin him. I'd imagine you'd be worse cuz this nigga is authentic Bushwick BK, and your just some scab from the burbs of Connectacut
02-10-2011, 04:29 PM
Sir Artsdradamus

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

i don't even have a phone right now. i lost my iphone and ain't no replacements. after 25 years steve jobs finally fucked me. fucked me good too.

i refuse to pay another $400+ for a new one and i refuse to pay $200 for any other kind of smartphone. i'm workin with a $15 prepaid right now for emergency only.

inbox me tho.

AKA, didn't pay his bill
02-10-2011, 04:37 PM
Dr. Simon Hurt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair

kanyes ex girlfriend was a bald bitch

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4gx3MkptNy...e_469x4074.jpg

she kind of looks like a 19 year old boy who just got back from Parris Island in some pics

http://www.sohh.com/img/amber-rose-3...9-07-08-03.jpg

yeah butt

http://www.celebrityodor.com/galleri...r_rose_016.jpg

http://www.celebrityodor.com/galleri...r_rose_004.jpg

show me a 19 year old boy built like that and we'd all be fags (so homo)
02-10-2011, 05:15 PM
CEITEDMOFO

ITS EASY TO BAG UP FUNNY BITChES LIEK QUEEN, I REMEMBER ONCE THIS BLACK CHICK DISSED HER MAN TO CHILL WIT US SOME BLACK BROAD FROM NEWARK

THAN MY BOY SPIT INSIDE HER MOUTH IN PUBLIC WHILE WE WERE DRINKIN IN A IRISH PUB CALLED SHANNON ROSE
(I LIKE TO CALL IT SHANNON HOES)
, SHE LATER WENT TO MY CRIB FOR THE TRIZZIAN

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EASY BITCHES

TOO BAD IM INTO THICK BLONDES
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5...5385135396.jpg
02-10-2011, 05:20 PM
'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandemic

yeah butt

http://www.celebrityodor.com/galleri...r_rose_016.jpg

http://www.celebrityodor.com/galleri...r_rose_004.jpg

show me a 19 year old boy built like that and we'd all be fags (so homo)

i didnt say she wasn't built.

that whodie is built like a thoroughbred.

i heard she got a huge payoff to be silenced from kanye, so she wouldnt run to the media about his darkest knight secrets.

wundah what he's hiding.
02-10-2011, 05:25 PM
Dooch

puppy love, gorgeous face, amazed by her lip gloss, cherry scent when the princess spoke yo it bounced off
02-10-2011, 05:28 PM
CEITEDMOFO

ROB DONt EVER TALK BAD ABOUT MY WHORE AMBER WHILE SHES IN MY SIG

PEACE
02-10-2011, 05:46 PM
Uncle Steezo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair

lol.... why didn't you pay the $5 a month to insure it dummy?

there is no such plan. all of my other apple products are insured...dummy.
02-10-2011, 06:00 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

there is no such plan. all of my other apple products are insured...dummy.

your telling me ATT wont let you insure an expensive iPhone?
02-10-2011, 06:06 PM
Queen Of Poetry

Quote:

Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO

ITS EASY TO BAG UP FUNNY BITChES LIEK QUEEN, I

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EASY BITCHES
TOO BAD IM INTO THICK BLONDES
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5...5385135396.jpg

U mean too bad u can't handle a sista so u go for the Beckys.

U will never have the swag like Zig.
02-10-2011, 06:17 PM
'

are you implying he can't handle the immature verbal outbreaks or scorn?

fuck that shit.

if i wanted a migraine id walk into a lil b concert.
02-10-2011, 06:17 PM
Uncle Steezo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair

your telling me ATT wont let you insure an expensive iPhone?

NO THEY WON'T and my ass is still bleeding.
ask anyone with an iphone.

*waits for toofless to come in n stick a salty finger in my anus.*
02-10-2011, 06:19 PM
'

that's insane.

maybe it's to prevent insurance fraud.
02-10-2011, 06:29 PM
CEITEDMOFO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

U mean too bad u can't handle a sista so u go for the Beckys.

U will never have the swag like Zig.

http://galileoace.com/Uploaded/2010.04/facepalm.gif

I HAD BLACK DOMINICAN BROADS ALL MY LIFE
:thumbdwn:

LIGHT SKIN BITCHES IS IN JUST ASK SHALLAH PRINcE
http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/1...2081184526.gif

[QUOTE=Robbie Sinclair;2047649
if i wanted a migraine id walk into a lil b concert.[/QUOTE]

BASEDGOD WOULD HEAL YOUR MIGRAINES
02-10-2011, 06:31 PM
SKAMPOE

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

NO THEY WON'T and my ass is still bleeding.
ask anyone with an iphone.

*waits for toofless to come in n stick a salty finger in my anus.*

both my siblings have iphones, my eldest lost his a month ago he too got fuuucked...he found his lost one the next day and sold it to my lil brother for 2 bills lol :no:

but yea, for some reason they dont allow u to insure the ifones...dats gay
02-10-2011, 06:32 PM
'

how about renters or home owners insurance?
02-10-2011, 06:35 PM
SKAMPOE

ahahahaha here in BPT CT they dont allow us to have renters insurance lmao because of all the burglaries home invasions and crack head caused fires around here lol
02-10-2011, 06:42 PM
Dooch

sounds great. you must be so proud.
02-10-2011, 06:43 PM
Professor Poopsnagle

ahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair

how about renters or home owners insurance?

That should cover it. My iMac got smoked and Apple repaired it for free even when it was outside of the warranty period. Even when it was repaired the thing kept fucking up and rebooted at random so I turned it into a birdhouse.
02-10-2011, 07:26 PM
Queen Of Poetry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehovallah Daprophett

ahahahaha here in BPT CT they dont allow us to have renters insurance lmao because of all the burglaries home invasions and crack head caused fires around here lol

Seriously??? Damn WTH! And u stay living there?
02-10-2011, 08:03 PM
TeknicelStylez

wow this shit went off subject quick...

If all it takes is cologne and alcohol to fuck dime bitches, these girls must be dumb as bricks. Not ever bitch got low self esteem or doesn't know how to carry themselves in a party environment, these are the ones you wanna go for, not some 18 year old smizzy thats throwing up on herself while you're fucking her.
02-10-2011, 08:17 PM
Queen Of Poetry

^^ real talk. Finally someone that gets it.
02-10-2011, 08:20 PM
BRONZBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSA

i ain't saying he's soft.

This is america. white people can't emotionally function without alcohol and black people are too arrogant to chill the fuck out and quit being ass wipes.

the problem is white people need to drink to be human beings, but black people are already human in a white society so they're screwed.
i'm not saying he needs to drink, he need to GET WHORES DRUNK.
WEAR FLY COLOGNE.
CHEW BIG BOY GUM.
IGNORE BITCHES.

that's how you get bitches dude.

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Owner/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-6.png[/IMG]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4443992_n.jpg

at this party, like many, me and my dude just sat there smelling like Gods. In a place like Nebraska where niggas have 0 swag and go to american eagle when they wanna get peak levels fresh, niggas are like sharks in a fish tank bruh.

so we just sat there SMELLING LIKE GODS while our peers SMELT LIKE BEER DOGS AND MILDEW. and bitches were taking turns to meet the young famous smellin niggas. period.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3752924_n.jpgevery now and then I'd get up and flaunt the my swagger, but minimal interaction with hoes unless they come up to YOU and start trying to spit game cause you're clean as fuck.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4395807_n.jpg
All cause a nigga smells good, looks good and dances all night long nigga

mind you i wasn't even that clean there,

then when i got real fuckin clean bitches were acting like the young swag was bobby brown knee deep in the COCAINE era
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5499450_n.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2857485_n.jpg

this is all real spit dude!
all you have to be concerned with is how fresh you are and taking care of your mother. You can't waste time thinking about bitches, cause if your a clean ass nigga they'll fuck and that shit's hitting two birds with 1 stone..but im ONLY concerned with the cleanliness, the pussy's like a side effect dude LOL

LMAO!!! my nigga!!!!

Is You da ILLEST nigga in Nebraska!!!!!

but yeah my nigga style knows his shit. but a big nigga like me, i play on my strengths, im funny as hell so i make women laugh, women here in austin love to laugh so i do that. being a former bouncer, i really dont do the nightclub shit anymore so ill run up on a chick at a 25 and up jazz type club, no unnecessary mothafuckaz in skinny jeans and shit. ill talk to em for about 5 minutes, yadda yadda, make em laugh....then walk the fuck away....5-10 minutes later, shes lookin for me, askin me why i walked away we talk she drinks(i dont drink)....number gotten.

plus i eat pussy till i burp....that's gotta count for something right?????

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