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:vroar:Skid marks are still better than yellowheaded dick. I use baby wipes. I don't get skid marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
Everyone here knows who I've been fucking over the years.
When was the last time you got pussy that you didnt have to pay for?
you are flat. a butt with shit hanging out. a sardine smelling pussy with nasty long hairs. you tried to get me to fuck you when you had a yeast infection, like wtf, you're a digusting vermin
As if I'd ask for anal from a bent dick.
You still want my pussy. That's why you can't leave me alone. As soon as I came back you wanted to fuck with me. Youve made x amount of accounts just to fuck with me. You need a good look at yourself in the mirror. I know it's not a nice picture and you find it hard to look at yourself but you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Everyone knows you're a rich, ignorant, cold hearted, boring, useless, cry baby white boy who's spent half his life trolling as a career.
Is it any wonder why your life hasn't got anywhere? Cry some more.
Everyone knows you've been waiting for me to return. It's fucking obvious. As soon as I came back. Boom. Troll in my face.
I didn't come back for you. I just didn't have enough drink and drugs last night.
You choose to troll as a career. Take some responsibility for your own actions.
And I'm not fat. I'm normal and healthy. You're just skinnier than a spare rib. Ain't my fault.
Come smoke me or pill me under the table, you fucking pussyole.
No bitch wants a bent, puss filled, yellowheaded, stank dick. I feel sick I actually went near it. Again, I was extremely desperate at the time, and had no idea there was much much better dick waiting for me.
J can get it up now. He likes me fucking him. My long pussy lips makes his dick feel good. He don't come for my arse but for my pussy. Long pussy lips grip dick nice. Extra sensations you won't get from a teen. Real men know. 8 years j has been eating my pussy.
You've proved my pussy is hard to give up. 8 years being lonely!!!!!!!!!
How many have you actually pulled? Pics or it didn't happen. Whores you've paid do not count.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
Come show us your girlfriend then.
Who wants to fuck anyone that can't get them hard. You cum in under 4 seconds. Fuck. Not worth getting undressed for.
You've seen how fit j is, right? Of course I can pull a much much better looking fella than you.
Again. I was desperate at the time I fucked you. 3 years. If I'd have met j instead of you that would've been the greatest blessing.
J gets pussy crawling all over him, and he don't need to spend a penny on those Whores. He's got infinitely more game than you. And he's fucking good at eating pussy. Why do you think I haven't asked for your mash up dick for last 8 years. My pussy has been getting eaten the last 8 years. J fucks me good too.
What makes you think I wouldn't go for any other man on this forum. They all have dicks. Dick is dick. I ain't too bothered about a dick going in me.
J ain't in love with me. He just likes eating my pussy. Risk jail for it.
Show us pics of these good looking girls you've pulled then. You must have some pictures with them if they're that good looking.
If someone is willing to go to jail for my pussy then it's only fair they get to eat it. Not some faggot that hates the smell of pussy.
I'd sooner eat pussy than go anywhere near your puss filled yellowheaded mash up bent dick.
You're just lucky I was desperate enough to want to fuck you.
I'm in a better place now, mentally. I haven't needed no shit cunt dick for a very, very, very long time.
Film yourself inhaling a cigar and post it here. I need a good laugh.
Tongue before bent, puss filled, yellowheaded stank dick any fucking time any fucking day. Like your dick is something special. Pussyole.
It bends to the left, don't it?
If my pussy was so stretched out then why would I want a 3 incher to fuck me again? Before your stank dick too.
You only post news articles. Like we can't all read the news ourselves. Basic 2-bit pussyole you are.
Who makes long journeys to fuck someone who can't get them hard? You think your stank dick is too special.
Still waiting for these pics of the good looking girls you've pulled.
You know yourself you've chatted shit your whole life. Your life is just being a shit troll. That is what you choose. Don't cry to anyone about your own choices. Cry to someone who cares. You're a cunt to your mum and dad. And they're still looking after you. You've never lived in a place on your own. I bet you don't even have to pay rent cos your house is paid for. Pussyole. You know nothing about being a man. You is a pussyhole through and through.
30 fucking years old and blaming mum and dad for his choices. You choose to troll. Till this day you still choose to troll. You don't get it. You need to get out the house and eat Jasper's cock already.
I'll be honest. You are the ugliest cunt I've ever fucked. Again, it was out of desperation.
You drove for miles, 3 years in a row to come fuck me. If you was pulling better Wtf were you doing with me? You're still trying to make out I want you back you deluded shit cunt.
If only your parents knew what you choose to do in life. Their son choosing to be a basic 2-bit online troll as a career. Would they be proud? If you were them would you be proud of you? You're living the troll life. Just list how many accounts you have on this one forum alone. Sad troll with nothing better to do with his life. There are decent humans running for their lives, they deserve to live more.
Still waiting for these pics of pretty bitches you've pulled.
Life is unpredictable. You must want to go down as wtc's biggest troll.
I never need someone to grass on you to recognise your basic 2-bitness. Internet does not equal education.
Wu-Tang is rapping over Creep by Radiohead right now.
Maybe we should print out all the shit you've chatted in all your shitty accounts when you die. We'll make it into a book. Fuck.
8 years, a couple of one nighters, a boyfriend, and 3 phone calls to the cops later, j still comes to eat my pussy. He recognises good pussy. He appreciates good pussy. He gets nuff pussy but he'll always come looking for my pussy.
Who eats your stank dick?
Your back feels like a rocky beach with all the moles you have.
Digging my nails in your back is the last thing I would want to do. Rather touch a real leper.
Remember you want my attention, not the other way round. You wanted to fuck with me as soon as I came back, not the other way round. You asked for it. Pussyole.
You must forget I choose to be nice. When I don't want to be nice I will fuck yo Ass up.
You are the most embarrassing cunt I've been with. I'm ashamed. Wish I could turn back the clock.