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Originally Posted by #StonerSloth
Charles, you can make money donating plasma at CSL Plasma. I believe it's $50 your first visit and the $20-$30 your next visit. You can donate plasma twice a week. In the summer, you can cut grass. Now, in the summer, cutting grass should be good money for a guy like you.
Think about it, Charles. You have no excuse!
Ya'll can think what you wanna think about me and I don't care. I went to see my therapist today and he's gonna have me see a psychiatrist next week so I can get a referral to get tested. I asked him does he think I would qualify for disability money. He said I have to get tested first and then find out if I qualify for disability money. So I have to see what happens next week when I see the psychiatrist and see what her diagnosis is. The therapist told me today that his diagnosis for me is A.D.D. and depression. Money is the only thing that would make my depression go away LOL. If I was to get a full time job doing what I like, I wouldn't be depressed. It's that simple. Ironman, I'm not interested in cutting grass. I used to do that when I was a teenager for a couple of neighbors.
The Hound, there's nothing wrong with me wanting to spend money on a club stripper i've been intimate with several times because I haven't seen her in a long time. You act like i'm gonna spend all my income tax money on her LOL. I'm not stupid. The money i'm getting from my income taxes isn't enough to pay for car repairs because I didn't make a lot of money last year since I didn't have a full time job. I do got 2 bills to pay, a credit card and car insurance. Olive Oil Goombah, when have you heard me complain about I blame people for my problems? White men job bosses are the only ones i'm mad at for not having a job. You trying to tell me it's my fault that I don't have a job when I've emailed lots of jobs and they ignored me? How about these jobs need to put their phone numbers in the ads they place online so unemployed people can call them instead of just leaving their email when they know they aren't gonna respond?
would money make your ADD go away too?
Probably not. I figured I had A.D.D. because that's the same thing as a learning disability. That's why I've never applied for high paying jobs that I've never done because I feel the work may be difficult for me to learn because of my bad comprehension.
The inability to defer instant gratification and work towards a long term goal to better your situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
I'm sure you had a great ancestor who did this in sub-saharan Africa and died of dehydration during a drought.
Why is your movie dialogue comprehension so incredible though?Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
That's what I would like to know because I'm good at memorizing movies, rap song lyrics, basketball players and football players names but I can't figure out how to do a job i've never done that I think may be difficult. My parents have said the same thing you said and I don't know why my brain lets me remember stuff about entertainment but I can't remember stuff about school subjects and how to do a job.
Congrats on your new girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
Thanks man. I'm happy for her to be my woman because I think about her often and I told her that yesterday. I told her that her body is hot and it's hard for me to stop thinking about kissing her body. She said wow thanks.
If she is your girlfriend now, then you don't have to pay to be intimate with her anymore?
True. I don't know why I said I was gonna pay her for intimacy when I get my income tax check LOL.
Shes giving up her 3 kids for adoption? What age are they?
They are in their twenties.
Lol
LOL@Check Two and Sideshow Bob hahahahahahahahaha. Her kids are little and they're in elementary school. She has 2 sons and a daughter.
lmfao exactly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob
Charles your therapist is a fraud. I'm not an expert but I honestly think you have some type of autism. You have incredible comprehension, you just can't do anything with it because you're a total fuck.
Someone with ADD wouldn't be able to repeat step by step what he sees in every single Tyler Perry movie ever made in perfect sequential order, nor would they be as repetitive as you are or one track minded. You have great comprehension but you just comprehend very useless stuff.
You're also the worst breed of nigga alive. If you're brain was 'normal' you would still be one of the biggest burdens/assholes on earth because you have a generally self-centered parasitic outlook on the world and the people around you. You're suffering because you don't care about anything but immediate pleasure and that's why I think your depression is also a misdiagnosis.
Your personality makes it hard for you to care about anything but your own consumption. This makes your life totally baseless because you have on real relationships with anyone outside of your of immediate pleasure and are stuck in a cycle of feeling unfulfilled, lonely, and worthless as a result.
If you tired to live for something greater than licking feet, eating roast beef, posting women on the internet and self-pity you'll come to find that your life isn't that bad and can be better. That is when you decide better isn't eating more roast beef and licking more feet.
nigga wtf are you talking about LOL I really hope and EDUCATED MAN LIKE YOURSELF doesn't get your money selling plasma. You know way too much about the process to pretend otherwise but I'm willing to take your word on it. You shouldn't tell Charles to do this because he'll end up killing his self dude lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
Someone that hasn't even tried working you're now telling to go sell his blood.
I don't know if this was an attempt to get a certain reaction out of me or what. Why the hell would I sell my plasma when I make close to $20/hr+overtime. TSA, think about it. CSL Plasma and cutting grass isn't a secret or anything new. The only thing Charles would have to endure is a needle in his arm for an hour and long lines.Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
Ouch!Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA
Haha I almost considered doing it once, because I thought it would be funny to take the money and put it towards a concert or baseball game ticket.
Charles, it's not that paying your stripper for sex is bad but rather an example of your poor priorities in life. In this thread you talk about your money issues how you need new clothes or you need car repairs and yet the first thing you'll do with your tax return is see a stripper? This is why the thread about helping you manage your money exists. Your management of your money is terrible.
There should be an intervention episode.
His dad w/ the bad breath, the mother, the successful brother and wife. The intimate strippers with their kids, Wucorp Gen chat generals.
The counselor pulling a slice of roast beef plus a 90's action dvd out of her brief case like paraphernalia - asking what it symbolizes.
TSA kicks over a lamp.. storms out the room.
Ironman says "ouch"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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About that life Bitches
Fuck you you spoiled bitchmAde punk.
Awe you don't wanna cut the grass? Pussy.
Oh you don't wanna inherit two vehicles cause you want a new car? Pussy.
Oh you can't handle a free house and paying taxes and utilities? Pussy.
Oh you want government money but you wanna live for free in a nice neighborhood? Pussy.
Fuck you, they shouldn't give you a dime.
Waaaah I can't mop a floor I have a learning disability!!!!
Pussy.
Hey asshole you don't get "high paying jobs" without experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
And usually you get promoted from within.
Your parents spoiled you rotten.
Your mom probably still cuts your meat for you and rations your ketchup usage.
This is the first time you ever made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by check two
If I spent all the money I had on intimacy with strippers, I'd be living with my parents and drive a broken down car too.
Unless you're Donald Trump?Quote:
Originally Posted by Olive Oil Goombah
ZING!!
Trumps already been CEO and president of several positions.
He's taking a pay cut to run for public office.
Yeah but i'm saying hes getting a high paying job with no background in politics. I'm sure some of those skills are transferable but also a lot of them are not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Olive Oil Goombah
Im pretty sure "The Donald" has a pretty impressive resume. He's been involved with politics for awhile now.
Some of these career politicians would be completely useless in the private sector.
I used to donate sperm for about $50 a pop at the fertility clinic. true story. charlesjones forget about donating blood and spread your genes like germs. it might be the end of society as we know it
The most impressive thing about Trump's resume is he has a few billion less than he would have if he did absolutely nothing with his inheritance lol terrible business man
Are there actual career politicians in the US? Over here they pretty much all come from the private sector in some way.
The man is not a failure. lol. If he is then I guess Einstein and Edison were too because most of their inventions failed.
The guy calls himself a republican and now people want to get angry and question his business acumen.
Well, that's politics I guess .
Anyway, Cruz, Rubio, Obama, Sanders..... All career politicians.
This is the problem with Washington today and why Trump is winning.
It's a bunch of cronyism Run amok. Nothing really new.
This is why Trump is popular. He is perceived as an outsider with no strings attached to lobby money.
Whatever the truth is, trust me, it won't affect Australia.
this is by far the most over hyped and overblown election I've ever witnessed.
We got an ideology of hate that is happening right on several continents, motherfuckers making their own wives subhuman, actual genocide, mass murders and people are shitting themselves over Donald fucking Trump.
It's a joke you motherfuckers across the pond have bigger issues on your plate.
I don't think charles is going to qualify for disability. If he has aspergers for example, those people still have to get up and work. They will also see he has held down a couple jobs for an extended period of time.
A tough job market that makes someone want to give up, won't be taken into consideration by the government. I have a feeling the options presented will be medication and local career counseling outreach for ppl struggling with adult add or mild autism. They can get a foot in the door regarding companies who hire ppl with disabilities and have quotas to meet.
Didn't he already say that a therapist told him that he doesn't have a problem and he doesn't need unemployment money?
He's just lazy, straight up. I've never heard of anything as pathetic as "I'm scared of high paying jobs"
That's a fucking stupid comparison lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Olive Oil Goombah
Not unemployment... Permanent disability income
Same shit, he wants money for nothing either way and a professional has told him he shouldn't be having problems and he said somewhere else he wants disability because he doesn't want to look for work lol
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Originally Posted by CharlesJones