Welcome to the Wu Dojo

sicker then gun clicks that lead to a whole lot of messes when foes get infections... ( poison lessons )
lleadin to steel erections, both sides, tgunami ammy flysqueal and lay guys...
( you's fuccin with a suicide )
body,cockies,inlobbies, without even popping,rags with sleep dust coating..
( you money loafting??)
figure,figures,to manufacture quicker,and produce street willywonka tickers...
( jacob lenders??)
something that im sportin got you bumm bumm bummed...
something that im frontin got me hunnies with gunn gunns nd buns :D
punkin teletubby buddies lava surfin while lava lurkin where ever i be working..( crooked lawmen )

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A yo, Don't bother unless you god blessed
I'll put foes to rest and cause a bloody mess
Get sh*t off my chest I'm the best
Who don't say yes ?
Have a game of chess
Your queen is mine she get wine and dined
I'm to refined
My source of creation or birth undefined only revealed to the Divine
Sip grapes off vines
See my thoughts choke fakes like braches or twines
Who's got the rhymes that catches nothing but fine dimes ?
Yours trully
I represent it more than fully
Automatically brake fakes kill snakes
Eat of the best plates
Highly-rated never debated
Babies get ejaculated in the cleanest purest ovaries
Enemies found in obscure places like the obituaries
Pull em' out of their existance like tooth faries
One aint enough call you bluff you aint rough

:king:

^ big still.......

rougher then your average... ( drinks lastin?? )
body slammin, larger cannons... ( retire randy savage )
expression slashing, mid sections collapsing.. ( mother wonder wha happenin)
body untackin, pawns on the board jus laughin... ( strobes then scatterin )
you suckers wont get saved by the bell.... ( DING )
late for classh, auto's automatically fly you to hell... ( screaching fleeing )
ski masking, fuck maskin, front line spraying.. ( MAIN KINGS NEED NO TAMING)
MVP cant you see, working for the BIG G.o.D.. ( left, right nd centy )
aquire,wires,cause of liars,runnin unscared leaves me tired.. ( why sir ?? )
arch angels, dark tales'n, leadin to aye-my-k-mail... ( trap your soul nd get no bail :D )

Word much love for dollar bills
Gold diamond studded grills
My speed excells
Verbal spells
Upon them they fells
No one really tells
It's water planted in wells
Oil fields where it dwells
Send wack foes to hells
Time to go ring bells


Will this sh*t ever cease
Maybe if someone gets diseased
From east to west challenge the best deaded the rest
Made em' confess
Felt the wrath like a breast got pressed
Milk released attack like a beast
In their girls womb like yeast
No infection minor detection always use protection
Correction it's my selection
Pointed in the right direction like an erection
Perfection

My flows over-throw pharoahs
The path narrows
Shoot em' with arrows in the air like sparrows
Care for the share-hold so they told got bold
Still they fold
Stocks sold
I'm gauranteed all the gold
Even when I'm old

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Word Moneys like fly honeys
Keeps your days sunney
Without it life aint funney
Some get rude no not you dude family feud
Interlude strippers in the nude
Twisted to restricted so get resisted
Some like to be assisted
Shop in any spot up and down alot
All my foes in hell they rot
Hard to hold too hot
Sail through thoughts like yachts
Be hitting mc's off like by the flocks
Be coasting near the docks close eye on the locks
Seashore debree over rocks
Doc spock's aqua marine socks
Bought shipment give it a thought
Oh well to bad they got caught
Live on tape like date rape
There's no escape
All sizes any shape
Wild like a jungle ape
Explode ovaries like a grape
Cumm over their faces like a drape
Flee incognito with Batman's cape
Move past any gate
Smash it on em' like a broken plate
Package up the crate before we move out of state
This rhymes top ten I rate
And the doe is all mine like leaves I rake

*D

signature tools, no finger to move... ( look at who ?? )
pullin moves,wearin shoes,small cat like tim-buck-two.. ( be mafia voodoo )
losing cools, is something im into...
trick foo's,now i, pitty foo's..
some think it pittyfull, real men say its spirtual..
the ones who make street life critical..
codes is real biblical, partying with bodies onthe serial... ( nd on vin )
not even drunk on gin, still rob your kin... ( no sin.. )
big tings,
i want your life nd dreams,
my whole life i scheme,
for dollarss nd creams its what im into
fuccin people
in the tummeis with airsofts then big dum dummies
mans think it funny
til i douse him with my honey
from my mag full of loving
straight fucking
straight jumping when i leave youon the floor
body no more
soul trapped in my draws
along with the other 187 or saw ... ( 2 perhaps if i had more money for gats )

infectious belivelance credits be needed checkin... ( before any mu fuccer wanna make a move
i did big moves
nd still do
so what is it you want to get into
small food
cause im large like ordering 100 lobsters at a fine dine seat food,
cause i also serve mad crills,
that i use to rock mad jills
nd jack's nine nd girl,
its like im living in atime whirl,
how my money cirucalte within the circle like a time kill
pill get the pic....
bill is what igotta pay
so anyone gets the antibacti spray
if they infecting my ways..
birds,zips,onions,packs or 4,
quarter notes,
then a ki note
back its all the same you silly new jokes......
got cubans,
q balls,
huge falls
of that heron you wish you were swimmin in that waterfall'ndcrawl...
quater pounds and halfa pounds,
leave silly rabbits getting tricked by kids'wigs a fucced up cut,
why this sucka got a blush,
i slapped with the bun foo gun but....

Karate chop
Off the top counter drop like a soda pop
Pass the mop
Dish up some slop for shorty Do Wop
Pass me the mic time to excite
No sike slide down the turn pike
Outta sight gaurd your third-eye right
Left is on the theft
So what do you accept ?
I intercept whatever you expect
Take respect with supreme intellect
Stay on the subject
Tape recorder eject
Cross me and you a reject
My rhymes detect what your head tries to protect
I got the mental gullotine routine it's obscene
Squash Beef make it lean
Mean money making machine
Only fuck pussy that's clean
Seldom seen check out the movie scene
Me and the beauty queen
Been had em' all since I was a teen
Even during halloween
That one came to me dressed as a sex pheene
I'm all for the Cream
About me girls dream
The whole cheerleader team
No other than me it would seem



:stroke: :cheerlie:

splendid, blendid,
lyrically congested,
flowing like my weapon...
of choice,
pat your waist,
for the piece,
real close to groeans...
this shits annoying,
getting high
only time
ican commt to over come
the over flow of memorey
capcity
i sustain nd tame
so i dont holocaustly
vanish bodies
in the air all lofting,
be mothers mourning,
shits annoying

So let's see the score board
Crowd roar
Left you more than poor
It's me that they adore
Fuck your whore
Left her pussy tore
You do my chore
Like mop the floor
While I hit your girl through the back door
Enough about her though
I'm a talk about the doe
How I crashed your show
My wicked flow
Magnificent glow
Took it to them front row
Leave you like a car that needs a tow
Bet by now you know


:yes:

smokin cats without no filter..
charcoal on the grill when we mr winter..
flip ya grill ya now i gotta grip up..
lookin like a puppet when i pull the strings on the rachet..
match it and get sparked up quika then a rabbit or..
here, queer, mere, pear, snack on you if you tryna get a meal..
steal, peel, steel, real, deal, squeal, seal, feel, real defialed....
mediocre mild, buffalo wild, hustler style, hunnie alway get viled...
for the slight nights that bgins out the night light in after hours..
always going back to time like austin powers..
and money is time nd time is money aint shit funy when i plot on you dummies.....

now i skipped back in the mix, cause im back for mthe mist, and back from the shit....
you couldnt understand,or even comprehend, fiends is friends cause ghostface said be nice to the crack heads..
cause who suppotting the world, i know it aint youand your job wih you two lil girls..
man i run in for diamonds nd pearls, fuck the furs, only dead animal is your pet onthe carpet. when you walking in front first to the bloody doggy faucet.............
use your face to mop it, then have you body mob kid.. ( its soft biz )
stoopin lower then stoops, with hoooligans nd goofs playin the wound... ( that how it do )
bodying cats i dont recommend, setting up aquaintances and then being friends makes my heart not icy with wind numb to begin ......

born to ice once or twice
entice in ya head like lice
turn men to mice
chop a stick nigga like rice
first i pay respects to the rap sense
then i use my pen and slay
prison dorrs barring
in the dojo sparring
i bow to my enemy grab da mic cord
and i whip out ma lyrical sword
for da quest da tournament i claim my reward
a rhyme drive by eniticated in a ford
particapated in the rap game bettah then killin on da boards
when i come through they pray to they lord
cuz im nice wit da scythe and not to bad wit da axe
ma shit flippin niggas like flap jacks
guns in da backpack whats so ill?
if it get hard best believe blood spill
1 2 3 im going for the kill
100 200 300 dolla bills
u know how i feel
steel ta dome
22's 24's spinnin chrome
light a niggas chest up like E.T. phone home
i spit acid leave nuttin but bones
and i leave da murda scene alone

benevolence irrelavence
testament hell i spent
hustlin rocks
shotty pumpin cops
gotti pushin rocks
hottie hitta spot
hitin da body witta glock
beat continuous neva stop
where they get got and get shot
smoke pot whinin like a tea kettle
crack in the back drug pedal
headpeice fractured by ma metal
lead beats mo trees den a meddow
follow cock swallow
easy peasy lemon squeazy
imma baller like off da heezy
wuts up?
shut up
get got
what the fuck
bleedin from da snub
drank a irish brew pub
i popped e witta bitch in the club
konichiwa bitches givin me backrubs

gasoline nd oil cleanse your cuts...
when i toss you ass into the bath tub...
firey wishes, with no witness sentence...
some call it serial, few know its relevanace...
i got the control, to mold nd unfold..
unravel when im razzle dazzled..
new damn fangled semiautmatic jammas..
haev you silly fools preped up for your funeral pajamas..
arithimitic,planning essential pix's nd sticks..
wanting kane more then man kind..
wanting more brains then torturing with syanide..
souls arise, from crimson tides, causes affiliates to enact suicides..

Alright what's been happening
Time for some rhyme clapping
Mc's on their toes tapping
Choke em' like the mic cord I'm wrapping
My dick they wanna be jacking
Like the guns I'm packing
Lick off a shot to their thoughts their brain rots
I rule all up in their drug spots
Hot like pans and pots
Bullets in my clips rock
All through-out blocks chicks around me flock
Faces left in shock
Point gats at you like the hands of the clock
Time's up sands through the hour glass slip like strands
Got your ass
Fled before police harass
Trespass through your place left you out of gas
Get out of jail free pass but that won't last
Make you history as in the past



:W

When i hit the stage and spit the blaze niggas think i fired a 12 guage/
freestyle for 12 days with no shelter, just a flashlight in a dark cave/
My flow out of this world like Andre 3000's clothing taste/
I hate to break squads up, but ya block got money and i got product/
I didn't wanna abduct ya wifey, duct tape her mouth, and videotape our fuck/
But i'm a nut for nuttin' on hoes,and sluts/
Your in the cut, i caught you creeping and gave ya testicles cuts/
I'm what ma feared i'd grow up to be, a looney tune mc/
crooked cops puttin' bugs on my phone, i cut the pigs ears like bunnies/
For the love of money your own wifey will clap you with a gat dunny/
niggas rap funny like stand-up comedians, no way i'll collab with them/
But i'll rob em' for all their bling, and pistol whip em' that's punishment/

^^ okay im sorry to say but that one did not meet up with your standards... cant even reply to that one...

:)

....

Some quick shit to speed things up a bit
Play with your bitches clit
Slide up her slit than cum on her tit
She loved the shit
Told me how she liked to watch it spit
Like rhymes with spicy wines grapes soft off the vines
Nobody dare fuck with my mines
I've stole more hearts than cupid's arrows on Valentines
Capricorns' with their fly uniforms all up in their dorms
Test average they pass like Norms
No diggin up in dirt like worms
Libras' got tamed like zebras had em' smoking like cheeba
Their hearts running fast like cheetas
Aquarius' pussies left all watery like ocean tides to carry us various
Nealry did bust with so much force I did thrust
Did my best not to cuss I know about me they'll never fuss
Easily gained much more of their trust
Tauraus' never said ignore us my nuts they explorers
Off came all their clothes they wore less in the nude with finess
Plus they love the fitness stuck to them like business
Can I get a witness ?
Geminis' never lies looked all up in their eyes left em' creamy like pies
And a few marks all over their thighs
Leos' made more sound than radios' had em' on all fours for days yo
Needless to say they got a few A's no
Cancers' made a few glances then jumped around like prancers
Took off my pants and they was dancers certainly not pranksters
Aries' like princesses don't like messes
Only me up in their dresses
Like a proffessor to me their many confesses
Virgos' there it goes
Nobody knows oddly enough with bodies that were Godly
Had em' saying golly plus all up on my lolly
Jolly ranchers like for example Molly
Scorpios' know the scores, slept on floors some labeled as whores
I had sweat coming out their pores
Pussy probes left no spores
Capricorns' bought a few ice cream cones pictures of me in their domes
Even wrote a few poems with their names engraved in stones
Loud moans sound amplified by microphones
Pisces' no didn't smell like fish pussy raw like sushi on a dish
Most only wish caught up in the mix
They all loved the pool though like my stick
So many if I were to name I couldn't pick
Sagittauraus' just right out notorius
Fierce like amazonian warriors no other worries
Sharp visions never blurries
Pussies hot like cooking pots of curries
That's all twelve zodiac signs fakes resign lose their designs
At all times like different months I get my shines



O:)

i cut thru emcees like hacksaws
get em all puzzled up like jigsaw
whats d word out there,am a feared entity
cos i bang on fools and they dont no my identity
its funny how this niggas wanna make enemies
but the shine in ur hand,u become frenemies
i dont do all bling bling ice cream rap
all them emcees show that rap has got a big gap
with ur mouth so open,u start to yap
i beg for the world,pls shut ur trap
if u wanna survive,then go sell crack
cos we dont need survivers,so slash that track
if u catch me in a good mood,i make u cry
if iget in a bad mood,then i make u die
dont be fooled by my words men i dance with wolves
u cant be me men so dont get in the groove

u aint got shit on me u stupid ass pimp
feel like u got shit,ma son u just a whimp
who d fuck gave u head n made feel like a gee
u dont exist in ma sphere so be weary of a gee
who be dis ashewo wey dey mess with the god
i aint one of ur mail hoes,so dont mess with ma rod
thats leadership so u no i rule in this land
i dont kid with ur type cos y'all gayin ur band
when i bust,shut the fuck up u stupid homo
i only gave u eight so u no d numero uno
anything blowin here means i top d game
i needs no advice from a dude thats lame
in the dojo,u should no that ci fu rules
techniques to make u recognise that am so cruel
so when i step into d dojo,take a bow
cos every move that i make gets u askin how

yeah

How'd you step inside the dojo and start talking mojo
This aint no show hoe
And you aint my bro yo
Your head best be bowing listen to what I'm allowing
Your mouth in fear so you start swallowing
Did you lose sight in the dark unconscious in the park
Dogs bark at your death mark
I light you up like a spark
You looking like Narc
Where's your wire it doesn't matter you soon to expire
Like you either sick or tired
Either way you getting fired
Stupid liar
You know my rhymes you admire
Your soon to retire
Never began yet still your mouth you ran
In this here dojo my rank is 9th Dan
Even got stripes around my belt band
You wanna rhyme first learn how to use slang
Maybe instead you should have sang
Fool your head can't hang
Get out or get thrown out the dojo man
You heard what I said you wanna make a last stand
Your blood is gonna flow all over the beach like sand
I don't give a fuck and that you better understand
Try to shake my hand
Brake your bones hear em' crush through microphones
Send you to no-where zones
To meet the rest of the clones
Leave the mic alones you don't even bother writing poems
Jokes is what you write talking about a fight hand me the mic
Then you'd get it done right
Before late night you dead despite
Your head I'll ignite die is what you might
Put roaches on clips like your stupid lips
Till you walk retarded with your hips
You know nothing of trips unless it's your head in chips
You can't afford the dips
Your stupid head does flips
On you I take massive shits
And when it's over spark them spliffs
See you later like the ocean drifts



:king:

dumpin waves, like em free willy days...
pullin plays, only steve madden see's..
i crossed em seven seas, on paper please..
dont try to play.. strategies you pay ta see...
play my cards rite like i was playin the house..
i was playing my spouse before she moved in under my bellt...
walking tall like walking stilits..
pop a weasel pop a wheely.. ( tires screaming )
flowmaster doh snatcher, butterfly catcher..
pitta patter with your face when i trigger bigger figures from my waist..
disgrace a mate with one eye watchin like cap-ten back..
hold dat, mold, shacks, with mats gettin the dust pushed fast..
twenty two, thirty cal, four fifth, fifty missed.. ( pissed-dismissed)
accusations when im buggin.. ( schemes aint nuthin )
plan something and bang dumplins when runnin places of lovin..

Witty city slang hits ya with the impact of lightning while ya spliff lighting i'm writing/
Niggas hiding money they owe the god, pistol whip frauds bar biting/
Exciting hotel scenery of me and Hov's bitch puffin' greenery, who's mean as me?/
Spleen pulled out the outsider outside the telly, dead witnessess ain't seeing me/
Hip-hop fanatic, bring the static, bust the blindfolded stainless steel skill havoc/
Trmendous rachet blow you backwords, he fell through the attic/
Semi-automatic rap tactics practiced only for deadly use/
Got juice orangeheads get put in a noose, nosey neighbors faces bruised/
Take ya shoes to show off robber skills, right hook combos build guard ya grill/
Knuckle up, or give up i have no mercy still an avenger runnin' shogun drills/
Show son real aggression, expressions hostile from deep depression i'm ill/

...

A Yo I ran into some hoe ass nigga
Talking fagat shit and so I had to pull the trigga
Said he was a President but his rhymes aint Def like Jigga
In his mouth cumm like Jam he was a fagat nigga
His distinct manner retarded grammer
So I slammed him with the hammer
No next episode cause his brain I had to explode
And his gayness had to be exposed
Quickly of him I disposed
He coudn't keep his eyes on the road plus he a sounded like a toad
Rippet, rippet, rippet...

At sixteen stood this homo pheene
Who had a dream that his mother at him would no longer scream
She had never bought him any ice cream
So he said she was mean
He was baking like a bean
Plus once raped by player on his own basketball team
Only three months and he thought he could gleam
But his rhymes like his life are on low beam
His mind constantly floating down stream
With sperm brushing his teeth this kid was right out obscene

:point: *D

running through houses like it was a marathon...
one after another till my gun jammed on don...
oh shit hopd the sink when he exploited his clip..
he exploded his tips while i rushed for the bricks..
escorted wit the artillery like guardin the brinks..
leavin silly rabbits a stiink trix like pullin zips from her pink..( and not from her nips)
holdin corners like sidewalks do shoulders.. ( jus gettin lil older )
brandishin eagles'nd stem'n feable class men.. ( school of hard knocks )

trying, dying, circumsizin foes nd timing... ( slimin )
grindin no joke mind on the boat filled with cokes.. ( numb your throat )
fuck coneheads, lesbo transexual bone heads... ( easy for targets )
KILL EM fill em drill hot minerals pressed into his noggen...
fogem with the rock in sock'm lock'ncloth..... ( set trippin boss )
pull out more then jus glocks.. ( like em cops )
throwin shots like top boss of the plots...
schemes nd getaway scenes to share with the team...
for OTHER KITTY CATS kidnap nd billbats... *silly jack
really man *bang *bang sorry dont want to hit ya...
tie you to a chair maybe nd brick ya.. ( how you like em bricks )
sticks, nd shit real deep nd *psst in directions to his lip...
flippin chips of his chins in to other bitches drinks.. ( slugs drippin like cloged sinks )
brinks is how im rollin, chips onthe whip so bullets dont pierce through from em stolens....
flashin coupes have oyu movin lose nd ge tyou shot up in your coalen.. ( leave em crawlin )

..........

dark alley ways
lungs infected wit purple haze
a drug trippin daze
high and passed out for days
leave crews astonished and amazed
more hot tracks then just blaze
wack bars dont even phase
out lined wit gold
name in the mould
nigga get ratta tat tatted up and holed
as the epic saga unfold
the blood stained carpet was unrolled
i squeeze more digits then a bill fold
sick beats artic flows
shotty pop body blows
style so hot but so cool have you catch a cold
crush niggas game so hard have em resortin to dildos
fuck platinum fuck gold
cold steel is what a nigga will feel
guns secretin metal to the greel
i mean like straight chrome to the dome
that split wigs and dislocate bones
glares and ice on the daylight shone
ya style stinks more then bad calone
like al capone i spit shit even if i aint grown
i still make a bitch moan
she get pregnate i blame it on my evil clone
then i switch my alibie
and utilize the third eye
and now imma submit this reply

slayin human men
witta dangerous poison pen
injectin syringes and neva given the when
blowin doors off the hinges and takin da sin
soak it all up like take it all in
i mean im the underground king
run ya for ya bling
like MF doom watch me do this thing
badda boom badda bing
swords clash make eardrums ring
especially when u hear em go PING
rose pettals and birds chirrping
feinds and bastards lurking
gats sing ripinn niggas aoart like a chickin wing
severing and sundering
locked up inna dungeon
the corpses smell pungent
stupid niggas uneducated and redundant
i go in for the kill like a hawk for the swoop
if i miss i come back i loopty loop
bust better then droop-
E, crab niggas watch out for me
or i just might be planitin my seed
in ur women pussy hollow
open like a window but its all good cuz she swallow
i bet that proffession ya whole family follow

potent im like ozmosis
heavy ecstasy in a large dosage
blowin niggas brain like c-4 explosives
step up to me u dissapear like hokus pokus
marksman wit great focus
i bring plagues upon ur house wit locusts
my crew u dont know us
condom shit im protected like a porcupine
spittin continues bars and ill lines
i alway look good my shit im the no homo clavein klein
i break backs and spines
i got my own wardrobe and gun design
weaponry misusage
style putrid lake lacid nigga lucid
12 gauge exciting like a turn page
closer to extinction is the definition of age
i spit magic like a mage
and spit wisdom like a sage
uncontained rage
'drink tonic potions like an apothecary
technique mad scary
step in my battlezone be wairy
call my lower torso big hairy
i stay very very
gritty and grimey
all nasty and slimey
i spit more sicknin shit then a british nigga say blimey
i keep my chain shiney
fresh like a scent piney

^^ Yo, Pimptastic. Unbelievable skill for just 13 years old. Not saying I don't believe you. But it's hard to believe a 13 year old could spit some raw dope shit like that. You really 13 cause I don't know thirteen year olds that can spit like that ?? Nowhere even close to it even. Plus I read some of your other verses as well, on one of the threads, can't rememeber if it was your own thread or not but that doesn't matter. Grown men can't even spit that good. If you really are just 13 than you like a prodigy son or something no lie. Only shorty that I know of that really ever killed the mic real hard with skill was Shyheim of the Wu-tang. You ever heard of him before ?? Him and you would have alot in common if your really 13. Even though Shyheim is somewhat grown now, I'm talking about when he first came out.

i know him and no im not 13 im really 12 but dont tell no1 lol but thanks i really got my flow back on that one that was some of my gems and i just made all three into a rap look at last page of my official thread lol gay ass hook though lol.