Slippy's "get your game up" thread.

Yo Dr. Slippy
i hope you have alittle advice for me here,
i was at a party some time ago, at my friends place...
here's the thing, my best homie was outta town, and he's cusin was at the party,.. the so "called" friend told me he wanted to fuck her, and i told him "naw man, it's my homies CuZ, pay respect yo, we have both known him since we were 12 yo..", i went home, B/c i had little to much absintha to drink... next day he told me he had fucked her, and i found out it was true...
First of all, thats just disrespectfull against my best homie,
2nd of all, should i tell me homie what happend, or should i just go down to the shit, and beat him up for good ?

peace dawg.

since it's his Cuz, i consider it family bizz, but he's my best homie, and we consider each other as brothers,
i wouldnt mind beating him up, since i told him not to do that shit..
but then again, do i have the right to interfere when i know it's some dumbass shit..

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Originally Posted by ForeverWuFan

Yo Dr. Slippy
i hope you have alittle advice for me here,
i was at a party some time ago, at my friends place...
here's the thing, my best homie was outta town, and he's cusin was at the party,.. the so "called" friend told me he wanted to fuck her, and i told him "naw man, it's my homies CuZ, pay respect yo, we have both known him since we were 12 yo..", i went home, B/c i had little to much absintha to drink... next day he told me he had fucked her, and i found out it was true...
First of all, thats just disrespectfull against my best homie,
2nd of all, should i tell me homie what happend, or should i just go down to the shit, and beat him up for good ?

peace dawg.

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Don't beat him up, that's some player hating shit. Pussy is meant to be fucked, and a female has a right to give it up to whomever she pleases.

Nobody needs to know your cousin is getting hit, it's none of your friends buisness, he's not her daddy. I know you guys are just looking out for her like brothers, but you gotta let her live her life.

If you feel this friend doesn't respect the boundries you set, then just don't be his homey anymore.

yo all my friends little sisters wanna fuck me
i think its only a matter of time

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

Well you ain't gonna be able to fuck her at this party. Chances are she's flirting with you and at least 2 other cats at the party. Just play it cool, see if you can get her to the parties, after party. Then go from their, if she's not feeling you she ain't gonna put out, my advice.........don't say anything perverted. But don't beat around the bush either, it's like this:

You'll never know if she's gonna give you some pussy unless you try.

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thanks slip, ill try that

yea never tell your boy you're planning to get with someone, your own boy will cockblock you not even giving a fuck, the war for pussy is a crazy war mang...nobody gives a fuck, you just gotta do your own thing, if you want it go for it feel me, thats what love is man you desiring one chick and she desiring you back it's natural don't try to reason with it and ask your boy what the steps are and all of that, just approach her and do the damn thing

and i completely disagree, a party is an easy place to fuck/hook up with a girl

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Originally Posted by snapple

yea never tell your boy you're planning to get with someone, your own boy will cockblock you not even giving a fuck, the war for pussy is a crazy war mang...nobody gives a fuck, you just gotta do your own thing, if you want it go for it feel me, thats what love is man you desiring one chick and she desiring you back it's natural don't try to reason with it and ask your boy what the steps are and all of that, just approach her and do the damn thing

and i completely disagree, a party is an easy place to fuck/hook up with a girl

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Well see, that's why i'm a Pimp and your a Beverage.

The reason why a party is bad place to solicite a women for sex is because women usually come to parties with friends...............and Friends don't let friends fuck drunk.

If you get her to an after party, where alcohol is still flowing, maybe a hotel room or a homey's house, options for bedrooms, privacy and shit like that open up.

Let's say-You get her friends over, to yours or your friends house, getting crazy twisted, that's when you divide and conquor. Or if your fucking with some real players like myself and my homies, you'll get that tag team started, and when the sex starts gettin' heated..................SWITCH!

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Originally Posted by Wu Masta Killer

yo all my friends little sisters wanna fuck me
i think its only a matter of time

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before your arrested for statitory rape.

^^^whos rapin?
their all dirty sluts

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

Don't beat him up, that's some player hating shit. Pussy is meant to be fucked, and a female has a right to give it up to whomever she pleases.

Nobody needs to know your cousin is getting hit, it's none of your friends buisness, he's not her daddy. I know you guys are just looking out for her like brothers, but you gotta let her live her life.

If you feel this friend doesn't respect the boundries you set, then just don't be his homey anymore.

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aight thanks yo,
i'll see what ill do, though i really feel like fuckin him up, since he didnt respect me, or my best homies Cuzz, anyway, thanks for the advice ,..

peace

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

Well see, that's why i'm a Pimp and your a Beverage.

The reason why a party is bad place to solicite a women for sex is because women usually come to parties with friends...............and Friends don't let friends fuck drunk.

If you get her to an after party, where alcohol is still flowing, maybe a hotel room or a homey's house, options for bedrooms, privacy and shit like that open up.

Let's say-You get her friends over, to yours or your friends house, getting crazy twisted, that's when you divide and conquor. Or if your fucking with some real players like myself and my homies, you'll get that tag team started, and when the sex starts gettin' heated..................SWITCH!

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yea thats how i party....someones crib getting fucked up with ladies over...yea out in public is an entire different story, no need to bug.

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

White girls.........just tell her. Shouldn't even be an issue. If she mouths off tell that bitch to pack her shit.

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Can't believe it gon that easy... she even brings me breakfast in bed and fixes my morning wood. Aweso!

got some girl problems??
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y0o FAM....

how would i jus approach someone at school... like not even in my class... im mad shy at this shit... like im good if we somewhat have class and shit... but for instance... some chick sittin on the bench, loungin by herself... give me a slippy approach... peace duke

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

Ah Dogg I Need Mad Game Help! How I Go After Chicks Man I Got Yellow Teeth From This Medication I Take! Whitening Shit Don't Do Nothing!

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If I was you I'd knock out all my own teeth and buy dentures. Start their. Then when you get a chick, suprise the fuck out of her by gumming her clitorous.

Either that, or just don't smile.

Drugs

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Originally Posted by Palehorse

yo slippy my ex got her boyfriend and his friends to jump me and i banged with them u could say i lost but i took the shit like a man anyway this bitch is still disrespecting my pimp and keeps trying to get mother fuckers to jump me and calling my phone and not saying nothing and shit got any advice?

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Pack a gun.

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Originally Posted by Razorsharp

y0o FAM....

how would i jus approach someone at school... like not even in my class... im mad shy at this shit... like im good if we somewhat have class and shit... but for instance... some chick sittin on the bench, loungin by herself... give me a slippy approach... peace duke

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The slippy approach would be to walk over and talk to her, invite her out for dinner and dick......if your to shy and you need a reason to approach her, think of somthing like this........

Take a piece of loose leaf over to her with "The Razor Sharp One for Class President" written on the top. Tell her to sign your petition, make up some bullshit on how your gonna change shit, like putting a tampon dispenser in the ladies room.......wait hold up bad advice......tell her your trying to get the lunch hour expanded by 10 minutes buy cutting study hall short. Anyways the trick is to get her name and spark a conversation. Get her to talk about something....if you say your gonna be class president ask her if there something that needs to changed, but the trick is to throw some charm in their. If you can nail that then you'll be tapping that in 2 weeks or less.

Try this one instead.

If you know her name already walk over to her and say this.........

"Hey your Shaqwanda right? I have a friend that has a really big crush on you but he's to shy to talk to you. He was wondering if he could have your phone number to call you......" If she ask's who is name is tell her he wishes to remain anonymous. At this point she'll most likley tell you to tell your friend to quit being a pussy(not in those words). But this takes the heat off of you for the time being and you can make up nice shit to say about her and say it's all your friends words.

If she bites, you just scored a phone number, now all you have to do is work on a game plan when you call her. Tell her your friend siad this, and your friend siad that. If she get's excited about who this mysterious guy is saying all these nice things, you can lay it heavy on her, that your really the friend. Or better yet, tell your mysterious friend is such an asshole for making you do this because he just hooked up with someone else.....but now you know her on a basis where you can get her going.


Anyways.........why go through all this trouble? It gives you an exscuse to find out where shorties heads at without making it seem like your trying to hook up. Expose her weakness then penetrate it...her.

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Originally Posted by vahacris

got some girl problems??
one hot advice form your man vahacris aka 'big pimpin'.....

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...smokeysays.jpg

;]

and btw.....
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...-Gay-1950s.jpg

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Actually this thread is for people that might need a little extra help to get pussy. If you want to learn how to hook up with men......I think jasper's got a thread like that.

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Originally Posted by Palehorse

yo slippy my ex got her boyfriend and his friends to jump me and i banged with them u could say i lost but i took the shit like a man anyway this bitch is still disrespecting my pimp and keeps trying to get mother fuckers to jump me and calling my phone and not saying nothing and shit got any advice?

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

Pack a gun.

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Ok, so maybe a gun isn't an option, there's one thing I did before, i'm not sure if I siad this in this thread yet but...........


You need to be friends with one big bitch. Preferably a strong bull-dike bitch but a big fat bitch will suffice as well. This bitch needs to be down for you like your homies. Take the time to solidfy a relationship with this big bitch so she'll watch your back. Send her over to your ex's house to call your ex out and fuck her up. Your ex will call down her lackey's once you bring the fight to her doorstep. She'll be scared. Trust me, this shit works. I keep it friendly with big bitches.

My Pimp Handz My Back Hand And That Skeezah Lalern Knowz This!

Tought Her How 2 Drop Those Excuses And Pick Up A Purpose.....





















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Slippy, my girlfriend won't stop smoking my crack, what should I do...?

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

Ok, so maybe a gun isn't an option, there's one thing I did before, i'm not sure if I siad this in this thread yet but...........


You need to be friends with one big bitch. Preferably a strong bull-dike bitch but a big fat bitch will suffice as well. This bitch needs to be down for you like your homies. Take the time to solidfy a relationship with this big bitch so she'll watch your back. Send her over to your ex's house to call your ex out and fuck her up. Your ex will call down her lackey's once you bring the fight to her doorstep. She'll be scared. Trust me, this shit works. I keep it friendly with big bitches.

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thats pimp status right there, if you have chicks that will scrap other chicks for you you're doin something right. respect

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Originally Posted by snapple

thats pimp status right there, if you have chicks that will scrap other chicks for you you're doin something right. respect

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hahahaha I did that shit before, I had this big ass fuckin puerto rican girl propped out in blood garbs fuck up these 2 girls and rob em for me, than when the cops came she was trying to fuck them up too

^^ haha i was clubbin 1 time with my boy and this chick was rubbin all up on him and shit, wasn't even dancing it was like she was having drysex with him on the floor and he odviously wasnt feelin it cause she looked/acted like a skankey hoe and was clowning her, i wasnt far from him on the floor but i was scoping cause it was odvious they were beefing, only people on the floor not dancing. well they start screaming, i say peace and stop dancing run over, im tryin to calm her down but shes screaming and cursing at me, i just back up, the bitch then takes some1 elses drink and throw it on my boy....BIG mistake....takes out his sidekick, within 20 minutes his cousins come, they grab the girl and take her into the bathroom where they beat the living shit out of her, the cops got called and when sqauly come I pete, so i dont know what happend after that, but my boy says everythign was straight, but damn i wish i had some girls that i could hit up who would ride for me like that. but then again i dont beef with women so i dont really need it haha, too bad too cause the girl i was dancing with could actually dance and was real cute :ouch:

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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez

hahahaha I did that shit before, I had this big ass fuckin puerto rican girl propped out in blood garbs fuck up these 2 girls and rob em for me, than when the cops came she was trying to fuck them up too

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U r a tru pimp :clap: ..U must start own Pimp thread to teach some tricks to the newbies 9:|6