Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory Is Like...

cruel just cold blooded hahahahaha i know yall cant be seriouse

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Originally Posted by eVoL

that's so funny Ali. that really made laugh. i think you should pursue a career in the stand-up industry. i think you'll make a serious impact. the way you articulate your responses with pre-existing material. that's cool bro. i enjoy it. have you considered entertainment? you should. you're clever. and funny. you bring smiles to people's faces bro.

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*Sarcasm*

...being the bitch that wakes up to skampoe every morning




...thinking a fashion show is O.G




...being president robert mugabe at a human rights rally



...going to another star system..it just aint gonna happen

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Originally Posted by Chris Cristofori

...being the bitch that wakes up to skampoe every morning

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Fucking hell this secondary just deaded the phreaded.

:chef:

:b

Being the best emcee on sound theory is like being an apprentice hedge trimmer.

Being The Dopest MC on Sound Theory is Like..

Being the top henchman at a gas chamber

being the best emcee on sound theory is like being the manager at mcdonalds

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Originally Posted by SID

Being the best emcee on sound theory is like being an apprentice hedge trimmer.

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Haha that actually made me laugh cuz I remember working for a landscaping company a couple summers back and they would make the high school kids (summer jobs) pick up my hedge shavings.


I had a personal bitch following me around all day.

Is like Winning At The VMA's, when Beyonce Has Made One Of The Greatest Videos Of All Time.

Of All Time.

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Originally Posted by eVoL

that's so funny Ali. that really made laugh. i think you should pursue a career in the stand-up industry. i think you'll make a serious impact. the way you articulate your responses with pre-existing material. that's cool bro. i enjoy it. have you considered entertainment? you should. you're clever. and funny. you bring smiles to people's faces bro.

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lmao

Being the best emcee on sound theory is like being the neighbor of Edward Scissorhands constantly trying to outdo his hedge trimmings, then moving on to ice sculptures.

Being the dopest MC on Sound Theory is like

.....ah damn it!

...being the most masculine Frenchman.

...being the richest man Croatia

...wearing the least racially-embarrasing(alternate: sparkle-encrusted) Stylemaster-brand tall tee.

its like coming up with the best stylemaster disses.

nice

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7UtglUT6HH...veThisGame.jpg

It's fan-tastic

Being the dopest MC on Sound Theory is like..

being joe buddens eye that did'nt get slapped

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Originally Posted by James Crow ESQ

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Corn life.

Being the best MC on Sound Feary is like being the best MC in the Wu Tang Clan.

Being the dopest MC on Sownd Fury is like being the most popular brand of Mexican deoderant.

:chef:

Being the dopest MC on Sound Theory is like having testicular cancer and being the testicle that doesnt get the chop.

being the best emcee on Sound Theory is like being a clean piece of toilet paper, even if u dont got any poop stains on u, ur still gonna get flushed down the toilet

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..is like pretending to be a retard to get to the front of a queue

is like being the most pro-black mulatto.

...is like getting a blowjob from a dude. you laugh at it, you might even enjoy it but you firmly know it's wrong

sound theory is like being outta weed, ashtray digging for roach ends to make up a joint

oooohshit i think im the best mcee on sound theory!

finishing dead last @ the Special Olympics.


Sorry Mouse, Sorry Chek, BDZ, Sinapse, etc.

...I can't resist a thread that has good comedic value. Plus it's all fun anyway. I've never knocked anybody personally.

Being The Dopest MC on Sound Theory is like ....


eating nutella

Busting a fat, 30-second, half-gallon cumload... raw inside a fat chick you just met at the bar who doesn't get the idea that she needs to get up through early in the morning before your roommates wake up.

Being the Dopest Mc on Sound Theory is like....

seeing Oprah without her make-up

Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory is like ...


putting Ghostface Killah's Stroke of Death on a loop for 24 hours straight

...being the Michael Jordan of wheelchar basketball.

...like having a blatantly ugly baby.

Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory Is Like...



being Tom Hanks in the movie "A League of their own"

is like being a lesbian.


sorry sis.

.....is like having weed with no paraphernalia