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Oh. So you WILL shut my ass down... *whew* I was almost insulted when I thought (you thought) you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by GagJiz
:o Shit, i'm fucking scared!!!!! :)9:(Quote:
Originally Posted by GagJiz
I don't know WHERE the fuck you learned to type/spell, but I need a fucking forensics expert to discern your Cent-ten-phus.Quote:
Originally Posted by GagJiz
:learning:
If you're asking who names themselves after rza and called me an asshole, the answer is: A-LOT of PEOPLE, ASSHOLE!!! If your its your poorly formulated, poorly conjugated grammar, then NO. I'm not gay and the name has NOTHING to do with RZAs asshole. :lmao:
I can't believe how fucking stupid you are, but I'll spell some of it out for you since you apparently need some help.... Rza-RECT--AH..... in your-SECT--AH.... Open wide bitch. LOL
Its your fortune dog, Bob Barker wants to know if you would like to spin again or buy a clue.
lol @ RZA .. HAAH U THE SHIT!
niggas is fucking sad god word life. I had fucking niggas all wanting to ride on my dick in here lately but them same niggas know that shit got a fucking knot in it nah mean? That shit hurts me nigga I'm being for real on that shit nigga. I got a bruised dick nigga and it smells bad too nigga. Horrible. I see fucking birds leaving the coop nigga and then the bitch gets stranded and then the bitch thinks a nigga gon weep but nah nigga. Nah. Nah mean? I hate a bitch too nigga fuck that fucking motherfucking twerp ass bitch kid for real nigga. Thats my word nigga. And you fucking faggots? And them fucking B.A.T.C.H.'s really piss me off dog really doe nigga.
Rzarectum - You are fucking gay, boy.
B.A.T.C.H. Squadians - You are all fucking fired. Except for Vader.
Zig Zag - You need to find out where Rzarectum's white ass live and stab that crab ass beeyotch to death with a rusty exhaust pipe.
Mz. Rzarectah - You need to shut your fucking flaps before a nigga ramrods your asshole with a frozen shitcicle. (thats a long turd frozen solid in the fucking freezer then used like a dildo bitch).
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As far as the 3p's go....
A nigga been through problems lately b. I got feds running wiretaps, bitchs going AWOL, and niggas winding up POW/MIA. Or fucking KIA. I got issues nigga personally because I'm turning into a homicidal impressionist. I personally turned my backyard into a graveyard, and the last bitch to fuck with me is taking a dirtnap. I always imagine any bitch I'm assfucking is Ms. RZArectah and I pretend like its her I'm making bleed. But now I'm getting tired of that shit. I need a new bitch god damn it. I want a fresh bitch not some old and used up goose like Ms. Rizz nah mean?
But I made some promises so the 3p.com shit will go up but contrary to the original said date. December 07 2007 will be the new release date. 12/07/07 motherfuckers. So fuck you Miss Rizz because your fat poon tang is going up!
The Interview Part III is here soon too batch! And the New Psalmz Graphic Novel and the Coffee Mugs are being prepped for ship for the Holiday Season!
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Elaborate on that for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psalmz
lol @ "shitcicle"
I'm sick nigga real sick. And tired. I been up feeling horrible man thats real. Real horrible. Niggas tried to jump me this weekend. Pussy niggas couldn't even get that right. I knock niggas out two three times in one fight for all three of them niggas. Pittbull niggas too but I got bliddaow in my right arm nigga. I'm a fucking scarecrow nigga, niggas see me they should fucking fly away. For real man. Fuck that shit.
Uh yeah nigga I got my little coffee cups, a P-Salmz banner flag, and the 2008 Psalmz calenders all ready for order and shipping for the 12-07-07 opening date for the www.3p.com website. There is also a digital graphic novel available for free download for all new members. Remember this is THE ONLY website in the galaxy that has REAL spread eagle pussy and asshole shots of everybody's favorite girl - Ms. Rzarectah! There are plenty of titties, open mouth/tongue, booty spreading, finger banging, sloppy slaps, and drippy lips, for every nigga checking man for real. And the best thing - this shit is FREE. It will all be free. Starting December 7th, 2007.
Do yourself a fucking favor cowboy. Don't forget. You have to sign up first to see the pussy shots of Ms. Rza, but there is no adultcheck ID bullshit. Its all free. Her vagina is fucking beautiful man it really is something to see. And I guess thats really the only reason I am making them public because its too god damn sexy. She is an extremely fuckable bitch nigga.
The 3p's - The Pussy, the Panties, and the Perfume. Don't yall niggas thank me at one time nigga for real. Fucking mark ass niggas anyways.
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Oh and all you B.A.T.C.H.'s ain't really fired. But Vader you just became my new bottom batch. Congrats. :clap:
Oh and Ms. Rzarectah - I think fucking you with a shitcicle could give you some serious problems - frost bite, infection, urinary tract issues, and imagine shitting somebody else's shit after the shit melts inside your butthole. Gross nigga. I'd still buttfuck you a few weeks later though.
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The Interview Part III coming soon --- I will publish it here after the Grand Opening of the 12-07-07 3p.com site is under way.
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LMAO, this shit is gonna be mad funny
bloop again? woo-hooo
I'm nobodies Bitch or Batch - get that?
I would die singing a song laughing.
**See Fishburn in King of New-York.**
You say your a scarecrow - nigga I look like a scarecrow. Pick on somebody your own size. Thing is niggas think cause they diesel they can fuck with this lil nigga. Tea-bagging days are over.
Respect to the last true Shinnecocks.
Death to the snakes.
he never releases these exclusive interviews
fucking scarecrow jim crowe dick wont eva hang low.....
wait for it....
county jail slampig
12/07/07 is here...I think yous just buggin...damn delays
I need my fukkin VIP pass.....now I have to hold it longer...its accumulating...when this site finally opens and I get my pass....if you see me blow youd say: "who the fuck is peter north?"
Yo i read like 25 pages of this thread and i'm laughing soo hard my eyes is tearing blood yo
Psalmz is gangsta az FUCK! Peace 2 tha GODZ.
L01z0RZ!Quote:
I'll fucking carve a vagina in your back with my Afghani mujahadeen blade just to fuck something new.
Yo fuck a regular bloop man you need to go to tha shaolin temple train 4 like 20 yearz and then go fuck a asian bitch and instead of just bloop you will nut on tha bitch face and it will be THE WAY OF THA INTERCEPTING BLOOP!
Jeet BLOOP Do B.A.T.C.H.ES! The Bruce Lee BLOOP!