Lyrical FLEX (Finish Wit Da Word) CYPHA 'NEW'

I went to Sears on new years opened up Dead President's ears
I saw his mom's grill on sale and told him in an e-mail
Her pussy so stale
Dead president got scared and pale
Dead president never could make it to Yale
So he started dancing as in like Chip and Dale
Male stripper he got wet in the pool like flipper
Dead President loves to open any man's zipper
Does dances on his lap top and all his rhymes flip flop
So dumb he can't afford to smoke pot
He only has a limited supply of brain cells and his pussy swells
His head gets hid with shells
He tries to read books but he can't pick em' off shelves
Dead president mind spand small like elfs
Got raped when he was twelve
Ever since then Dead President been known to zone out and then people's dicks get blown out
He's got no clout in his head people shout
He's the gayest homo no doubt
Won the tournament of ball sucking
Dicks in his ass the other team was stuffing
They slam dunk dicks in his mouth like skunk he was puffing
Dead President is always known for bluffing
His face with elbows their scuffing
Rammed balls all in his school halls
Plus also pool halls
He shops for dildos at malls
He got fucked up against the walls
Dead as is in his name that's his game
He's so fucking lame he burns out like a flame
His mom's a animal though she got tame
Like Dead President's brain she's quite insane
Saw her get fucked through her window pane
Dead President loves pain
His fagat as got locked with a like chain
Take a piss on his head like rain
He drunk it up and said yup
Such a fagat slut male mut sniffing till his nose missing like king tut
After Dead President got fucked you should have seen his strut
He was shit of luck didn't even have buck
Only in his mouth covered in nut



:point: *D (Dead President's teeth covered in nut, uh what!)

New Word is Assinated as in Dead President from Cincinnatti fronting like he JFK looking real gay

You must have no life, u thought of the weak verse last night while i was sleepin, i don't really know if i'm going to even take the time to respond to that verse. I only read the first two lines and its just shity. IF u was really gettin at me then i might take the time to write somethin but thats just embarrasing. Why don't you post ur best verse ever written and i'll post some shit weak shit thats proly 407 times better.

Come on it took u almost 2 hours to think of that shit, its like you just ain't on my level, go get a girl or join the ymca or some shit cuz its seems to me u just sit infront of your pc at 2:00 A.m. writing up bullshit verses, and you almost 30 years old, u 7:30 bra. Bet u still livin wit yo 60 year old moms, college dropout wit no hoes. You should probaly remove your age from the posts cuz it doesn't match your text or subject matter, or vocab.
lol, u 28 and can't spell Assassinated, or cincinnati.

U a sorry bitch bra, u proly frontin and u actually some 14 year old computer fag. I know u a bitch, u don't even represent where u from. Anyways i gotta go get ready for the ravens browns game so i'll catch yo sorry ass later.

Matterfact i got a verse 4 u, i'll think of it after the ravens browns game, which will be around 8.

Wannabe president really a dead man I didn't know your mother posted up
cause she's the hoe that loves to dick blow
My whole crew ran through her like snow
You sat back and watched like it was a show
You was hiding in the closet on the D-Low
Your eyes watery like taking hits of hydro
Dead president's mom a 2 dollar hoe
She is dicksucking pro
As in proffesional dead president is a male stripper only wearing one slipper
He's well-known dick licker
Cincinnatti shit kicker
Dead President lives on a farm where he hides from the killa bee swarm
There his pussy stays warm
He was warned so many times before his pussy got torn
Dicks in him like horns
Dead President has more than one asshole with sores
He couldn't find a dildo so he started playing with swords
He is associated with all male whores
Inside his mouth cum pours
Then he spits it back out trying to write rhymes like shoe shines
His mouth got fucked so many times
You'd think he'd keep it shut
But not Dead president cause he's a male slut
Pussy fuck
He plays with everybody's rubber duck
His own mother looks at him and says yuck
She doesn't know how she had him with his lights so dim
And his fagat ass frequently kicked by tims
Dead President's been sucking dick since he was ten for japanese yen
Dead president is cincinnatti's well-known fagat resident
It's evident that he so irrelevant
On Wu Corp with those rhymes he attempts to invent
His mother should of had an abortion to prevent
Dead President has about 6,000 fathers plus his mother never had any daughters
He heard I was going after him so he ran to foreign waters
Speaking of protection his mother half dyke with an errection
You can always find her in the porno section
Dead President's mom is the biggest whore at everybody's door
Travelled over seas during her porno tour
All around the world she's a whore sucking dick to the core
Dead President knows the score
Hollar if you want more
Or your fagat ass can play it smart and ignore
Your rhymes are a bore and put people to sleep so they start to snore
You don't write rhymes only bed-time stories you fagat fucking whore

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Hold up, like common said "you know you done fucked up"
Come on now i outclass you bitch, its like tims to chucks
But i ain't trippin cuz i don't got to prove that i'm so real
Make your poor moms kneel under my balls, for one meal
Username is battle... well from what you've displayed
Is that i got u rattled, before i spit which is to your dismay
Just try to keep up with me on the relay, before you run the mile
Need more conditioning, but how u gone betray then portray your style
Its very simple, like too $hort, which is fine if you come hardcore
Need to learn how to bounce the ball, before you hit the hard wood floor
Son listen, this rappin stuff ain't workin for you, you need to explore
More shit, check the score bitch, murder twice in 1 line for extra gore
I love it, this verse ain't even a diss, I'm just showin your shits wack
Just admit, that you wouldn't blitz back if i sacked, and you was bitch slapped
Write somethin i would take the time to read, then shutter and approach
I'm fat, plus i got the sticky hands wit jelly, but what goods the butter w/o the toast
But on some real shit, 12 years older than me, and still can't hang
Show up at yo crib, bitch slapped ya moms, then where's ya killa gang
That you whished you banged wit, nigga come to cinci you'll see plenty
From brick city, how you come at me with pennies, you need twenties
So step up your level or somethin, cuz this verse was constructed easy
A doe, my lines leave shit torn like tornados, and this was conducted breezy

I didn't even write a diss verse and my shits still kilt yours, and i wrote that shit in like 20 minuets, you gots no talent duke, and i'm not sayin i do, i'm just dayin u just totally wack, like raekwon said "yo raps suck".

And i'm done floodin this thread, if you got somethin else to say just send me a message.

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Originally Posted by Dead President

I didn't even write a diss verse and my shits still kilt yours, and i wrote that shit in like 20 minuets, you gots no talent duke, and i'm not sayin i do, i'm just dayin u just totally wack, like raekwon said "yo raps suck".

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You didn't write any diss raps cause you don't know how to. You never even wrote one in your entire life cause your to pussy.

And Rae or Ghost for that matter would choose my rap lines or verses over yours any day.

Your a fagat just plain gay and all you do is play
Your weak like your lines and could never match up with the likes of mines
Me even getting at you was like stepping down off a thrown
and your head like dicks you suck easily gets blown
You fucking fagat clone
With your ass wearing a thong it's shown

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Originally Posted by Dead President

Come on it took u almost 2 hours to think of that shit

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It didn't take me two hours cause for your fagat information I didn't respond right away and your fagat ass went to sleep like your rhymes. So about close to two hours I was busy doing other shit with your mom's anyways. And then decided to go ahead and drop another verse on your fagat head.

The problem with you is that your so fucking ignorant that you think everybody is as dumb as you. The clock times on the panel mean nothing. A person could always just leave the computer or be doing other shit while still being logged in you fucking dumb ass. Like I said your a retard with no common sense and understanding.

:point: :=) (Dead President has proven again that he is clearly a retard)

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Originally Posted by Battle 1

You didn't write any diss raps cause you don't know how to. You never even wrote one in your entire life cause your to pussy.

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Got to rapbattles.com and check my battle record, 7-3 bitch. I don't battle here hoe i just type.

And the reason i didn't diss is cuz i wanted to show my verses just got way more substance than yours. Go head and spit somethin wit some meaning, try to tell a story or somethin. Then i'll spit somethin and you'll see that your still in highschool and i'm pro.

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Originally Posted by Dead President

Got to rapbattles.com and check my battle record, 7-3 bitch. I don't battle here hoe i just type.

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Everytime you say hoe it's like your talking to either yourself or your moms.

How come even under your own Name instead of placing an avatar you just put "Hoe Ass Nigga" to describe yourself ??

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Originally Posted by Dead President

And the reason i didn't diss is cuz i wanted to show my verses just got way more substance than yours. Go head and spit somethin wit some meaning, try to tell a story or somethin. Then i'll spit somethin and you'll see that your still in highschool and i'm pro.

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Your a professional ignorant dick sucker. That's what you are. Whenever I rhyme whether it is dissing or whatever, it doesn't matter I always write with substance. Like I said your so ignorant to think that everybody rhymes like you and can't rhyme with substance when dropping diss lines. Your only a 16 year old virgin so you would be to young to understand anything I rhyme about anyways. Go ask your mother what time it is, she knows.

Besides in your last post you said that you only read two of my lines and then stopped to write your verse. You couldn't take anymore I killed you with two lines that's all. You don't even know how to read properly yet, and so how can you then possibly be able to write anything correctly either ??

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Originally Posted by Battle 1

Besides in your last post you said that you only read two of my lines and then stopped to write your verse. You couldn't take anymore I killed you with two lines that's all. You don't even know how to read properly yet, and so how can you then possibly be able to write anything correctly either ??

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You spit the same concepts over and over, i didn't even need to read on after your first two lines, it just too simple and predictable. Look its like this i'ma set up a thread in the battlefield.

And this is going to a battle on who's raps has the better lyrics,substance, and wordplay. And there's no limit on how long it is. Do u accept bitch?

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Originally Posted by Dead President

You spit the same concepts over and over, i didn't even need to read on after your first two lines, it just too simple and predictable. Look its like this i'ma set up a thread in the battlefield.

And this is going to a battle on who's raps has the better lyrics,substance, and wordplay. And there's no limit on how long it is. Do u accept bitch?

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I would accept if you were challenging me, but as soon as you said bitch I knew you was talking about your mother again.

And about me using the same concepts please, drop to your knees. If I battled a real mc then I would change the concept. I am 100% more versatile in terms of concepts when it comes to rhyming than you Dead man. I mean come on with concepts as calling yourself the Dead President cause your really a Dead Man is what you said. Or with Hoe as Nigga written under your name instead of an avatar to describe yourself. With concepts like that your not even worthy to battle me to begin with. Fucking Lamo.