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water fountains, kinda like a whale needs to be watered when theyre taken out of the water
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Originally Posted by
Cthulhu
Well Jesus... if we are to believe he existed... did, according to scripture.
Haile Salassi I did not, but a whole lot of people believe he is.
The point wasn't whether or not they identified themselves as god or whether they actually are god (because I don't even believe in any kind of god), but rather that there are huge populations that are convinced these men were god incarnate.
It was an ironic, sarcastic response to your post about god.
according to scripture (both biblical and quranic) jesus does not identify himself as being god...
"christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....
a whole bunch of people don't believe selassie is god....a small percent of the world population does....
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Originally Posted by Black Man
"christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....
yes that is 100% true. christians believe jesus was actually fish incarnate. hence:
http://www.smileyme.com/cool_sticker...kers_large.gif
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to Kristy's ass:
"you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.
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Originally Posted by
maestro wooz
This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.
I agree with everything you siad but the last statment. The missing link is bigfoot that mated with a dinosaur.
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LMFAO!!!!!!
Whales are not even Fish!!!
So humans certainly cannot be!
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Originally Posted by
Make~Sensi*
LMFAO!!!!!!
Whales are not even Fish!!!
So humans certainly cannot be!
I think wooz was poking fun at the upsurdity in peoples' logic that post in this section.
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the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.
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Originally Posted by
whitey
the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.
And who's the one deciding who goes into which box?
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Originally Posted by
D.D. King (lateshowghost)
to Kristy's ass:
"you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.
When are you gonna kill yoself?
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you worked out the fucken missing link! you should be famous.
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Originally Posted by
Humanface Huggah
mermaids are hot. but i think it would be boring to have sex with them because you'd have to just look at her and then release your sperm next to but not inside her fish-cooch and then she'd spray her eggs into your sperm cloud and then something magical would happen and merbabies would be born.
or at least that's my understanding of non-tetrapod chordate-sapien copulation.
On the plus side, you could get head underwater.
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